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26 | Everything looks better in black

[laceration-d0ll]

YOUR EMAIL FINDS ME ON THE FIELD OF BATTLE

[animentality]

[alfgifu]

this reads like it was submitted to a local newspaper in the early 1900s

[ilovedirt]

I am not immune to horseyyyyyyy!!!!!!!!!!!!! horseyyyy!!! do you see the horsey!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[godkissedme]

i think i deserve financial compensation for everything. all of it. i’m not even gonna specify

[thememedaddy]

[cerealbowlbxtch]

oscar piastri would find p5 in any lifetime

[sebchalesbian]

NO MORE "CARLOS SAINZ IS STILL THE LAST RACE WINNER FOR FERRARI" POSTS THANK YOU SWEET BABY JESUS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[blue0909]

Please stop being nonbinary too. God only created one gender. You must conform to that.

THERES ONLY ONE NOW?????

[miketon]

[kurhanchyk]

"errm actually not all ai is bad" bro the internet is fucking unusable you know what ai i'm talking about

[mariacallous]

I want every ad on the subway to be this one. And then I want this also posted elsewhere. And then I want people who don’t use earbuds or headphones while listening to music or watching their videos in public to have their phones explode in their hands and faces. Or they get shunned and banned from public spaces.

[sata-cable]

[chronicillnesshumor-deactivated]

[milanesa42]

“The employees need a larger salary” “hmmmm large celery”

[fuckyeahchinesefashion]

Three yaks dance in Lhasa city (cr 情满拉萨，吉吉)(If you do not reside long-term in a high-altitude environment, please avoid intense physical activity at high altitudes, as it may trigger altitude sickness.)

[nyxkaikaos]

[Three musicians in astonishingly good chubby yak fursuits dance to the tune of Michael Jackson's "Beat it"]

[gunpowdercarousel]

Me: They're probably dancing to some traditional folk music or something.

Me: *unmutes it*

Me: AH.

[finnslay]

opening tumblr in march and it's just like "huh. knife weather we're having."

[conan-doyles-carnations]

Love being brutally called out by the British Library

[endearingsalt]

Oh my gosh I went here a few days ago do you guys want to see the whole sign

[tikkunolamorgtfo]

I’m covered with “Librarians from Everywhere” but as a former museums professional “Tourists who think we’re the British Museum” really speaks to me on a personal level.

[fandomsandfeminism]

I’m “all ten people who think they’ve got the most niche interest in the whole building”

[sisyphusshrugged]

Dan Hays Colorado Snow Effect 4 (with detail) 2007, oil on canvas