Ribbit Ribbit, Motherfuckers

for shits and giggles🤓

[kermitau]

Big city queen and her country king🩷💚

[kermitau]

With the missus💚🩷

[the-muppet-joker]

Please stop promoting toxic couples and spreading misinformation.

[kermitau]

Are you suggesting Miss Piggy’s fashion choices contributes to the ‘toxicity’ you’re trying to speak of?

[the-muppet-joker]

An eye for fashion and art says many things about a person's character, my dear. If you cannot discern what is beautiful or do not care to, then you cannot discern good from evil, or in Miss Piggy's case, are simply too self absorbed to care about the difference. Please educate yourself before responding next time.

[kermitau]

Have you never heard beauty is in the eye of the beholder? Miss Piggy’s dress is to her taste and that’s all that matters🩷💚

[kermitau]

With the missus💚🩷

[the-muppet-joker]

Please stop promoting toxic couples and spreading misinformation.

[kermitau]

Are you suggesting Miss Piggy’s fashion choices contributes to the ‘toxicity’ you’re trying to speak of?

[kermitau]

With the missus💚🩷

[kermitau]

She can’t keep off her man💚🩷

[muppetjokernumbertwofan]

In the tags it says satire? I hope so. This misinformation is harmful.

Miss Piggy is an abuser….

[kermitau]

What misinformation? Shes cuddling right up against him!

[muppetjokernumbertwofan]

She’s forcefully grabbing him when he’s clearly uncomfortable. Look at his wavering nervous smile and the fear in his eyes.

[kermitau]

He’s nervous because a pretty girl is giving him attention<<333 it’s fluster, not fear

[muppetjokernumbertwofan]

Kermit is a gay man….

[kermitau]

Kermit has only ever flirted with or dated women

[muppetjokernumbertwofan]

Have you ever heard of comphet? It was dangerous time to be a gay man publicly. You don’t know what he was doing behind the scenes, but He does…

[kermitau]

I asked Miss Piggy she said he was doing her

[muppetjokernumbertwofan]

Miss Piggy is a lying and abusive bitch. Her words are not to be trusted…

[kermitau]

Can’t argue with true love<<333333

[muppetjokernumbertwofan]

Grrrrrrrrrrr it’s all… LIES

[kermitau]

Can’t argue when it’s right there buddy

[muppetjokernumbertwofan]

Fine. Stay ignorant, only those who know the truth will be let in to the caves….

[kermitau]

Ain’t no one wanna be apart of any nasty caves

[muppetjokernumbertwofan]

You’ll regret your decision in the new world….

[kermitau]

[kermitau]

She can’t keep off her man💚🩷

[muppetjokernumbertwofan]

In the tags it says satire? I hope so. This misinformation is harmful.

Miss Piggy is an abuser….

[kermitau]

What misinformation? Shes cuddling right up against him!

[muppetjokernumbertwofan]

She’s forcefully grabbing him when he’s clearly uncomfortable. Look at his wavering nervous smile and the fear in his eyes.

[kermitau]

He’s nervous because a pretty girl is giving him attention<<333 it’s fluster, not fear

[muppetjokernumbertwofan]

Kermit is a gay man….

[kermitau]

Kermit has only ever flirted with or dated women

[muppetjokernumbertwofan]

Have you ever heard of comphet? It was dangerous time to be a gay man publicly. You don’t know what he was doing behind the scenes, but He does…

[kermitau]

I asked Miss Piggy she said he was doing her

[muppetjokernumbertwofan]

Miss Piggy is a lying and abusive bitch. Her words are not to be trusted…

[kermitau]

Can’t argue with true love<<333333

[muppetjokernumbertwofan]

Grrrrrrrrrrr it’s all… LIES

[kermitau]

Can’t argue when it’s right there buddy

[muppetjokernumbertwofan]

Fine. Stay ignorant, only those who know the truth will be let in to the caves….

[kermitau]

Ain’t no one wanna be apart of any nasty caves

[kermitau]

She can’t keep off her man💚🩷

[muppetjokernumbertwofan]

In the tags it says satire? I hope so. This misinformation is harmful.

Miss Piggy is an abuser….

[kermitau]

What misinformation? Shes cuddling right up against him!

[muppetjokernumbertwofan]

She’s forcefully grabbing him when he’s clearly uncomfortable. Look at his wavering nervous smile and the fear in his eyes.

[kermitau]

He’s nervous because a pretty girl is giving him attention<<333 it’s fluster, not fear

[muppetjokernumbertwofan]

Kermit is a gay man….

[kermitau]

Kermit has only ever flirted with or dated women

[muppetjokernumbertwofan]

Have you ever heard of comphet? It was dangerous time to be a gay man publicly. You don’t know what he was doing behind the scenes, but He does…

[kermitau]

I asked Miss Piggy she said he was doing her

[muppetjokernumbertwofan]

Miss Piggy is a lying and abusive bitch. Her words are not to be trusted…

[kermitau]

Can’t argue with true love<<333333

[muppetjokernumbertwofan]

Grrrrrrrrrrr it’s all… LIES

[kermitau]

Can’t argue when it’s right there buddy

[kermitau]

She can’t keep off her man💚🩷

[muppetjokernumbertwofan]

In the tags it says satire? I hope so. This misinformation is harmful.

Miss Piggy is an abuser….

[kermitau]

What misinformation? Shes cuddling right up against him!

[muppetjokernumbertwofan]

She’s forcefully grabbing him when he’s clearly uncomfortable. Look at his wavering nervous smile and the fear in his eyes.

[kermitau]

He’s nervous because a pretty girl is giving him attention<<333 it’s fluster, not fear

[muppetjokernumbertwofan]

Kermit is a gay man….

[kermitau]

Kermit has only ever flirted with or dated women

[muppetjokernumbertwofan]

Have you ever heard of comphet? It was dangerous time to be a gay man publicly. You don’t know what he was doing behind the scenes, but He does…

[kermitau]

I asked Miss Piggy she said he was doing her

[muppetjokernumbertwofan]

Miss Piggy is a lying and abusive bitch. Her words are not to be trusted…

[kermitau]

Can’t argue with true love<<333333

[kermitau]

She can’t keep off her man💚🩷

[muppetjokernumbertwofan]

In the tags it says satire? I hope so. This misinformation is harmful.

Miss Piggy is an abuser….

[kermitau]

What misinformation? Shes cuddling right up against him!

[muppetjokernumbertwofan]

She’s forcefully grabbing him when he’s clearly uncomfortable. Look at his wavering nervous smile and the fear in his eyes.

[kermitau]

He’s nervous because a pretty girl is giving him attention<<333 it’s fluster, not fear

[muppetjokernumbertwofan]

Kermit is a gay man….

[kermitau]

Kermit has only ever flirted with or dated women

[muppetjokernumbertwofan]

Have you ever heard of comphet? It was dangerous time to be a gay man publicly. You don’t know what he was doing behind the scenes, but He does…

[kermitau]

I asked Miss Piggy she said he was doing her

[kermitau]

Hollywood IT couple👑

[kermitau]

She can’t keep off her man💚🩷

[muppetjokernumbertwofan]

In the tags it says satire? I hope so. This misinformation is harmful.

Miss Piggy is an abuser….

[kermitau]

What misinformation? Shes cuddling right up against him!

[muppetjokernumbertwofan]

She’s forcefully grabbing him when he’s clearly uncomfortable. Look at his wavering nervous smile and the fear in his eyes.

[kermitau]

He’s nervous because a pretty girl is giving him attention<<333 it’s fluster, not fear

[muppetjokernumbertwofan]

Kermit is a gay man….

[kermitau]

Kermit has only ever flirted with or dated women

[kermitau]

She can’t keep off her man💚🩷

[muppetjokernumbertwofan]

In the tags it says satire? I hope so. This misinformation is harmful.

Miss Piggy is an abuser….

[kermitau]

What misinformation? Shes cuddling right up against him!

[muppetjokernumbertwofan]

She’s forcefully grabbing him when he’s clearly uncomfortable. Look at his wavering nervous smile and the fear in his eyes.

[kermitau]

He’s nervous because a pretty girl is giving him attention<<333 it’s fluster, not fear

[kermitau]

Damn Kermit pulls a baddie🤤he’s so smug about it too

[kermitau]

She can’t keep off her man💚🩷

[muppetjokernumbertwofan]

In the tags it says satire? I hope so. This misinformation is harmful.

Miss Piggy is an abuser….

[kermitau]

What misinformation? Shes cuddling right up against him!

[kermitau]

She can’t keep off her man💚🩷

[nekfores]

— they finally got married! 🐸🐷 💗

[kermitau]

Their wedding would be the most extravagant event

[kermitau]

King and his prince👑