sam

you know my swag, not my lore

[3000s]

[kirilinnka]

«"x reader" aren't even that good-»

[irwinashton]

why isn’t anyone writing authentic 2014 5sos fanfics BRING THEM BACK

[akashicrecord]

human pregnancy is so wild to me. like, you can just create another consciousness. and you can do it accidentally in the Cheesecake Factory parking lot

[thefemaleinsomniac]

He’s actually so pretty, I was so distracted every time he had screen time.

[millificent]

Just found out that the creator of Dashcon is now a raccoon biologist, and I can’t help but feel that there’s no more Tumblr career than raccoon biologist

[dragon-in-a-fez]

thinking about the time some terf dipshit on twitter said "you weirdos will be saying TREES are a social construct next" and I got nerdsniped and waded in like "trees ARE a social construct. there is no fundamental binary characteristic that separates trees from other plants" and well, I'll spare you the details but the conversation ended with the dipshit yelling "PALM TREES HAVE WOOD" which is hilarious because "wood" actually does have a pretty unambiguous, binary definition and palms in fact do not qualify

[xbomboi]

this is lowkey like

[something-nunholy]

Still obsessed with EAH’s choice to make the Cheshire Cat a cunty MILF

[bnghvn]

i’m hyperventilating guys

WHAT. THE. FUCK

[k1tk4ttt]

How I feel reading smut while being scared of intimacy in real life

[s3ikoraaa]

Cause you're Royal, you′re Rebel, you're more than one together

However you go Ever in Ever After High

[halbravd]

oh mr matsuyama ryuji let me help you with that wheelchair alright

[bitter--boxx]

time girls 🕰🐰👠 love em

[twtrout]

anybody else got these two wolves inside them

[wooiamamess]

[jaeofsummersgrey]

I think about him a normal amount