Sapien

Heckity heck; this is a mess She/Her || 21

[reducingemissions]

Her ability to outwet cat even the most wettest and saddest cats ever will always mesmerise me

[t4thollstein]

compilation of carmilla post edits i've made

[angelic-ivy]

me: [writing something] shoot... what's this woman's pronouns?

stenographer: well her bio says she/her...

me: better play it safe anyway [writes "it"]

the ghost of marie curie: [appears out of thin air] ivy... you're the first person to ever correctly gender me in a hundred and eighty-two years. from the bottom of my cold dead heart, thank you.

me: [dies of radiation poisoning]

stenographer: [dies of radiation poisoning]

[angelic-ivy]

favorite tags. bulliness you get it. also someone tagged this post #rpf which i think is so fuckin funny. like yeah. i guess. i guess it is.

[wifegideonnav]

“bits to use in everyday conversations”

[aulerean]

everyone always says wherewolf, but nobody ever asks how wolf...

[gingik]

[wishingformemoria]

just because someone can articulate their point better doesn’t make them right, it makes them articulated. 

[wishingformemoria]

and you aren’t stupid for having trouble articulating yourself.

[andre-30008]

[notoriousmasc]

[violet-hady]

I once successfully argued someone into believing that apples and pears are the same thing. Doesn’t make it true.

[captainragtag]

I’ve only read Tim solo ( and YJ) stuff before so I am delighted that actually various brucebook writers were pretty committed to tim’s stated purpose of keeping batman alive 

[silverwhittlingknife]

tim drake’s disappointed parent voice: how many TIMES are we going to have this conversation bruce

i also like that he is holding up two fingers as illustration 😂

(SEE THESE TWO FINGERS? that is the amount of minutes that you were dead!! two minutes! of death!)

(bruce. you have to take this seriously.)

[noodles-and-tea]

:(

[mango-kitty-art]

[somethingusefulfromflorida]

[gay--dog]

you are hopelessly addicted to toys. get help

i can stop playing any time i want

[comicaurora]

I am not responsible for who I become when hyperfixating

[comicaurora]

I'd like to see YOUR dignity hold up when flooded by 2000% of your typical dopamine levels

[mephistopheles]

horatio: good night, sweet prince, and flights of angels sing thee to thy rest

the angels:

[the-haiku-bot]

horatio: good night,

sweet prince, and flights of angels

sing thee to thy rest

Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.

[mousebolts]

[melachelohimbo]

every thing in this scene stroked me gently cause of how raw each emotion is potroyed poterhjay

[poorunfortunatesolanin]

I feel like nobody is talking about how interesting Columbia from Rocky Horror Picture Show is as a character, because everybody is too busy talking about how hot she is.

We should be talking about both goddamnit!

[aesungaia]