Alfie

Basically an online collection of my thoughts and things I find funny 🧌🧌🧌 (I spam a lot)

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About me:

Hi, I’m a 17 year old from England, I do music at college (it’s a fucking awful course, don’t ever do it) and I love games, music and other “standard” stuff

Music I like kinda ranges, it can go from metal (mainly nü metal), rap, grime (occasionally drill if I’m feeling it), scene/glitchcore and hyperpop (sometimes on the hyperpop), dnb, jungle, punk, rock, etc.

The games I like also ranges, mainly it’s anything FPS or combat based in general (excluding souls likes, I really can’t get into them because I eat absolute SHIT in those games). But I also like rougelikes, racing games, story bases games/choice based story games, world building games (ranging from the sims to games like against the storm) and more.

I mainly play on Xbox (a 360 I’ve had for like 11 years and a series X) and a ps5.

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ref:

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JFJ mentioned 🙏🙏

[ayllen009]

Fuck ice

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Lil guys

[chasingaghost]

Billie in 2012

📸: Felisha Tolentino

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We love billie

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Just building houses in Minecraft is a different kind of calming

[blu3b3rryj4mp1r3]

Mini nyan cat & tac nayn dividers (+ 3 others based on different pop tarts: chocolate fudge, vanilla milkshake & cookies and crème) :3 f2u! Based on this pearler bead pattern

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Just used these for my about me post. I think I used them wrong because they still have a background to them, but they still look cool

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“Try swabbing a parliament toilet, find more snow than my Local boozer”

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School is a place where it molds and tries to churn out carbon copies of people.

You can’t dye your hair

Have too many piercings

Wear trainers

Wear rings/other pieces of jewellery

Etc…

They want to create boring people who will work boring depressing jobs to then make the government’s happy and more money.

They stick you in a class you hate, doing subjects you hate, being taught by someone you hate (apart from those very rare good apples who actually love their students and make the lessons fun) and so on.

Fuck school, it makes kids depressed, unable to express themselves and just has an overall hostile, sad and insecure environment.

All my homies hate school

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I finally understand why tumblr is so obsessed with gravity falls

That shit is so peak

Watched it in full 4 the first time ever and it’s so fucking good

Stan my goat

[owlservice]

Whatever

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This is why I love tumblr

[windy-apple]

"This job is in your nature....and nature always wins."

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IM… ON… VA… CA… TION!!!!!

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Please oh please oh please let there be a season two of this 🙏🙏 they could do so much more with this !!!

I wanna know more about Naomi and her past, the same with Elliot!!

This show was unironically really fucking good, it’s so funny and I instantly yearn for a season 2

If Netflix doesn’t pull a standard Netflix move, they will green light a season 2 and won’t cancel it straight away

Also, I’ll die on the hill that shira is the best character in the show

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Fuck this country and fuck the government, we need to rebel against this slimebag of a “leader”

Someone NEEDS to Charlie Kirk this man because he is actively RUINING this country and harming other countries

[truly-nerdy]

Breaking Bad + Tumblr Text Posts pt. ???

[thepinkpestilence]

when you remember how brba ended... both skyler and marie became traumatized widows and were left alone with two kids to take care off... how brock finds andrea death outside the house... how kaylee and stacey wouldnt be able to bury mike... how walter didnt took the chance to see his mother for the last time... how jake and jesse will never see each other again... how kiira wakes up because of delores screams and sees lydias lifeless body... how jesse was walters biggest regret...

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In the breaking bad universe, no one truly “wins”

You could say jesse won because he moved to Alaska but did he really win? After all that trauma from Walt and being tortured and kept a slave from literal neo nazis. After all that, did he really win?

Not to mention Mike literally saved up hundreds of thousands for kaylees future just for all of it to get seized by the police and then killed by Walt of all people. Mike did years of work for Gus for nothing.

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Yk what? I was wrong, im better off without you