My Name is Kerry. I am a Boy.

[1los]

[10knotes]

omfg that is just too adorable

[thefingerfuckingfemalefury]

This kitteh having a little halloween adventure is one of my favourite posts of all time :)

[wonderhawk]

Every fall like clockwork this photo set pops up and we all must reblog it

[thefingerfuckingfemalefury]

You know it’s getting close to Halloween when you see it appear :D

This will always be one of my favorite comics ever. It gives me warm fuzzies~

[waffl3jones101-blog]

my heart….

[godotal]

Randomly remembering a joke and laughing about it to yourself

[al-grave]

This fucking duck. Gets me every time.

[yeahloads]

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[naotakunn]

i cant believe this. i cant fucking believe this. i meant to send this to my boyfriend but instead i sent it to my boss right after i told her i was quitting all i wanted to do was make an inappropriate cookie joke but no i got mixed up texting two people at once and literally sent a picture of a chocolate chip cookie captioned “ooh she thique” to the fifty year old suburban mother of two of whom i have nothing but a strictly professional relationship with. after knowing me for almost a year and a half as a hard working and respectable employee this is the last thing i will ever say to her i can never go back to that shop again all because of this god damn cookie blunder What have i Done

[tastefullyoffensive]

[bijoux-et-mineraux]

Polished Malachite Stalactite - Copper Crescent, Congo

[xekstrin]

*looks around*

Is

Is anyone gonna say it

[brambledboneyards]

malachite is a poisonous mineral. please do not fuck the malachite stalactite

[cobx]

[idiotsonfb]

[sixpenceee]

When the sun hits the pelican’s beak at the right angle, you can see inside of it. 

[cyborgteen-deactivated20180718]

that’s amore

[dutchstore]

[fwuitgummi]

THE FUNNIEST THING ABT CHOPPED IS like its like “2.3 seconds left” and these chefs R like “DAMN LEMME MAKE A VINAIGRETTE RN” AND IM ON MY COUCH SCREAMING IMTO A PILLOW LIKE BRAD YOU HAVE A SECOND LEFT AND YOURE PULLING OUT UR BLENDER

[kerryz]

"How are the dog and cat getting along?"

[bewildrd]

[memewhore]

[jac5ob]

WHERE’S HIS MOTHER BURIED

[iv-fischer]

“a bit larger than we expected”

[trapcard]

they gave birth to Hagrid bye.

[imnickjamesbitch]

This needs answers

[gennyescsecsemo]

[vinesnow]

[kerryz]

She's back.

[kerryz]

It's a silly book, fake fire and Henry Charles kinda Tuesday. (at South Seminole Heights)

[docholligay]

Coming from a state champion baker:

If y’all use a decent box mix and use melted butter instead of vegetable oil, an extra egg, and milk instead of water, no one can tell the difference. I sure as hell can’t. 

Also, if you add a little almond extract to vanilla cake, or a little coffee to chocolate cake, it sends it through the roof. 

This concludes me attempting to be helpful. 

[kerryz]

This is actually 1000% true. 😐 All of it.