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Kevin Cheng; YYC ;

[corsolanite]

THEY SMOOCHED ( ˘ ³˘)♥

[withoutfearofficial-blog]

When everything was broken, The Devil hit his second stride. But you remember what I told ya, Someday I’ll need your spine to hide behind. For fear of moments stolen. I don’t wanna say goodnight. But I’ll still see you in the morning. Still know your heart and still know both your eyes. . I could’ve told you ‘bout the long nights. How no one loves the birds that don’t rise. So you can tell the heroes go hide. My sense of wonder’s just a little tired. . I was lost ‘till I found you. 💫

[animationsource]

I’ve got to succeed so she can succeed. 

[officialaudreykitching-deactiva]

I don’t have anything to prove to anyone. And neither do you.

[gifbro]

[catsbeaversandducks]

“Hold my beer.”

[just-shower-thoughts]

Bears sleeping through the whole winter is “nature” but humans wanting to do it is “depression”

[just-shower-thoughts]

Cassettes had side A and side B, therefore it was kind of logical its succesor would be the CD.

[kevinchengg]

I think in the end all we want is understanding.

[hkctvdramas]

Liu Yifei for the upcoming live action Disney movie Mulan

[cinary]

I don’t even know. It’s from a book about languages my friend’s been reading. (it’s creepy that I can understand it …)

[saeva-sava]

It was actually invented with that purpose: anyone who spoke any European language should be able to understand esperanto. It was meant to be a lingua franca.

[a-magpie-witchling]

STOP WHAT YOU’RE DOING Y’ALL AND TELL ME IF YOU UNDERSTAND THIS

[jonajacknife-deactivated2018122]

I,understand about a half of it, I speak some dutch

[andishallemerge]

“What Happened? Did your computer catch a virus? Did you suddenly develop BSE [mad cow disease]?”

[kittyknowsthings]

Between German, English, Latin, a bit of French, Dutch, Spanish and Italian that was actually pretty readable to me.

[systlin]

I speak English and a very little spanish, and I can read it. 

[demi-shoggoth]

Super legible and I love it.

[dr-archeville]

There are a few movies done partly or entirely in Esperanto, the most famous probably being Leslie Stevens’ Incubus (1966), a horror film starring William Shatner!

[justanotherpurplebutterfly]

This is so cool! I can actually understand this! :D

[raccoons-and-rangoons]

Weird. I’ve never heard of Esperanto, yet I understood most of it.

[ta-ethne]

This isn’t Esperanto???? This is Europanto. Esperanto looks like this:

Kaj pli poste, ĝi fariĝis prapatro de la plej altaj regantoj kaj simbolis la absolutan aŭtoritaton de la feŭda imperiestro. La imperiestro pretendis, ke li estas filo de la drako.

[hopepunkdave]

I just realized the Five Stages of Grief (Denial, Anger, Bargaining, Depression, Acceptance) spell out DABDA and I feel like this is Important Information

[sanattafrank]

sometimes you just need to DAB DA grief away

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

i need a popular blog to reblog this b/c it has 8 notes and that is unacceptable 

[internetplz]

[countmackulla-deactivated201809]

What the fuck

[mango-thot-deactivated20190520]

This comes around every thanksgiving for like 3 years running now and it activates my fight or flight response

[beyonceisstraight]

The only thing I trust is the cake but there’s a huge cursed vibe like a god of chaos and disorder decided to have a photoshoot and this is the result

[the-real-seebs]

pornhub: the government is doing a bad job of sex education. we’ll do it properly. public: applause pornhub: the government is doing a bad job of snow plowing. we’ll do it properly. public: confused applause

[traceytonight]

[wiiuapologist]

pornhub: chaotic good

[sundercity]

[m86-deactivated20171116]

what timeline is this

[unfollovving]

pornhub doing a better job than Trump/America

[clevelandslair]

somewhere in all this bad pornhub is out here doing so much good

[today-ifuckedup]

Today, I fucked up... busted at least one tooth, potentially many more.

Wasn’t today but last Thursday myself and a bunch of friends decided to celebrate a “Friendsgiving” since it was the earliest we could all get together. Well surprisingly I did not get drunk and neither did the other guy who becomes a bigger part of the story later on.

Anyways after dinner we hang out and do this and that, details not really important. Around 11 pm me and the guy I referenced earlier start rough housing, no harm no foul just me trying to steal his chair then he pushing me on the floor. We began slapping each other in legs just to be annoying when the crowd of people around us tune into our situation and start cheering us on to slap box in the face.

Naturally, we obliged. We went back and forth harder and harder until I finally got him with just about everything I had, there was no clear winner in sight. All of a sudden the guy I was matched up against scoots forward in his chair and really pulls back his arm (he was preparing for something huge and everyone was cheering him on).

I brace for impact and then wake up falling to the floor. The dude turned his hand sideways and karate chopped me in the lower jaw so hard that it knocked me out very briefly and gave me a concussion. Then I felt my back tooth split in half and I just pulled out the broken piece. Since that day I’ve been finding other cracks, potentially loose teeth, and many other problems that I should probably see a dentist for.

TLDR- got karate chopped in the face, medium damage. Need X-rays.

Edit: should clarify that the guy who hit me feels incredibly bad and he broke my tooth completely on accident. This is all funnier to me than annoying or angering.

By: LordBus

Check out more TIFU: Internet`s best fuck ups are here.

[just-shower-thoughts]

When girls say “Listen, bitch” to another girl they’re likely friends, when they say “Listen, sweetie” they are definitely not friends.

[tuscansoulcollection]

Vicki Li

[thepigeongazette]

this is either the dumbest thing I’ve ever made or the culmination