if i’m ever caught speeding i’ll just tell the officer that i drive fast because i’m bisexual

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@kevinrayscurls
if i’m ever caught speeding i’ll just tell the officer that i drive fast because i’m bisexual
happy pride month remember that bisexuals in m/f relationships are still a valid and important part of the lgbt community
Me, putting on an ugly outfit: this is okay because i’m gay
ABBA: You are the Dancing Queen, young and sweet only seventeen! Dancing Queen, feel the beat from the
Me: TANGERINE
My Magnum Opus
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[audio transcript]
Woman: He’s fine. He misses you.
Man: Give him my love.
Woman: Will do.
[woman looks at ridiculous oversized bird]
Woman: SQUAWK
Bird: SQUAWK
THE END
Good to know shitposting has been around since the inception of cinema
states that carry bad energy:
ohio
illinois
new jersey
delaware
michigan
north carolina
arkansas
idaho
states that carry weird, but not necessarily bad energy:
iowa
missouri
florida
connecticut
maine
maryland
nevada
addition to bad energy list:
nebraska
a complete diagram of how i feel about the states
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paramore - caught in the middle
god, it’s so crazy we all have bones… like, just these big hard rods holding our meat up. that’s so fucking wild, i can’t believe it
one of the main reasons i don’t want to get pregnant is i can’t handle the idea of growing bones and not keeping them
this is a very reasonable concern. you go to all that trouble growing new bones and then some shitlord infant steals them out from under you. disgraceful
God just really didnt want me to experience romance huh
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being born in 97/98/99 is frustrating bc like… are we millenials?? Maybe! Are we generation Z?? Maybe!! Are we 90s kids? Not really! Are we emotionally and mentally stable? No t rea lly
my favorite thing about the spanish harry potter translation is that instead of calling voldemort “the dark lord,” they call him señor tenebroso, which basically means “mr. spooky”