[dawnowar]

Me. Giving good dating advice.

[gumbubbles-blog]

[oomshi]

[tastefullyoffensive]

[jiles-deactivated20160208]

parents: the real world is gonna bite you in the ass!!!!11!11 me: damn the real world a freak

[stability]

[bloomflowersbloom]

[jwstudying]

Alan Rickman died when he was 69, David Bowie died when he was 69. Donald Trump is currently 69. Me @ God 

[gazpachoblog]

The Revenant

[bob-belcher]

does anyone else get really anxious when the cashier hands you change and you’re hurriedly putting it away in your wallet so that the next customer in line can proceed or is that just me

[oleathe]

i don’t even put it in my wallet, i just crumple everything and throw it in the bag before the anxiety bomb goes off

[fyeahmovieclub]

[tolkien-shitposting]

[okaymad]

*tries to watch 45 minutes episode in 20 minutes*

[how-bad-can-l-be]

[bye-bye-little-sebastian-deacti]

holy shit this is the best 3D god I’ve ever fucking seen fuck that white line bullshit and learn from this master

[ruinedchildhood]

[jasonhorton]

[dundrmifflin]