Prompt #279
"Ooooh, please tell me you went to my funeral!"
"I was six!"

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Prompt #279
"Ooooh, please tell me you went to my funeral!"
"I was six!"
Prompt #278
"Do you fall in love with every person you save?"
"Not every person I save turns out to be a badass. So, no."
Prompt #277
"No way in hell am i gonna ride that horse with you!"
"O, believe me. I would rather you do not."
Prompt #276
"Will I get a certificate after my four years are over?"
"Bro, this is hell not college."
Prompt #275
"The next time you see him, apologize for what you did!"
"I'm sorry i burned you alive i thought you were a zombie."
Prompt #274
"You know, a healthy lifestyle does include going on a walk in the morning, but doesn't include smoking a cigarette while you're at it."
Prompt #273
"And you are?"
"The man of your dreams."
"more like nightmares but go on."
Prompt #272
"Dude you're fucking drunk!"
"I'm not! Open this fucking door right now or i will break it down."
"STOP KICKING THE WALL. IT'S A FUCKING WALL."
Prompt #271
"Your face is red, and you're sweating like a maniac!"
"I told you I was not build for Hell!"
Prompt #270
"I still see you in every corner of the house. Just standing there and glaring at me. "
Prompt #269
"Do i smell nice?"
"You smell like you just came out of a cotton candy machine."
"Excellent!"
Prompt #268
" O God, give me the ability to burn whoever deserves burning."
"Hey Lucifer, maybe you need to chill a little bit?!"
Prompt #267
"She basically managed to kill three people in one day!"
"Gotta say, it's not that impressive."
Prompt #266
"Can you for once act human?"
"You know that's a weakness of mine!"
Prompt #265
"Socialize, make some new friends!"
"Say that again and I will cut your head off."
Prompt #264
" Can you help me with something?"
"If you ask me to kidnap another chef for you then the answer is no."
Prompt #263
"That's not fair! You promised not to fucking haunt me if you died. "
"I got murdered, there's a HUGE difference."