OH, KEY QUEST... @keyquest-things-blog - Tumblr Blog

are yOU JOKING

you see this

you see this little motherfucker

it's been in my inventory for months

months

as i WAITED

for it to attach its little bug ass to one of my petpets

i kept the same pet active for SO LONG

SO LONG

i adopted a new labbie yesterday

less than 24 hours ago

GUESS WHO THE LITTLE JACKASS ATTACHED ITSELF TOOOO!?

#i can't

this conversation actually happened between me and an acquaintance of mine at dinner recently

*everyone reminiscing about the past*

friend: oh my god, remember neopets?

everyone: oh, haha, yeah!

me: i still play that

me: like every day

friend:

me:

friend: i can't tell if you're being sarcastic

me: i'm not

friend:

me:

friend: i still can't tell

me: i'm literally not

friend:

me:

friend:

me:

friend:

me:

#neopets #good times

what's your game?

we all have that one mini game that we're fucking beast at. whenever it pops up you're just like, awwww, yeeeaah. motherfucker don't stand a chance. mine's orbliteration. what's yours?

#keyquest #mini game #orbliteration #neopets

neopetsblog

neopianangst

guys this blog is art. it’s performance art. this is fucking awesome.

faerie caverns

i get so frustrated when it's like

oh shit

you hear something behind you

better get out

and i'm like

NO. I SPENT 400 NP ON THIS SHIT. I DON'T CARE WHAT I HEAR, I'M GOING THROUGH THE GODDAMN TUNNEL. HONESTLY. JESUS CHRIST.

but i know if it were actually me

i'd hear the faint sound of a pebble falling and i'd be like

OH SHIT GOTTA GET OUT TREASURE MY BALLS SEE YA

#neopets #thoughts~#faerie caverns

NO NO NO fuckin lab ray man

my beautiful, beautiful jetsam into a yellow quiggle

are you fucking with me here

he was my baby

he was gonna be halloween

end me now

(ps yes i realize that i zapped him and deserve this. shh.)

#neopets #lab ray

True story. I just played with someone and rolled a 1 onevery. single. turn.

#neopets #keyquest #key quest #bad luck

So uh......this happening to anyone else? It's been going on for me all day, no matter where I go.

warning: extremely crappy video quality.

#neopets #o.O

the person i just played against won and left the game with a 'don't worry, maybe someday you'll be as good as me'

WELL

#keyquest #neopets

OH MY GOD

MY DREAM

THIS IS WHAT DREAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAMS ARE MADE OF

HEY NOW

#i have always wanted a mallow grundo #dont judge me #im screaming #neopets

dar-blat-deactivated20120430

I have 3 gift boxes so I can gift 3 nc things. The things circled in red are the things I do not want, therefore you can pick from those. Reblog and/or like this once. I will pick winners in an hour or so.

#tornado ring #power up #key quest #keyquest #neopets

tyrannianzebie-deactivated20120

I’ve got all of these codes to give away.

But first, just appreciate the fucks I gave in getting these for you all. If I gave one less fuck I would have given up. But that’s a story for another time which I will never tell because it doesn’t matter.

Anyway, reblog with a list of the tokens...

keyquest-things-blog

AHH! Sad as this is, I run a KQ tumblr and am still using my sad little blue Bruce...I would absolutely love any of these! If the jubjub or the korbat isn't taken I would love those, but honestly just any one at all would be wonderful!