The Wicked Alien of the East

Effie • 22 • She/her • Greece • INTP • Gryffindor • Horned Serpent • Libra • Melancholic • Daughter of Apollo (I think) • University of the Aegean • This is mainly a fandom blog were I share my hyperfixations

[wingsofhcpe]

get your fancy result from an incredible selection of (mostly pathetic, slutty or autistic, or perhaps all 3) blorbos, hand-picked by yours

Made my first uquiz during an online class bc I was bored. Feel free to take it and share! Rb with your results in the tags if you wanna, I'm curious to see what y'all get!

[attonitos-gloria]

sometimes I remember that Cersei and Tyrion are chasing and earning the Masculinity that is denied to them (Cersei because she was born a woman, Tyrion because he was born disabled) by becoming increasingly more Violent, exactly like the Manly Men who abused them (Tywin, Robert), and i feel like I need a cigarette. and I don't even smoke

[attonitos-gloria]

and then I remember Jaime was already pretty much there, in the perfect Male Spot his siblings are currently chasing, by giving his life to become the epitome of Manliness (a knight who perpetuates violence upon violence), and then he met someone who was not violent, actually not a man at all, and yet more of a knight he could ever dream to be

[zootycoon-archive]

i got these knockoff boots online and instead of the brand name on the tag they have the name of an apparently nonexistent martin scorsese movie??? what the fuck

[loseremo]

[sapphicsophos]

Happy five year gonchiversary!

[eyezpike]

started reading the mistborn books, here's my girl vin <3

[lamaery]

More The Final Empire thumbnails! Number 40 -69 (the first batch is here, the second here) hnnng, I am almost finished! Only the epilogue remains.

[wingsofhcpe]

EMERGENCY COMMISSIONS!

5€ for a bust sketch like this ⤵️

I'm left with 4€ until Monday evening and I gotta go get basic groceries so imma take a couple of these for the weekend. Will do human/oid OCs and fandom characters! IBAN payment only sadly. Feel free to share ♡

[grawly]

i wish i could see this picture for the first time again

[azzandra]

Every time I see some gamerbro edit of a female video game character to make her 'prettier', I always see something I have mentally dubbed Cockroach Wife Syndrome (in honor of the guy who accidentally conditioned himself to only be aroused by a fantasy of his cockroach wife Ogtha).

That is to say, there is a certain subset of gamerbro who interacts so rarely with real women, that his primary touchstone for how women look is fiction: often video games and anime. So when a video game woman looks too realistic--too close to having traits that one might find in real flesh and blood women--this is foreign to them. This is unattractive. They have been jacking it to hentai and blender animation porn for too many years, and have inadvertently conditioned themselves to only be sexually aroused by the exaggerated cartoonish traits of animated women.

So now every time I see one such edit, I can't help but think. My. What a coincidence you've made her look more like an anime waifu. Truly dedicated to your cockroach wife.

[moth-grrrl-mavis]

You can’t just breeze over something like “the guy who accidentally conditioned himself to only be aroused by a fantasy of his cockroach wife Ogtha” without at least linking a 20 minute video breakdown of this man’s descent into madness.

[kunosoura]

Oh is Ogtha not common knowledge? Eight years ago this was posted on reddit:

Two years ago, we got this update on the life of this roachfucker:

TLDR it's a guy who became obsessed with human-sized roaches with human intelligence after reading Kafka in high school, an obsession which eventually came to monopolize his romantic interests (and has sporadically had catastrophic impacts on his life ever since).

[grawly]

what the fuck happened to my post

[milf-adjacent]

Shh... We're reading about the cockroach wife tulpa

[camrlart]

i love you like all-fire

[femalegothic]

what if we sent classified war plans to an unsecure groupchat with a journalist? and we’re were both high ranking officials in the United States government? 🥺👉🏻👈🏻

[liberalsarecool]

The cruelty of racist white men.

[wolf840]

Does anyone else remember when Elon was like "if anyone knows how to end world hunger for 6 billion USD, I'll fund it" and UNICEF was like "we're going to spend a month to make a plan to end world hunger for 6 billion USD and Elon is going to fund it" and Elon was like "actually, nah" and then bought Twitter instead?

I think that was one of the worst things I'll ever see in my life.

[tiredspacedragon]

I still think that should be the thing for which he's the most famous. It should be brought up every time he's mentioned. In any news article, any interview, any history book. "Elon Musk, who was offered a chance to end world hunger and turned it down." Put it on his fucking gravestone.

[barlydoodles]

I never posted a video on here before so I hope it works. It’s a Wayne animation! I posted this on instagram a couple months ago. I used a small clip from Shadows of Self by Brandon Sanderson so I could practice lip syncing. I sped up the clip and removed the narration so it’s just the dialogue.

You can follow me on istagram @barlydoodles

Audio Credit

Shadows of Self by Brandon Sanderson

Narrated by Micheal Kramer

[dealunart]

More Vin art for the Mistborn Deckbuilding Game

ADs: Johnny O'Neal and Katie Payne

Link to prints here

[izzybirdie]

My boyfriend @aborigonalguppyrabits and I were discussing cosmere reading order and decided that it was best expressed as a flow chart. The project got a little out of hand. Obviously there’s no right way to read the books, but we thought we’d offer our solution.

[lukitua]

Rhaegar with baby Daenerys and Viserys

[visenyaism]

I love how characters are always like Ned’s so silent it’s cus he knows everything and passes judgement. And then Ned’s internal monologue is like gunshot noise war flashback panic attack explosion loud screaming

Ned internal monologue is gunshot noise war flashback panic attack explosion loud screaming god I hate Jaime Lannister so much he GLITTERED he is so honorless and hot panic attack I miss my wife war flashback blue roses blood loud screaming I wonder what’s jon up to gunshot noise Robert Baratheon used to be hotter but now he isnt war flashback allusion to a thing I repressed Brandon would better at this screaming explosion panic attack tower of joy

[lukitua]

The moon floated on the still black waters, shattering and re-forming as her ripples washed over it.

Daenerys in the Womb of the World

[cozydragonart]

The College of Winterhold! More like college of winter COLD!

Also thank you Tumblr for the love! I wasn't sure my art would do any numbers here but I'm really happy that it has resonated with so many of you!

Oh and it's watercolor 10x14