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pride month!!!
Is that a miette?
Pride for you! Pride for a thousand years!!
you COME OUT to miette? you come out to her as queer? oh! oh! pride for mother! pride for mother for One Thousand Years!!!!
Top 3 things people love insisting they don't have despite it being impossible
Pronouns
An accent
Bias
4. uno
i don't have it i got the oldest xbox known to man
Absolutely cackling over the banjo subreddit
The fact I had no fucking clue which euphemisms were about sex and which ones were about playing banjo
I really like how the scientology speedrunning trend is developing, in this clip we see that the participants are
Not deterred by the closed door
Working as a group
Protecting their identities
Inflicting material costs to the institution via property destruction
Getting away at the end
These ideas were not all here from the beginning. They are genuinely gaining experience that can be applied elsewhere
The church of scientology is on tumblr and they are sending me anon asks telling me that they can't even commit to reporting a post
I've been browsing carnivorous plant websites and I need everyone to see my new favorite "X for Scale" image:
PUT BABY IN NEPENTHES PITCHER.
Source
[ID–
A large pitcher plant in a greenhouse. In the background are various other tropical plants, including one with a tall spray of small flowers.
The rim of the pitcher is attractively striped in different shades of rust, orange, yellow and pale green. The inside of the pitcher appears speckled. The outside is mostly a smooth green tube.
For scale, an adult (mostly out of frame) is holding a onesie-clad baby next to the pitcher plant. The pitcher is almost as large as the human infant, who is blithely oblivious to the carnivorous plant next to it.
End ID.]
pitcher Plant perfec t size for put baby in to n\ap! inside very Soft and Comfort baby sleep soundly put baby in Pitcher Plant. Put Baby In Pitcher Plant. no problems ever in pitccher plant because good Shape and Support for baby neck weak of big baby head. Apitcher Plant yes a place for a baby put baby in pitcher plant can trust plant for giveing good love to baby. friend plant
what a blissful day :)
honestly i never thought the phrase “i want that twink obliterated” was like a sexual thing. like when i read the phrase i imagine “a meteor like the one that killed the dinosaurs is summoned from the heavens and hits the twink in question” type situation
I always pictured something like this
sorry for the random question but what's your opinion on transmasc people?
They should install Firefox with UBlock Origin and start using a password manager (I recommend bitwarden)
real talk I think steampunk is kinda neat like sorta neat you'know like as a little touch of spice to a setting that shouldn't normally have that kinda stuff. like a robot arm here a gun there some contraptions elsewheres. like skies of arcadia levels of steampunk is pretty much ideal. but y'see ultimately I'm pro-steampunk as a concept. but real talk for a second if your setting has a place called "the clockwork [location or concept]" I'm gonna beat you to death with hammers.
Sounds like someone's just salty theyre stuck in my clockwork labyrinth again
I know you're laughing at me I can hear the sprockets on your brown tophat jingling and once I find my way out of here you're fucking toast dude
count dracula? uhhh ok. one
this is the core of why some women defend beauty standards - if they’re deconstructed even a little they have to face how much money/time they’ve sunk into them. it also exposes how untrue “i did it for myself” really is - if that was true, you wouldn’t be upset that other bodies are being uplifted
Alarm Off perfec t time for put lying in bed to t/hink! Inside very Quiet and Peace thoughts very productive put in Alarm Off. Put Thinking in Alarm Off time. no problems ever lying in bedd with alarm off because good Contemplation and Eyes Closed for difficult deep thoughts about day. alarmOff yes safe place to close eyes lie in bed can trust not to fall back asleep. friend bed