KINGDOM HEARTS MEMES ✫

We make memes and other stuff. This blog is 90% Kingdom Hearts memes, 10% other awesome things. :) Bored and wanna talk about Kingdom Hearts? Start by clicking on the ASK button!

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What admin's are staying? I don't wanna see any of this beauty go anywhere!

There has been a scism at the central headquarters (the Facebook page) and I’m afraid all the admins have left but the central admin, Roxas, who doesn’t manage this Tumblr page. We have tried to part on good terms but unfortunately it has been impossible for us to do so. The Tumblr itself is no longer part of the page, and since we have all moved onto to newer, better projects, we have no other choice but to put this blog on indefinite hiatus.

If, however, anyone wants to take on the role of continuing this blog as an individual project, we actually don’t mind passing it onto them. Please message us if you feel strongly about continuing this blog in your own way.

We’re very sorry to let 7000+ lovely followers go! But it is the end of an era, and we must move onto our own personal project: The Kingdom Hearts Hypetrain. We have been working on this project for a while now, and intend to make it into a platform for the KH community to interact and share their passion for their favorite game! We are still working on the main website, but we have already started promoting it on the KHHT Facebook page, and will soon start working on our new Tumblr blog and Twitter account.

If you have enjoyed our work so far, please follow our work on our new project! We are pouring our blood and sweat into it as we speak, and would love to have you on board! Choo choo!

Love,

Aqua, Tifa, Lea, Riku, Namine.

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Goodbye

Dear lovely followers,  Admin Tifa here for the last time. I’m leaving Kingdom Hearts Memes, and until an admin is found to replace me as Tumblr Manager, this blog will be on indefinite hiatus. I’m sorry for the abruptness of this, but please know that I’m truly thankful for all of you guys who shared our posts, commented, messaged us, and offered your sweet thoughts. Take care of yourselves, okay? I won’t forget about you. <3

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You’re heard of Kingdom Hearts,

get ready for QueenSmart Lungs

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The amount of feels this blog gives me is almost as much as the actual game *cries*

You are such a darling, zeart01024. Thank you so much! 

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So Xigbar, what kind of things do you do for fun?

Xigbar: Hehe, what don’t I do? ;) I go shooting, I drink with Luxord and Axel and Demyx, I call up some hook–Admin Tifa: OKAY, WE GET IT! …For all of you younger and/or more innocent people reading, I am so sorry. Xigbar: Buzzkill.

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Q: How do I become an admin on your facebook page ^_^?

Hello, Xion! We are currently not looking for more admins on our Facebook page, but if we need more in the future, we’ll be posting the announcement on our Facebook page first. Please be sure to follow us on there. Thank you for writing to us. :)

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Thank you for the follow 😍 I love your page!!

Thanks a lot, markdreamhowl! We love you, too. <3

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Xigbar how come you grew out your hair? (I think vexen and lexaeus were the only ones who didn't grow out their hair)

Xigbar: The truth? There’re only a few decent barbers in Radiant Garden and none in The World That Never Was. When Xehanort and the rest of Ansem’s apprentices got booted from the castle in RG, I was sent with ‘em. Couldn’t come back home, couldn’t get my hair cut. Admin Tifa: Dude, Xaldin, Marluxia, and Larxene all had blades. Xigbar: You really think I’m gonna ask Larxene to cut my hair?! She’d cut my head off! …I asked Xaldin and Marluxia but they said no.

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Xigbar, if you could face the Avenger known as Hawkeye in a arrow shooting contest, who would win?

Xigbar: *scoffs* Well, let’s see, here. Man with unlimited ammo and heat-seeking light missiles against a man with only as many arrows as he can carry on his back? I’d win in ten seconds. You can time me.

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What would you do if Sora was possessed by Pinkamena (from the MLP Fanfiction, Cupcakes)?

Xigbar: What the hell is a Pinkamena? Admin Tifa: *pulls up a picture*Xigbar: Pfffftttttttt. I’d probably feel sorry for the little dude first. After that? I have no idea. I mean, it’s a horse. A pink horse. What am I supposed to do? xD

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Xigbar, do you remember fighting Aqua? If you do, how large were her... marshmallows?

Xigbar: Ohoho, who wouldn’t remember that? B*tch thought she was clever, thought she was protecting her little friends, but I had it all under control.Admin Tifa: As far as I can tell, she kind of whooped you.Xigbar: As if. And those marshmallows…mmm, what I wouldn’t give to get a taste of those. ;)Admin Tifa: *cough* pedo *cough*

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Xigbar, did you regret on teaming up with Xehanort since you got that scar on your eye?

Xigbar: I’d be lying if I said I didn’t wanna kill him right after his stupid “apprentice” took out my eye, but hey, I choose my battles. Regrets? Who’s got time for those when there are plans to be carried out? ;)

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K I N G D O M H E A R T S

“You’re lucky… It looks like my summer vacation is… over.” — Roxas, XIII

(nobody project)

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Another question for you, Xigby. What is it hard during the time Xion was here ? I mean, you see Ventus when you look at her and he has the same face as Roxas (... well, in fact it's Roxas who have the same face than him). Have you never mistaken one for another ? (Calling Xion "Roxas" for example ?)

Xigbar: Xion? I dunno what you’re talking about, kiddo. But yeah, Roxas has that same angry look down as Ventus. Crazy, really.Admin Tifa: ...Sniff...oh, Xion, you poor, sweet thing. *goes to hug her* I remember you, little sister.

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Me on a date: So, how do you feel about Kingdom Hearts? My Date: Well, I really don't like Kingdom Hearts. It seems like it's too kiddy with all the Disney characters. I mean, using a big - ass key to fight? Why don't they just have regular swords to fight? Also, since it's a Disney game, the battles are very easy to beat. Plus, having a boy fight with Donald and Goofy seems so... Me, shoving break sticks into my purse: Sorry, but I have to go home right now immediately.

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Xigbar, do you love big butts? And you cannot lie

Xigbar: Ienzo, I see you’ve made a Tumblr account. Hoping to sell that booty of yours online? Well...I do love a nice booty. ;) Admin Tifa: ...Should I be reporting pedophilia here? ._.

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Xigbar, how often would you say you get drunk?

Xigbar: Heh. Often enough to put up with the other members’ sh*t with a smile. ;)Admin Tifa: Which is to say every day. He and Luxord are drinking buddies. I don’t even need to know how much Munny they spend on booze together.