Benjamin König

oozey mess
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occasionally subtle
Jules of Nature

shark vs the universe
i don't do bad sauce passes
wallacepolsom
almost home
YOU ARE THE REASON
todays bird

pixel skylines
Monterey Bay Aquarium
noise dept.

if i look back, i am lost

@theartofmadeline
Sweet Seals For You, Always
2025 on Tumblr: Trends That Defined the Year
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@khalanyjackson
Benjamin König
this is modern art
Don’t invite me anywhere last minute I enjoy doing nothing so I need to know ahead of time if my plan to do nothing needs to be changed
This is legit and people don’t realize it.
“hey what are you doing?” “nothing” “oh great! so you are avaliab-” “no you don’t understand. I’m doing nothing.”
I’m doing nothing. Actively. It’s important.
At a School reunion like
“I’m a doctor”
“I’m a scientist”
“I’m a nurse”
Me:
*survives another year*
merry crisis everyone
And a happy new fear
you can only reblog this in the six (6) days between the two (2) occasions
listened to Bohemian Rhapsody today… i’m so very sorry
If this post gets 100 notes I’ll recreate the entire song through memes
OK so I’ll do my best to get this done soonish–it may be a week or two, but I’m doing it
My masterpiece… is complete.
op did not put in this much work for 160 notes
@musicalsandtrees
I don’t know who to tag… This is a fuckign masterpiece
Whoever has my voodoo doll please take that bitch to the gym
me whenever a straight man tries to call me “dude” or “bro”
mood
so is anyone secretly in love with me yet