kay.

I do it for the endorphins.

[fitnesstipsonly]

[khaleesi-kay]

These are the best protein shakes I've ever had!

[khaleesi-kay]

Zodiacs: speech patterns

Aries: delayed "yeah!"s, says "lol" ironically in a deep voice

Taurus: has a really nice voice, loud laughter

Gemini: reenacts sounds/reactions and then laughs about it

Cancer: says "well" a lot in a high voice and meticulously caters their words to everyone else's liking

Leo: laughs at everything that comes out of their own damned mouth

Virgo: cool, even patterns

Libra: constantly sulks because they think no one is giving them equal speaking time

Scorpio: more educated responses than you can come up with

Sagittarius: will talk about any one topic for hours if given the chance

Capricorn: really excited growly noises

Aquarius: says "like" more times than is warranted in a sentence

Pisces: takes deep breaths before they're about to say something they are informed or opinionated about

[4gifs]

[hamburgerboogie-deactivated2016]

bruh. game over. she’s marrying that guy and having really talented artistic babies.

[shortvideosandstuff]

[ryumain]

he just became like 50% carrot

[khaleesi-kay]

Lunch: celery with peanut butter and some organic apple chips. I also came across this AMAZING app the other day called "idrated" which keeps track of how much water you should take in every day!

[khaleesi-kay]

Spinach wrap for lunch. I'm doing better. One pound at a time.

[rewnearsyesolution]

I went to the gym tonight with my friend Kayla. She seriously pushed me hard and it kicked my ass. And my after gym snack is Greek yogurt :)

[khaleesi-kay]

I will continue to kick your ass 3x's a week. :)

[khaleesi-kay]

Today is the day I get in shape. I'm using this blog for motivation to lose weight and get in shape so I don't die in Africa by hyena. So here it goes, one pound at a time. I hope that you'll join me and hopefully I'll be able to get rid of my horrible habit of stress eating as I finish my last semester of pre-med undergrad.

[blogrooneyblog]

Any happiness from this kind note was immediately replaced by fear the moment I saw who wrote it.

Guys.

"A" knows my name and where I work. I could not be more terrified. I’m expecting a text any second. 😱

I WANT NOTHING TO DO WITH HER.

[my-life-in-the-weeds]

my response as someone is attempting a special order

[serverslashslave-blog]

Reasons I Don't Like Taking Big Parties

Nobody can decide where to sit.

  It takes forever to figure out what they want to eat.

  When the food comes out, everyone seems to have developed amnesia and has no clue what food goes to whom.

When it’s time to split the bill, it requires an economics degree and thirty minutes.

When I see all the shit I have to clean up once they’ve gone.

Without auto-gratuity, your chances of getting the tip you “deserve” are about the same as your chances of breaking even in Vegas. 

[thishowigotfired]

when customers complain that the food is too spicey at a Mexican resturant

[khaleesi-kay]

one direction: NA NA NA NA NA NA THAT'S WHAT MAKES YOU BEAUTIFUL

my chemical romance: NA NA NA NA NA NA NA NA NA NA NA FROM MALL SECURITY

rihanna: OH NA NA WHAT'S MY NAME OH NA NA WHAT'S MY NAME

paul mccartney: NA NA NA NA NA NA HEY JUDE

gwen stefani: IF I WAS A RICH GIRL NA NA NA NA NA NA NA NA

blink-182: TURN THE LIGHTS OFF, CARRY ME HOME NA NA NA NA NA NA NA NA

pink: NA NA NA NA NA I WANNA START A FIGHT

batman: NA NA NA NA NA NA ME

sodium: Na

[aurevoir-mes-amis-deactivated20]

petition to rename the usa ‘south canada’

[mellowminty]

what about alaska

are we then normal canada

[saahs]

canada a bit to the left

[officialvatican]

[conflagreat]

What about South America? Is that just America? Or South South Canada?

[starshipenterprisee-blog]

[danyinfj]

[te-odora]

i cried my ass of laughing

[plonts]

[prinxessleia-deactivated2016032]

WARM CANADA

i caN’T BREATHE OH MY GOD

[hypnomega]

I’m not even from Canada but I approve this change of names

[pebbles5ever]

[angrymeninist-deactivated201706]

i’m watching divorce court and i swear this couple is the same guy

[once-upon-a-song-of-ice-and-fire]

[khaleesi-kay]

Ultimate girl crush.