"We're All Golden Sunflowers Inside."

Alex. Someone put me in a movie already. Let's be best friends.

[resistdrumpf]

[bitchycode]

[stability]

[itsagifnotagif]

Dogs are too pure honestly

[khaleesiisthenewblack]

I’m very tired from lolla weekend and very sad over some very bad news about a summer school student/the sibling of one of my students.  I would like to sleep for the next week, please and thanks.

[screenshotsofdespair]

[baked-barbie]

I want this on my tombstone

[beardedchrisevans]

@ChrisEvans One month away…

[jenniferlawurence]

[joebidensanonymous]

Joe Biden has a message for fraternity guys

If you don’t stop your brother from raping a girl, you are an accomplice 

[mrs-jamie-wellerstein]

TELL ‘EM JOE 👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻

[solanopetra]

get to know me meme - [3/5] favorite female characters: selina meyer (veep)

“I spewed out so much bullshit, I’m gonna need a mint.”

[old-friends-senior-dog-sanctuary]

[cherry-stains]

[thugilly]

I love Jonah Hill no matter what size he is, but he’s really gotta figure it out. This rapid weight gain and weight loss aint healthy and I don’t want him to mess around and die.

[kelsium]

Honestly I’m not gonna survive the apocalypse. Y'all go on gathering berries and drinking cockroach milk (apparently) and forming barter economies and I’m gonna stay in my house until the last of my seltzer runs out and then I’m gonna put on an all cashmere outfit and lay down and die. Have fun fending off the coyotes and doomsday cults and living on expired canned goods in a world with no more Netflix. Pass.

[fearlessly-fiona]

“I’m an adult” I whisper as I try not panic while I’m filling in all those forms that I don’t understand.

[twitterlols]

[khaleesiisthenewblack]

whiskeyfortheway

👎👎👎 are you doing summer school again? Hope you feel better asap

Kim I just saw this!! Yes I’m doing summer school again, but I got the cold right before it started (naturally). I actually sweat most of it out at cardio dance last week and felt at least 80% better afterwards lol