just a midnight lover

a gal from the nordics. 21/05

[pangur-and-grim]

I was so baffled by this until I remembered that I use my kettle, and so it looks like I'm pouring boiling water on my plants

[tiktoks-for-dead-pope]

[silvermoon424]

I’ve been meaning to watch Cardcaptor Sakura for YEARS and this might be the post that pushes me to do it lol

[liamthesnail]

new reaction image just dropped

[daily-dropout-screenshots]

siobhan getting hit with apollo’s dodgeball immediately

[tiredadventurer]

[midrosel]

katotaa nyt sitte missä mun paketti viilettää 🫠

[libraford]

Possible explanations for the forever babyface I have:

-I dont drink much, I dont smoke

-I moisturize, wear sunscreen

-the hysterectomy reduced my stress by a lot so now there's less cortisol in my everywhere.

-Keanu Reeves bit me once.

-I eat foods with a variety of fats and oils.

-my very active job requires me to hydrate regularly.

-made a pact with the devil once while I was sleepwalking.

-not worrying about wrinkles means I don't get them as much

-theres a painting of me in an attic somewhere thats rapidly aging.

-no one really knows what 40 year olds are supposed to look like because TV keeps casting 30 year old to play teens.

[fox-bright]

do not taste plants if you don't know what they are

do not identify a fruit as edible just because it tastes sweet

hope you didn't eat any fucking seeds, bro

[fox-bright]

And today, we have this winner:

I saw the photo in my feed and went ohh, dude, no, we do not handle yellow rocks with our bare hands until we know for sure what they are. And I know that orange...

In comments, they continue:

and that's where I started cussing at the computer monitor. But someone else had got there first:

So just as a reminder, folks. If you don't know what it is, don't put it in your fucking mouth!

[fox-bright]

YOU GODDAMN STUPID MOTHERFUCKER

[enbaluka-tokyo-drift]

[okayyoureacab]

Hexagon Quilt

[dotty-literati]

One year retrospective

[mechanicalrot]

*meeeting a friend for coffee* friend: how's work been?

me: oh you know *mimes putting a gun in my mouth but i moan a little and start sucking the barrel and pushing it deeper

[lindleland]

this post has been tagged Harry du Bois 110 times as of writing

[lindleland]

[amberautumnfaebrooke]

has anyone noticed recently that it's expensive

[sociallyawkwardrevolution]

times like these really make you appreciate pouring river water in your socks

[wifegideonnav]

“bits to use in everyday conversations”

[candyredterezii]

starting a collection

[toadcroaky]

[international-repeater-station]

[fwizard]