Dane Cook is Ugly

Cam Clarke is a universal constant

[frailflame]

basil sprout

[frailflame]

almost four years ago!!! this man is about to turn 9!!!!!!!!!!!!! on april 14!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

also i still have that hoodie from @12cd in the bottom-left photo that is used solely to drape basil in

[hiramslodge]

does your car have a name ?

yes (please tell me what it is)

no (why not?)

Voting ended onFeb 23

if you don’t have a car your alternate form of transport can count too !! please tell me your bike’s name

[kyntello-deactivated20151027]

Visit Original Link

[nobodybetterhavethisoneoriswear]

It is borderline shameful how loud I just laughed.

[copacetic--cutie]

I CAN’T STOP LAUGHING

[gothic1997]

i want all police sirens to be replaced with thsi audio

[gingeelise]

Guess what seasonally appropriate post I haven’t heard in a while!! 

[jackieslaytona]

[liz-and-the-blue-bird]

I’ve been waiting all year to post this.

[laios-daily]

[annabelle--cane]

worst part everrrrr of being a girl character enjoyer is trying to find enjoyerposts but then it's all "it's so fucked that no one likes The Character and everyone's stupid and evil cause they overlook her for the popular blokes" and no actual The Character posting. 1. you're killing our girl's PR, if you vocally hate everyone who likes the more popular stuff then you're not gonna persuade any of them and no one will want to touch The Character with a ten foot pole because they think her fanclub wants to beat them with hammers, 2. you're still not actually talking about her I'm going to scream and cry

[polls-justpolls]

Could your icon kill someone?

Yes

No

They have

Voting ended onDec 8, 2025

[rnoonsetter]

i really dont want to insult the one mutual who i see is still posting about this man, as it's been six months and my frustration with the fandom's fixation on men has somewhat abated but it genuinely blows my mind that there's almost five thousand works of fanfiction about a man who looks like this

[rnoonsetter]

holy shit i did not know the situation was this fucking dire

[alanahikarichan]

are you* writing suselle? are you commenting on suselle? are you promoting suselle? do you care about suselle writers and suselle fanfiction and form communities that cheerlead and encourage it? or do the numbers just appear out of the aether for you, for you to curse and bemoan as they fall behind the numbers of your beloathed notp? *you in the general sense not the person i reblogged this from who is great

like spamtenna is not really my thing but every single person i've seen talking about spamtenna is REALLY fucking enthusiastic and engaged with their fellow shippers and constantly brainstorming and spinning up ideas and writing fics for each other. are you doing that, or do you only care about suselle long enough to get mad that it's only the SECOND most popular ship in the fandom?

fandom is a community and these numbers don't appear out of nowhere. you can be the change! if every single person who reblogged this post wrote 300 words of suselle fic, the gap would be practically closed; if ever person who liked it wrote a suselle fic, the gap would be flipped the other way. why not run an exchange or fest? why not share ideas or brainstorm together? why not make a suselle writer's discord or tumblr community or fucking Dreamwidth kinkmeme? why not make friends with the extremely prolific and enthusiastic spamtenna writers and get them to write for your ship, too? Not through deriding them for [checks notes] enjoying a totally different dynamic from the ship you like, but by posting enthusiastically about the fun and interesting things about your ship so they become interested, too?

[wholeheartedsuggestions]

what’s the most devastating song that comes to mind? like you’re on the verge of tears listening to it

[vulturevanity]

hate what people did to the dead dove tag

[vulturevanity]

mothers and fuckers of the jury. "Dead dove: do not eat" is a label on a bag in the fridge. It means "the content of this bag is exactly what is labeled". It does not mean "trigger warning uhhh something". In fact, it means the exact opposite of "trigger warning uhhh something", because you use it with other tags. You write a fucked up fic with extreme violence and gore, you tag it as "extreme violence", "gore" and you tag it with "dead dove: do not eat". You write a fic with emotional abuse, gaslighting and manipulation, you tag it with "emotional abuse", "gaslighting" and "dead dove: do not eat". You write a fic with your extremely niche kink that appeals to like 3 other people and may skeeve out the rest of the fandom, you tag that with your kink and "dead dove: do not eat". It's so people know you really mean the content warnings.

It's NOT a catch-all term for "uhhh this may be fucked idk". TAG YOUR SHIT GENEROUSLY.

[k-amilly]

[elisecairo]

[alanahikarichan]

urianger: (loudly) verily, it would be most irksome if yon faeries did mine tits remove

the fairies: oooomg i just had the best idea for a prank

[faithschaffer]

Sharing my end credit illustrations for Knights of Guinevere to celebrate the premiere! 🥳🥳🥳 The pilot is up now on YouTube, please go check it out. Everyone brought their A game for this and it really shows. ;_;

I'll share some of the background layouts I did for the pilot soon but in the meantime, shhhh…. 🤫 They're dreaming 💙

[thefernhands]

If you're fifteen or older an still sleep with a stuffed animal please reblog this.

My friend is embarrassed and thinks she’s the only one and I said id prove her wrong.

[greatcheshire]

You should never forget literally the best line in all of video games