◤ ✕ ❛ — YOUNG GOD

+Khalid Nazir; 23 -- The Crimson --- "i don't drink my liquor with a chasin', & m o n e y is the only thing i'm chasin' & some dope dimes on some coke lines; give me head all night, cum four times. {b a b y g i r l} wanna smoke a pound, do an ounce, get some dick tell her friends about it."

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phoenixstfu:

“I don’t like it. I hate it in fact. Sleeping outside on the ground is the last thing I’d want to do, if I’m honest. I don’t think I’m made to go camping, to be honest.”

“Damn, Negative Nelly up in here. If you pile up a few blankets under your sleeping bag, it’s ten times more comfy to sleep on. We just have to make the best of the rest of the week, just think of how good your bed in the house is gonna feel when we all get back. Camping can be fun if you just keep your mind off everything and try to have some fun.”

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tcllulahs:

“I think I’m going to leave you hanging, I’m just mean like that. You never know – the camera men might just like only guys. So, you might be helping me out. My boobs aren’t tiny, but they aren’t huge either. Also, stop looking at my nudes. You can only look at mine, if I can look at yours. Triple d’s? Are you sure you didn’t mean triple z’s? It’s not a girly fantasy at all. If you like sex, you’ll have sex almost anywhere. Or ant bites on your ass, those things are evil. Plus, your ass is far too pretty to be covered in bites. And yes, I was looking.”

“Now that’s just cruel. That is a pretty valid point you got there, maybe I’ll come along with you just in case. You’re making your boobs sounds like that Goldylocks story-- y’know like, not too small, not too big, but just right. I’d look at your nudes if you sent me some... but alas, as of right now I have nothing to add to my nudes folder on my phone. Don’t get me wrong, if I have to have sex in the middle of nature I will. It’s just probably not as good as a shower, or bed, or countertop. My ass appreciates your compliment, look as long as you want.”

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just got out of work & now going to get ice cream w/ the bf lol :~)

i’ll be on like an hour or so! 

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i’ve been studying for my a&p final which will prob actually be the death of me & my back had been killing me

sigh

i’ll be on tomorrow after work!! xo

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wvtasher:

“I can’t say I expected to be dropped off in the middle of the woods, but hey, I’m not gonna say no to getting freaky around a campfire.”

“It’s not too bad here, the scenery is pretty cool. I can’t say I don’t miss that cushy house we get to stay in though. Fucking someone around a campfire seems nice and all, but I dunno-- when someone’s hair catches on fire that’s gonna go south real fast.”

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cassiehq:

“that awkward moment when almost everybody is looking at you like you’re a lost little puppy…”

“Well can you blame ‘em? I mean the campsite is pretty big, it’s getting dark, and you look like you’ve been wandering around for hours-- you should probably pitch your tent if you haven’t already. You got a name, lost little puppy?”

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phoenixstfu:

“You’re gonna have to stop talking about things that could kill me before I slap you. It’s bad enough that I have to be here for a whole week, I don’t need to know about the possible dangers that could be lurking everywhere.”

“Wouldn’t you rather be informed though? Alright, alright my lips are sealed about all of the things that go bump in the night. I’ve been slapped one too many times in my life. Being here isn’t so bad though, the view is pretty awesome.”

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azcelecs:

‘ that’s… well that’s why you wash them first. ’ she said & chuckled as she shrugged. ‘ i mean i will probably try & find food for myself if there’s no canned food around, anyone else can join me if they feel like it. ’ she said as she grabbed a stick to herself as well. ‘ it’s irritating, to say the least, why can’t anybody enjoy anything these days without someone complaining or telling you why you shouldn’t enjoy it ? ’

“I dunno, still seems pretty fishy to me.” He chuckled, offering the girl a dramatic wink. “It’s because everyone’s miserable and wants to drag you down into their misery. I can’t stand people like that, so don’t worry-- I won’t complain.”

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i’ll be on in a bit, i definitely failed my math final yay love it

thankfully there’s a makeup exam on monday, i just have to see if anyone will cover my shift (5 am- 2pm) which nOBODY will want to do sigh but the lazy bitches are gonna have to lmao 

so ya i need food and then i’ll be here ok ok bye

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ok i need sleep my math final is tomorrow morning sigh i already have a migraine just thinking about it

i’m prob going to fail & then my mom is going to kill me loL 

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tcllulahs:

“Oh, Khalid. You don’t know what I can make you crave. If I flash them my tits, you have to accompany me. That’s the only way I’ll share with you. It’ll make me feel better knowing someone has tinier tits than I do. Please, do not tell me you’re hiding some double d’s underneath that shirt right now. Well, that’s the difference between you and me because I think sex surrounded by nature is totally hot, in your tent of course. I must be some hippie or somethin’ like that.”

“Yeah? You can’t just leave me hanging now, give me an idea. I’ll go with you for moral support, but do I really have to flash them too? You’re boobs aren’t tiny, they seem like a good handful-- not that I was looking at them or anything. Uh I actually have triple d’s, thank you very much. I feel like that’s a girly fantasy, like something you’d see in a chick flick. Knowing there’s a tent involved now it’s totally fine. I’m not trying to fuck anyone up against a tree or in some grass, I don’t want mosquito bites on my ass.

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tcllulahs:

“That’s probably the one thing I’ll complain about as well. I was thinking of showing one of the camera men my boobs for a cheeseburger and french fries, if I get that hungry. And I hope you’d know that you’d be going down.”

“I never knew how much I’d crave a good burger and fries until this very moment. If you do end up desperate enough and flash ‘em your tits, I’d do anything you want if you share with me. Normally I’d make a joke out of that and say something like, ‘yeah, going down on you’. But the thought of going down on someone in the woods kind of turns me off.”

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wtfsamantha:

“Run down a hill? Are there even any hills around here? I always thought the trick was to play dead? Or is that a myth too? Khalid, I don’t know if I’ll survive this week.”

“I don’t know how safe it is to play dead in front of a bear, I’d be too scared to do that to be honest. Running away sounds like a much better plan. Hopefully we just won’t run into any. Oh c’mon, you’ll be fine. You might even grow to like camping, who knows? But if you need any help surviving, I’ll protect ‘ya.”

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azcelecs:

‘ you’re like the third person that’s told me they don’t like fish a lot. ’ she said with a laugh as she grabbed  one of the sticks that had one single fish in it & handed it to him. ‘ yeah, i did. ’

He shrugged, making a face. “I mean, I’ll eat it. I just think the concept of fish is kind of weird. Like they swim around in their own shit and then we eat them? I dunno.” Reaching over to grab the stick, he raised it in her direction as a sort of salute. “You’re probably gonna have to catch food for half of these guys. Everyone’s acting like camping is the end of the world.”

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tcllulahs:

“I swear if one more person complains about this fuckin’ trip, I have every right to throw you in the damn lake.”

“I have no complaints about being here besides the fact that I’m starving out of my mind. Can you hear my stomach grumbling? It’s pretty damn loud. But I hope you know that if you tried to throw me in the water, I’d pull you right in with me.