Allegory, Allegorier, Allegoriest

Khalye | Italian | 20+ | Still a nerd but now i knit about it | Twi 💞

[sad--beep]

[orwell]

Red Letter No. 8 by Jen Mazza

[hxmosuperior]

it’s me boy it’s the oath of feanor speaking to you from inside your brain listen to me boy what you have left behind you should count now no loss; needless baggage on the road it has proved. let those that cursed your name, curse you still, and whine their way back to the cages of the valar! come with me and let the ships burn! we’ll have kinslaying times in… beleriand! doo doo doo doo ye-ea-ah! you need me boy the security of valinor is an illusio-

[khalyelyn]

hit upside the head by the double-whammy of feanor's daddy AND mommy kink.

something something dead mother guilt complex something something INTENSE and CODEPENDENTLY UNSETTLING relationship with your dad.

realistically he would be in denial and never act on it but having thought it I can't unthink it and i need him bouncing& moaning on it fell-and-fey style

[bewbin]

EVERYOBODY GET DOWN HES TAKING A CREATIVE LIBERTY

[prunsel]

if you've ever pet more than a few dogs you'd Know what dog residue is

[computationalcalculator]

[dragon-png]

[standandwatchshitburn]

why so silent good messieurs

[nsfwitchy2]

I’m SEVERELY disappointed this post didn’t include the eye witness statement of the mirror crash incident in question

[cruelangel94]

Artist By 末日预报

[cherrypikkins]

Time to clean the blorbo! Pick an action

gently run a lintroller over them

steam clean

handwash only

machine wash hot, longest cycle

use a power washer

sandblast them

let them stay filthy

other

Voting ended onJun 3

plz reblog for sampo size

[jeejyboard]

i thinkit would be cool if there was an omegaverse but for salmon instead of wolves. Like when the time comes certain members of society get really juicy musclewise and get yiffy fangs and are suddenly compelled to return to the neighborhood they grew up in and 96 hours later show up barefoot in full starvation mode and ravaged by walking through interstate traffic to fuck whoevwr smells the best in the local burger king. Then afterwards they die and disintegrate to be eaten by seagulls in the parking lot

[jeejyboard]

omega-3verse

[only-cat-memes]

[vinyafinwe]

it's melkover

[vinyafinwe]

[dungeonmastersconsortium]

Me stepping onto the balcony to address my followers

[lowpawly]

the authors open fetish that complements the themes of their work

[apathy-tied-in-knots]

important plot device thats also just authors fetish. call that a jackoffs gun

[ultirex]

“feeling like a person again” collection

[laceration-d0ll]

“i’ll be your sword” okay. and. and im the sheath right. nnghhhh,,,