KHLOE’S ASS

Henlo

[fuckyeah2000s]

[j0anriverz]

Just make the phone call 📱 feels so good getting what I️ want 👑

[just-shower-thoughts]

The person who first discovered that coconut could be eaten must have experienced depths of hunger many will never know.

[heckshowerthoughts]

They prolly just saw some other animal doin it my man

[transhumanist-viking-deactivate]

you mean like the coconut crab, which naturally feeds on coconuts by breaking htem open with large claws? 

[the-spoopy-ghost-of-raejin99]

Coconut crab: I sneep. I break ze coconut. I eat ze coconut.

Some dude:

[dontbeanassbutt]

K but have y’all seen what coconut crabs look like cause

Jesus Christ

[kentucky-fried-bucky]

[the-spoopy-ghost-of-raejin99]

Coconut Crab: I eat ze coconut

Some dude: cool, cool, got that

Coconut crab: zen I eat ze human

Some dude:

[memesandlaughs]

[softmommyelle]

This kills me every fucking time

[j0anriverz]

So over caring what people think...

[scoobygangs]

I’m the thing that monsters have nightmares about.

[heytheresugar]

[tomfordvelvetorchid-deactivated]

*thinks back to 5 years ago to a random conversation* i was right

[ruphobic]

at this wedding as a bridesmaid its actually very beautiful. im gonna ask the waiter what he thinks hold on

[ruphobic]

LMAOOOOOOOOOOO this waiter off his shits he has the real tea on the bride if anyone heard him hes SO fucked

[ruphobic]

oh fuck

[idubzz]

me, desperate, begging on my knees: please just have one coherent fucking thought

my absolute shit brain:

[hotgirltori-deactivated20181119]

[pleasequietdown]

No Noise November. everyone shut up

[theglowpt2-deactivated20200101]

what if your mortician was gay

[theglowpt2-deactivated20200101]

[meanplastic]

[ctpatown]

[0ctostim]

[glocc-blocc]

[libertarirynn-deactivated202006]

Male positivity? In my branding? It’s more likely than you think

[slumberinggirl-deactivated20210]

I love this

[lil-bitchnugget-blog]

Y E S. FINALLY

[citizen-zero]

AXE realized their target demographic are the preteen and teen boys who over-apply their product and decided to do something good for these impressionable youths

[jasper-rolls]

today we will eat at deodorant

[blackberryshawty]

me and my friends bonding over shared trauma™️:

[irresistible-revolution]

@thefudge