I'm A Garbage Can, Not A Garbage Cannot

•Politics and a few shitposts •Chronically tired

[durkin62]

Lemme guess, you weren’t very popular in high school

I started working at a liquor store when I was 14. I was the belle of the fucking ball bitch. 

[sigurimit]

lmao what a crybaby. “I’m the fucking man, so much so that I need to prove it to people on tumblr.” And I guess the answer to this question is no, you weren’t too popular considering THAT was your answer.

[deepveeneck]

Lmao you’d get the Xanax beaten out of you in a revolution.

[sigurimit]

Aw did I make the incels mad? Lol. Having a Xanax problem in 2014 is a lot cooler than jerking off in ur basement all day, sorry ://

[durkin62]

You should go back on xanax.

[sigurimit]

You should get laid

[sigurimit]

meanwhile all the capitalists are afraid to post selfies because of how unfit and ugly they are

[durkin62]

Nah, I have. Try again monkey.

[sigurimit]

Sorry, can’t hear you over my memories of senior prom 🤣

[durkin62]

Lol my fiance said you remind her of her gay cousins husband.

[sigurimit]

Aw that’s so sweet! Is it because he’s so cute?

[durkin62]

Cus you both take dick

[sigurimit]

oh come on, I know you’ve got more than that.

[durkin62]

That’s what his husband says

[sigurimit]

It’s a tradition, comrade. I can’t give up now! And you’re welcome for the perfect setup btw

[durkin62]

Lol fags

[sigurimit]

[durkin62]

Laughs in having more guns than you

[sigurimit]

6 legal guns and a bow? LOL

[durkin62]

Lol legal

[sigurimit]

don’t play me little boy, I know you bought all that from Butch’s Gun World for 1000 times what a draco costs in the city 🤣

[durkin62]

There any fucking words in that nonsense?

[siryouarebeingmocked]

This whole thing is stupid, but I just want to point out that the tankie tried to turn “you don’t have any selfies for me to mock” into a negative.

[cookingwithroxy]

You just have to love the ‘My high school life was better than yours!’

‘cause let’s be honest here? The only people who think high school matters? Never had anything to their lives after that.

It’s seriously that pathetic.

[switch-up-snowfox]

I suspect this would rank somewhere in my top 50 of “most pathetic exchanges on tumblr” if i bothered to keep track of those.

Its one of those exchanges where you wanna take a baseball bat to both participates privates.

[sabertoothwalrus]

this would have been a much shorter movie

[thatoddboy]

Moses is gone, post Golden Calf

[royalharkinian]

If we’re all going down I'm going the way I lived, making shitty memes in the face of peril.

[that-twink-over-there]

This is a MASTERPIECE

[yourladyindank]

My twin house mates are both watching tv while just fuckin, eating full sized carrots.

[glocc-blocc]

They fucking?

[marauders4evr]

I’m...I’m sorry, I just this minute realized that there are people out there who have no idea that Heinz Doofenshmirtz is the best fictional father out there. You guys don’t mind if I bombard your entire dashboard with proof right? Excellent.

BONUS: Doofenshmirtz around children he literally just met who wrecked his ‘inator’.

Literally I could go on and on with examples but my computer’s starting to crash from the amount of images.

The point is that Heinz Doofenshmirtz is the greatest fictional father out there and anyone who says otherwise was hit by a Lie-inator.

[broadwaytheanimatedseries]

Hey op?

BEST POST ON TUMBLR

[fluidityandgiggles]

And then you read the whole thing in his voice.

[eternal-fractal]

by the way, when doof zapped the catcaller, he didnt kill him, he sent him to A PARRALEL UNIVERSE WHERE HE WAS KILLED BY A GIANT ALIEN BABY WHO SMASHED HIM THROUGH ONE OF THOSE SHAPE IN THE HOLE TOYS WITH A HAMMER.

[hazmatghost-deactivated20220202]

[featherydick-muffins-deactivate]

I don’t think you are allowed to kill newborn. Plus like…you cannot tell in newborn kids. So it will never disappear and by the time you kill the people who used to be newborn when you started, there will be new infants like that

[yourladyindank]

Okay, so uh

This is about wapping pedos with a bat.

Can I ask how you got, infants from this?

[glocc-blocc]

Every pedo was an infant at one point, I guess

[annoyingwhiteguy-blog]

“Bad experiences” are not a reason to demonize an entire demographic.

[stop-stalin-and-suck-my-dick]

“But muh trauma” no you just want to be a cunt.

[accras]

Lupita Nyong'o To Discuss Debut Children's Book 'Sulwe'at BookExpo Author Breakfast

Oscar-winning actress Lupita Nyong'o will discuss her debut children's book Sulwe at a BookExpo breakfast in New York on May 31. The book, illustrated by Vashti Harrison and aimed at children ages 4 to 8, is set in Kenya and addresses colorism...

Sulwe, the word for “star” in Luo, the actress’s native language, is about a girl whose skin is “the color of midnight” who is “darker than everyone in her family, according to its official description, and is billed by the publisher as “a powerful, moving picture book about colorism, self-esteem, and learning that true beauty comes from within.

[amazonian-strap-queen]

I WANT IT

[glocc-blocc]

Can't believe black people were racist to another black person for being blacker

[succulentbud]

due to personal reasons I’m suing the entire human race

[succulentbud]

[warpedlamp]

Advertising peaked at the Discovery channel “Boom de Yada” commercials

[warpedlamp]

Absolutely classic

[glocc-blocc]

[whiskey-gunpowder]

our media makes pravda look honest 

[association-of-free-people]

Orange man bad

Migrant sexual assault okay

[all-aboard-the-bane-train]

All journalists. All of them.

[gaylibertariansc]

I really can’t stand professional journalism now. It’s a joke. Much like its comrade, liberal academia.

[cisnowflake]

From the Washington fucking post-

Oh thank god we have these unbiased journos to protect us from Drumpf’s lies.

[glocc-blocc]

[femaille]

you come to me

eyes downcast, demure

smoothing down your

flimsy skirt

with large hands, nails painted

you ask me to teach you

to show you how to be

more womanly

but I thought you knew?

I thought you knew this feeling?

here, under your budding breasts

nipples twisted and tortured

bra strap snapped.

I thought you knew.

screaming and kicking

as you’re forced into another dress

sitting on your great uncle’s lap

his hand creeping up your thigh.

I thought you knew.

Cutting and punching your body

this sick, fragile thing

skin stretching across your bones

but still, still not small enough.

I can’t teach you this pain.

But it doesn’t matter, anyway.

You were born with the sense

that we’re all here for you to take,

grown man made up in girl-face.

- jessie morrison

[goo-goo-babies]

friendly reminder that terfs are NOT welcome in the writing community!

[terfkirby]

Viva la vulva, motherfucker

[goo-goo-babies]

terfs still aren’t welcome in the writing community! sorry! 

[auntiewanda]

You might as well say “women shouldn’t write about their experiences because I don’t like it”. 

[goo-goo-babies]

terfs are banned from the writing community

[auntiewanda]

You poor thing, you think your thought terminating cliches work on other people. 

[goo-goo-babies]

are you actually taking me seriously

[auntiewanda]

Oh you came out of your trance. So you don’t want to arbitrarily censor women who write things you don’t approve of?

[goo-goo-babies]

no, but i want to ban terfs from all spaces

[lavendrdyke]

no i don’t want to censor women, but i want to censor women

[goo-goo-babies]

terfs do not make up the entirety of the group classified as “women”

[auntiewanda]

The people who get called “terfs” are always women. So you’re saying you would like to ban certain women from public life for their thoughts, writing, opinions and ideas.

[goo-goo-babies]

i want to ban terfs, yes

[rhyl]

Aaaand THERE’S the fascism.

[goo-goo-babies]

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[hokuto-ju-no-ken]

I know we all joke and make the usual self deprecating comments about being dumb

But I think we can all take a moment to appreciate that none of us will ever be as aggressively self centered, stupid and hateful as the average self victimizing terf idiot

[femaille]

self victimizing

[hokuto-ju-no-ken]

What else would you call going out in the world with nothing but hate, spite and venom in your heart and then weeping as the world so rightfully rejects your “NNNYYYEEEUUUHHH TRANS WOMEN ARE JUST MEN IN DRESSES BAWWWWW WHY ISN’T ANYONE APPRECIATING MY GOD GIVEN VULVA, DON’T THEY GET I’M THE ONLY IMPORTANT WOMAN, THESE FUCKING MEN IN DRAG DISGUST ME, HAVE THEM EXECUTED” nonsense

Calling one’s self a terf is no different than calling one’s self a bigot, an excluder, an isolator

Just call yourself an asshole, it’s much more clear and to the point

[auntiewanda]

An oppressor class is appropriating an oppressed class they literally physically are not by affecting a caricature of stereotypes and social impositions of that class, lets mock the oppressed class for caring! 

Just call yourself a misogynist, it’s more honest.

[hokuto-ju-no-ken]

Don’t play the oppression Olympics with me. You will lose.

Oppression is the convenience the hateful cloak their violence in. Your clear lack of empathy, compassion and basic understanding of the human condition isn’t excused just because shit sucks.

Terfs are not an oppressed class you’re just a fucking asshole

You can call me whatever the hell you want to call me, you’re delusional of you think the opinion of a proud bigot has any weight or value beyond their own peanut gallery of sycophants and fellow bigots.

[auntiewanda]

Women are an oppressed class you dunce.

Imagine a bunch of straight white men in America deciding they identify as Native American, or black or Chinese and insisting room be made for them in those communities and that they deserve everything activists in those communities have built for themselves because they feel like they are a member of these demographics deep down. And to express that they carry around a tomahawk or eat fried chicken every meal or wear bamboo hats.

[hokuto-ju-no-ken]

you’re too god damn stupid to bother with

[sexclassconsciousness]

That’s because your lot knows none of you have an intellectually honest reason for why being transgender is perfectly fine but being trans racial isn’t.

[hokuto-ju-no-ken]

no I just have experience in actually interacting with other human beings without having my head so far up my own ass I popped inside out like some kind of lovecraftian shrieking corpse that rattles its loosely hanging bones while simultaneously fucking itself and shitting everywhere 

because I have the capacity to step outside of my fucking house and see people for people and not bullet points on an “intellectual” masturbatory aid

trying to bring race into it is the dumbest shit because at the end of the day you’re just not willing to actually look at another human being with anything resembling empathy or emotional intelligence 

the very idea that you’re trying to frame this as a “us vs them, your lot vs my lot” situation only proves you’re only interesting in scoring points in this imaginary game you’re convinced you’re a part of it where the prizes are headaches and social isolation because god DAMN do you make a compelling argument for why people probably don’t like you when you’re honest

[sexclassconsciousness]

That’s a a really long way of saying “You’re right.”

Don’t pretend to be above the “us vs. them” mentality when you first jumped on this post to defend someone who wants to ban “ TERFs” from the writing community. It’s transactivists who are working to get radical feminists censored on social media and no platformed. Radical feminists are making no equivalent effort.

And disagreeing with the idea that gender is a feeling doesn’t mean I see trans women or other trans people as less than human. But nuance isn’t a strong point among people who subscribe to the ideology of gender.

[hokuto-ju-no-ken]

>It’s transactivists who are working to get radical feminists censored on social media and no platformed. Radical feminists are making no equivalent effort.

TERF

the word “exclusionary” is baked right the fuck in 

EXCLUSIONARY 

your whole fucking POINT is that you don’t believe trans women are women and that they have no place in women’s spaces

I used to volunteer with a group that helped criminals readjust to normal life, helping them learn basic social skills and healthier coping habits for their issues to better help their rehabilitation 

Some of them didn’t even know how to read

I once helped a 44 year old man learn to read using a Thomas the Tank Engine book

I once helped a 50 year old woman learn how to budget for groceries

I saw a lot of bad, violent behavior and a lot of stubbornness from people who just didn’t understand why it was a bad thing to steal shit or hurt others who upset them

We once had someone there who straight up used to microwave forks in group homes just to piss people off

and you trying to say “oh terfs/radical feminists aren’t making an effort to shut down or censor anyone” is still the dumbest fucking shit I’ve ever heard 

[glocc-blocc]

[thedreamthieves]

there’s a certain type of sexism u only see if u have brothers…even if it’s not stated, it’s always expected for daughters to be a caregiver and do more housework than the boys in the home. and when sons DO step up and do half as much they’re automatically given praise for things we don’t even get a simple thank you for. they’re also given a thousand times more freedom…it’s truly incredible to witness lmao

[glocc-blocc]

No we dont lmao

[versacethotty]

me: h—

7 r*ngs:

[demilypyro]

Have you ever tried RWBY? It's technically not an anime, and it starts off a bit rough, but it is about a group of four rowdy girls and is pretty funny.

It’s ugly.

[demilypyro]

[oppa-homeless-style]

you’ve angered all twelve rwby fans

[memewhore]

[gildatheplant]

Literally any other colour would’ve been a better choice guys.

[minty-mayhem]

I’d like to point out that the colour red has more positive than negative meanings.

[prescribedburning-deactivated20]

im sorry but this reply absolutely killed me

red can mean whatever the heck you want it to mean, that is never going to change that this straight up looks like they DRAGGED A BLOODY BODY ACROSS THE FUCKING FLOOR 😂

[elsegame]

Hi fun fact, colors do have meaning and there is a legit thing called color theory. Red does has more positive connotations than negative like the @mintymaiden said. Red is associated with more love, lust, passion than blood and death just like the chart shows you but If you want, here’s a link for you to check it out yourself. Also, check out “The Designer’s Dictionary of Color” by Sean Adams. Have fun learning something

Xoxo

-Designer

What is Color Theory?

What isColor Theory? Color theory is a term used to describe the collection of rules and guidelines regarding the use of color in art and de

[youngdiasporan]

I think y’all are missing the point here.

[forlovefromfear]

You can theorize to Nebraska and back but that doesn’t change my immediate reaction which is that someone is literally dragging a corpse around

[aphony-cree]

Good color therapy: painting the walls red or using red trim so children can heal in a warm colored environment that promotes strength and energy 

Bad color therapy: making it look like murdered children were dragged through the hallways

[wakewithgiggli]

To add to the reply, this is IN A HOSPITAL, where red marks on the floor have a very obvious, immediate implication that MASSIVELY OVERWHELMS any subtle colour theory meanings. smh