LJ

They/Them Psych Major, BS '27 lvl 22

[khoirkid]

Unfinished No. 2

[khoirkid]

Happy Pride!

I'm celebrating by running a campaign based entirely on lesbian Romeo/Juliet/Sleeping beauty. It's gonna be hella gay and somehow it's my straightest table I've ever had-

[khoirkid]

My favorite thing about tumblr culture is that real humans just reblog and rarely comment. Bots, get fucked. I know exactly who you are

[khoirkid]

Unfinished No. 1

[khoirkid]

ENERGY IDEAS GO!

I have tried: energy drinks (all of them), adhd meds (prescribed), naps (bad for me), eating, drinking water, cold showers, taking walks and melatonin

What's going against me: A weekend house/child sitting job, two exams, work, a tech week that I got jumped into the role of director for, insomnia, chronic health issues and the fact this exam isn't even required

If I take Benadryl to get some sleep rn, the hat man will get me and I will never return

[batsandboba]

“scientists don’t want you know” is a phrase that always cracks me up because if you actually meet a scientist they will be shaking and crying like an overstimulated chihuahua with the need to let you know

[khoirkid]

Yet another sitcom moment

Me: Oh the work I did yesterday to remove my registration holds didn't go through. I'll just call the office and leave a message at 6 because they don't open till 8 am, I have an exam at 8:30 and that's how it works with LITERALLY every other system

Me: *makes the call*

My advisor: (picking up the personal phone at 6 am) ... yes?

Me: Never mind, you can just kill me now. I don't need to graduate

[ianthewife]

have you guys heard that they expect you to complete *assignments* at uni????????? disgusting. their cruelty knows no bounds

[khoirkid]

citations are the easiest way to remove

a. confusion about where the source came from

b. my will to live

c. all my executive function

[khoirkid]

Even God has the Devil at his Shoulder

[wernon]

Uni student Caine

[khoirkid]

i have only two reactions to failure:

repress the living hell out of something

go plus ultra or some shit to the point of no return

anyways, all that to say that I'm auditioning for more shakespeare shows bc i have no one to stop me

[khoirkid]

The really fun thing about theatre is sometimes you get read too hard. For example, today I got called back for burnt out stoner edition Don Jon.

... how the hell did they know I was a bastard?

[khoirkid]

Opinion of the day: Alcohol is mid

(Ik ik, the crowd goes mild but I grew up Mormon, it’s a big day for me)

[khoirkid]

Ducks - created for a school project

[khoirkid]

Happy when I get to make something beautiful

[unborn-nemesis]

Brennan Lee Mulligan on D20 "I am a chaste and pious man"

Brennan Lee Mulligan on WBN "dildo sand vodka bath"