Aphoro's Revelation

A blog of divine inspiration.

[uncahier]

Calvin really was the voice of his generation. His generation just doesn’t like to admit it.

[finrays]

Thinking about it, I’m pretty sure my ancestors would be horrified with me.

Not because I’m lazy or unworthy or anything like that…

…but because one of my distant uncles was among the eight survivors of the Essex, the ship that inspired the ending of Moby Dick and sank after being rammed by a whale, and what do I fuckin do after my bloodline has this Ordeal at Sea?

I get a fuckin degree in Marine Science and go back the fuck out there.

[retroactivebakeries]

#op its your job to kill that whale

[gaygalaxys]

[gjjuddmk2]

[43406]

[aurumacadicus]

[ozempicofficial]

[time-is-a-lake]

[paperandpencilsandskips]

[daco-showman]

why can rockstar games institutionalise you for life like nikita kruschev for being autistic

[transhuman-priestess]

He didn't steal 10 million dollars. They made that number up as a loss, they never fucking had it. Rockstar has spent more than a billion fucking dollars on GTA VI and will likely make billions more when it gets released.

Uber is a fucking shell game of a company designed to leech investor capital and output bootleg cabs.

Nvidia posted a profit in 2023 of $4.37 billion. This is like someone stealing less than a penny from me.

And they lock this kid in a prison hospital for LIFE?

Capitalism is disgusting.

[fuckblast]

Nobody should buy GTA til they free Arion Kurtaj

[blasting-the-bee-movie-script-d]

he didn't even get to stand *trial*. because he's autistic. he's in an institution for life for hacking while autistic, without trial.

[bisexualisopod]

hey yall remember this

[finalgirlabigailhobbs]

“she should be at the club” well i should be in the green house party paintings by salman toor

[horriblewarlock]

Visit Original Link

[esoanem]

[escuerzoresucitado]

Testosterone promotes ‘cuddling,’ not just aggression, animal study finds | Emory University | Atlanta GA

Testosterone can foster friendly, prosocial behavior in males, a new animal study conducted by Emory neuroscientists finds. The Proceedings

🥰🥰🥰

[pyrekite]

There are a lot of really important statements here to be made about releasing the learned (and inaccurate!!) fear that testosterone makes/will make you dangerous, and how the reality is that it’s an important, complex, mood-and-body regulating hormone, because there’s almost nothing in your body that only has one singular function - you’re a system, none of your parts exist in isolation.

The less important observation to be made here is:

[kata4a]

she tower on my babel till I ἐπιούσιον

[in-sufficientdata]

#ἐπιούσιον is a word that’s only ever used in the Lord’s prayer#with extreme controversy surrounding its translation#i suspect the joke here is that this post forces the reader to do a bunch of linguistic research#only to not come up with a conclusive answer#mimicking the experiences of those who built the tower of babel#this has been another installment of overexplaining jokes until theyre not funny anymore with autistics via @exbeekeeper​

[official-linguistics-post]

official linguistics post

(bonus: some more information on the dis legomenon ἐπιούσιον)

[july-19th-club]

simply cannot ever resist what i call the little mermaid or the tin man or the pinnochio plot, the one about a character who is either inhuman or human but outside in some way, constantly searching for whatever it is that they consider to be the quintessential proof of humanity, preoccupied by it so deeply that they fail to realize the proof is in the act and fact of the search itself

[mischiefseven]

(via @notaficwriter)

[sarahreesbrennan]

MAYBE WE’LL FIND IT IF WE BOTH LOOK

[killlerfang1]

This screenshot would have killed thousands back in 2016

[contemptible-scoundrel]

Im dreadfully sorry you had to go through some eroguro shit at the hands of an evil megacorp surgeon lady to get your cyberpunk combat implants, I got my shit done by a guy named myke with a y in a shipping container, he plugged me into an old xbox 2 and I just played elden ring for a few hours until I woke up with elf ears and the ability to double jump and wallrun

[witchyfashion]

24 Pcs Halloween Wood Ornaments

https://amzn.to/3XSMnWs

[herssian]

deepen the shadows bro. it'll be ok

[herssian]

i meant art-wise but if any dark sorcerers see this. you do you

[thechivalrousfox]

I cant control myself because I dont know how (and they love me for it)

[depsidase]

[lovethythrall]

This tag needed to be included.

[horreurscopes]

starting a collection for my anthropology class can you guys send me more posts like these