Iām bored. Hereās how I think death note characters would name their cats if they had one
Light: heād give it one of the most common cat names in Japan like Momo or Hana or something because heās basic like that
L: some extremely human sounding English name like David or Margaret that makes you wonder if he has a human in his basement
Misa: either something cutesy like Princess/Hime, or sheād name it after Rem which totally wonāt cause any problems later dw about it
Near: wouldnāt name it. That cat is just getting called āthe catā, ākittyā, etc
Mello: some shit like āLord Archduke Excalibur IV Conqueror of Duskā but in practice he just calls it Archie or something
Matt: Mew. Mewtwo if he gets a second one
Takada: sheād name it after some type of flower to make it sound elegant, like Himawari (sunflower) maybe
Matsuda: something food related like Katsu or Dango
Aizawa: something based on whatever colour the cat is, like Yuki (snow) for white or Kuro for black
Lidner: I think sheād name her cat after Mello but not exactly. Sheād call it like Melody or Marshmallow or something
Beyond Birthday: heād name his cat after a method of killing someone. Like āStrangulationā or āVehicular Manslaughterā or āElectric Chairā
Naomi: maybe sheād name it Rue as a sort of memento from the LABB cases
Mikami: it would be really funny if he named his cat Kira but realistically I think heād choose something normal. Or heād name it after Winston Churchill