Ummmmmmmm I’m like high af on hardcore pain meds after my top surgery and literally all I can imagine is Peter Parker trans headcanons and I feel too crappy to write a fic: SO HAVE A LIST
-Peter being obsessed with superheroes when he’s little and always telling everyone that his favorite was Iron Man because he wanted to be just like Tony Stark when he grew up. And people don’t get that he wants to be smart and a superhero and a man.
-Aunt May being really confused when her nephew started drawing Tony Stark’s facial hair on in permanent marker, but she’s super duper supportive so she just helped him do it in eyeliner instead so that it doesn’t hurt his skin.
-Peter practicing ‘walking like a man’ by copying the way Captain America walks in videos and him freaking out when he meets Steve for the first time and they walk identically and then all the other avengers make fun of them but Peter secretly loves it.
-Peter having a picture of Thor taped to the inside of his locker because he is inspired by ‘how manly he is’, but he really just has a crush and his mind can’t make up if he wants to be Thor or date Thor.
-Tony literally throwing money at his spiderson to transition and using his privilege to get Peter in with a top surgeon months before the waitlist.
-Peter crying when he wears a packer for the first time, but freaking out when he drops it on the floor of the bathroom of school. Flash makes fun of him, but eventually he starts reclaiming the whole ‘Penis Parker’ joke as something he’s proud of and ignoring Flash making fun of him.
-Peter being the president of Midtown’s GSA (MJ is the Vice President, but everyone knows she gets more done then Peter). The administration hates him, but he gives zero fucks and runs a walk out against hate and changes a policy on bathrooms.
-Peter struggling with rooming on school trips, but Ned being the best friend literally ever and always insisting I’m rooming with Peter so that he doesn’t have to room alone or with girls and so that administration can’t screw him over even more.
-Tony and May starting a blog about raising a transgender teen and it becoming really successful. Like a year into their blog people find out that Tony Fucking Stark runs the blog and he becomes a huge public ally for parents of trans kids and when transphobes drop their stocks, he pubslishes their names online to shame them for being horrible.
-Spider-Man coming out as trans and publically calling out bigots and making it very clear that superheroes do not stand for hate and bigotry.
-The Avenegers having a giant ass float at NYC pride and Peter discovering that Bucky and Steve call themselves ‘old gays’ because they’ve been queer for decades and Tony loudly annocuning that he is pansexual and very proud
-Everyone telling Peter to stay away from Loki, but when they meet they automatically bond over both being trans and they spend a lot of time talking about Peter’s dysphoria until Loki uses magic to make his voice sound lower before he starts testosterone
-Peter feeling more comfortable in his body after he transtions and discovering that he is gay and being a soft gay who flirts terribly, but loves art museums and picnics in Central Park and holding hands with cute boys
And ummmm add more, please and thanks !!
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