Kiansaurus.

Youtubers destroyed my life wbu

[preppymeg]

turns and leaps and contemporary tonight at a new studio… we’ll see how this goes

[punlich]

Date a girl who is an outlier. Date a girl who lives in a cave and eats more spiders than any human being has any business eating. Who gets found by statisticians who don’t understand their field or methodology that well. Date a girl who skews the statistical data so badly that the entire United States gains a fear of eating spiders in its sleep. Date Spiders Georg

[hitlersbreastmilk-deactivated20]

old mcdonald had a farm e i e i o and on that farm he did your mom e i e i ooooh burn

[lowsun]

*in a haunted house* *walls start bleeding and spell ６  ６  ６*

*pulls out sharpie and makes it ６9  ６9  ６9*

[taeng]

why do teenage boys care about if a girl is a virgin or not like are you that eager to be the first to disappoint me 

[welovejccaylen]

[shayne2000]

what if you were in school and the entire cast of icarlys dead bodies just fell from the ceiling and all you heard was “rANdoOOoOM DANCigNGN”

[subtleseas]

WHAT THE FUCK ARE U EV EN TAL K IN G AB OUT

[welovejccaylen]

[justencaylen-deactivated2022121]

[cfranta]

[whatsyourwifipasswordlol]

fetus Sam and Kian

[cremblr]

things that say a lot about a person

their favourite character

the lyrics they write on their hands

the colours they wear

which murder weapon they prefer

how they make their tea

[sixpenceee]

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CREEPIEST PHONE CALL EVER

So a guy was on hold with an electric company when he starts hearing some creepy noise.

It’s not even static, it’s like a disembodied, ghostly voice, heavily breathing and trying to speak coherently. 

This went on for 3 minutes.

I don’t know how this guy handled it. 

Definitly not something I should’ve listened to considering how it’s almost 3 A.M here

MORE THINGS YOU SHOULDN’T LOOK AT LATE AT NIGHT

[spacefuquer]

The electric company needs a fucking exorcist damn

[sixpenceee]

HONESTLY

here’s the original video

also I read through the comments and he was actually on hold for 10 minutes

TEN

MINUTES

I couldn’t last 3 seconds hearing those demonic noises

[sixpenceee]

hey guys since the creepy stories I post are so highly requested, I found more 2 sentence horror stories! 

if you wanna read more creepy stories that will scar you for life click here

[technicolorwinter]

Oh I wasn’t going to sleep or anything like that

[patrolled]

british boys: hey babe, how are you? you look lovely today

american boys: whaddup shawty you lookin hella fine winna winna chicken dinna hellz yeah lets get naked

[samuel-vimes-deactivated2021112]

you’ve never met a british boy have you

[nicolascageforfourteenthdoctor]

oi m8 i fink ur fine as tits

[speightbrigade]

thaats more like it.

[merchandice]

im always like hell yeah i’d survive an apocalypse and then i remember sometimes I nearly faint in the shower because the water is too hot

[oknope]

i just want perfect skin and hair and teeth and body proportions and endless supplies of money and beauty and intelligence. is that too much to ask for?