girlfailure but also hopeful and ambitious

maile (like miley) • she/her • 18

[bionicle216]

I Love you beanix and Trucy.. I love you forever and ever..

[ttnn77]

I HATTTE ACCIDENTALLY SAYING SOMETHING ONLY THE KILLER WOULD KNOW

[martyred-conquered]

[girlvasectomy]

MICHAEL IN THE BACKROOMS

[realization-time]

My favorite passages from chapter nine of my krisnix fic “Mr. and Mr. Self-Destruct”, which can be read here! The last chapter! My last update! I’ve had the time of my life writing this fic and it is truly my most favorite piece I’ve ever written, so if you’ve read or commented or shared and especially if you’ve loved it, thank you! From the bottom of my heart, truly, thank you for joining me and my so beloved misters on stage.

It was a pleasure to burn! 🩶🩵

[antischue]

i got carried away and put everything i meant to say about this in the tags but anyway GO READ !!!!

i’ll think about this fic for the rest of my life, i think

[hijx]

For Gloria 🌼

[copepods]

apprentice(s)

[negativeresponse]

wd gaster:

weir

droute

🤯

[bionicle216]

happy Narumitsu day 🏳️‍🌈

[milkcurdles]

HAPPY NARUMITSU COURTROOM WEDDING! A celebration and “Will you marry me” SOJ ost is playing in the background immediately followed by Steel Samurai theme and everyone starts breaking it on the dance floor as we ROLL CREDITS… happy narumitsu to all who celebrate….

[trashyvolty]

Bunch of ace attorney quick sketches to cope with the fact that the miracle did indeed not happen again

edit : so i have Many AA sketches, will probably update this post regularly! Thank you for all the love in such a short time haha 🫶

[forest-woman]

“What Angel Wakes Me From My Flower" by Elizabeth Shippen Green

[muoi-art]

vent art

[bellasauruss]

I liked these expressions in chapter 5 a lot

[katoros]

inok photoshoot

[cryptidcola]

stop calling flowery a tumblr sexyman. that’s an industry plant.

[mao-chick-a-wow]

i made my dream come true and finished the phoenix wright ‘i wont say im in love’ animatic. happy pride month to this man’s enigma of a love life

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

today I found out my mother doesn’t know what dandelions are and now I’m wondering what other strange secrets she’s been quietly harboring

[krystal-prisms]

Where do you live that you don’t have dandelions?

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

we have dandelions EVERYWHERE, they are basically our State Weed, it is absolutely impossible that my mom has never interacted with a dandelion before, this requires further investigation

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

So after extensive interrogation I have an update:

my mom is in fact aware that dandelions exist. she temporarily forgot the name and there was some miscommunication.

the truth is actually weirder

she’s aware dandelions look like this

she is familiar with this flower. she knows the name of this flower. she declines to believe, however, that these are also dandelions

she does not believe these are the same plant. I tried to explain, and she thought I was either misinformed or lying. so I asked her what exactly did she think the yellow ones were called?

she answered, with complete confidence: Daffodils.

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

gosh I enjoy this website

[authoratmidnight]

For comparison, this is a daffodil

[quietlygrousing]

See, folks in the southern US will tell you up and down those are buttercups, actually.

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

i don’t think so? i’m southern and buttercups are what we call these things (much tinier)

[maejacrezz007]

Wait I thought those bigger cup ones were Easter Lillies???

[fractiousrvt]

This is an Easter Lily. It is an actual lily and therefore deadly to cats.

[blood-trip-god2]

They’re marigolds and I know a bitch when I see one!

[delphinidin4]

This is a marigold:

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

….we need to start taking the phrase “go touch grass” more literally. go outside and examine a flower i beg u

[jmtorres]

“buttercups” is a name applied to MANY flowers. in my part of the south it was this one:

imo there’s correct identifications of dandelions, daffodils, easter lilies and marigolds in this thread, but buttercups are simply impossible to agree on and the only solution is for everyone to post pictures of their local buttercups

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

*squints* is that a motherfucking EVENING PRIMROSE?!??

[headspace-hotel]

Yes, the pink one above is Oenothera speciosa.

Common names can be a bitch.

[sabertoothwalrus]

I mean this so genuinely, download the iNaturalist app or visit the website.

if you’ve never heard of it, it’s like a pokedex for real life. each of those green markers is someone’s observation. You don’t even need to take pictures of “cool” organisms, you can take a picture of that spider in your bathroom, that little brown moth on your front door, that bird on your neighbor’s fence, and the flowers no one can agree on the name of, and if you upload them to iNaturalist other people can help identify them for you. You can also obscure the precise location of your observation so you don’t doxx yourself.

It’s fun to learn the names of the things that live around you! Don’t be someone’s mom who doesn’t know what a dandelion is!