Fuck it.

Kian Smith, you're local garbage man whose also Aberration. So beware, you know how scary we are.

[verena-smith]

That’s the sad truth now-a-days. I tend to just try and ignore them the best I can. Yeah, but the officials would be on you like dogs in heat. You’d get into a ton of trouble.

[kiansmith]

    I'm already Aberration, things can't really get much worse then they already are.

[williamscommadakota-blog-blog]

Aww, but come on Kian. You know I dont take orders well. And besdies, would you really kick my ass?

[kiansmith]

    I would kick anyone's ass if they pissed me off enough.

[flightyminx-blog]

It wasn’t like it did it intentionally..

[kiansmith]

   Well hopefully you'll learn from your mistake then.

[williamscommadakota-blog-blog]

Well I should hope you don’t kick mine. I work very hard for this ass. Long hours in the gym, y’know.

[kiansmith]

   It's simple really. If you don't do that, you won't get your ass kicked.

[verena-smith]

It’s really annoying. It’s like suddenly they remember something and decide that them stopping is worth making everyone else have to stop. Though I’d advise against the kicking of asses; you’ll get in more trouble than it’s worth.

[kiansmith]

    People are full of themselves, they think that they are so important that it doesn't matter if they stop and hold others up. And that drives me insane. It maybe worth it though, depending on the person.

[tylerxparker]

Just keep walking and if they complain after you’ve walked into them blame their stupidity in stopping on the sidewalk.

[kiansmith]

   Aberrations have to be careful about stuff like that, we can get arrested for crossing the wrong person. So if I'm going to get busted, it's gonna be for kicking someone right in the ass.

[bentley-rye]

That is probably one of the most annoying habits that people pick up. Like it’s not as if there’s not any room on the grass for people to stand. 

[kiansmith]

   And it's always for a stupid reason. Like they have their face in there phone, they are talking to someone, or just purely are to idiotic to remember how to walk at a normal pace.

[flightyminx-blog]

"Im sorry, I really didnt mean to. I just got a weird text and I was having to read it again. Sorry."

[kiansmith]

   A text was that important that you had to inconvenience others?

[sera-lindsay]

Now now, there is no need for violence, Mr. Smith.

[kiansmith]

    Alright then Miss Official, I wouldn't want to upset you now would I?

[mama-millie]

Are you literally going to kick their ass or are you going to give them a more all around beat down? I feel like the distinction is pretty important for people.

[kiansmith]

    Let's go with both and save the trouble.

[kiansmith]

  Why do people feel the need to stop in the middle of the sidewalk and not move? I swear, if it happens one more time I will start kicking asses.

[fuckyeahfinncollins]

#this is basically just a Finn’s face appreciation post 4/x

[yourbabygirlgf]

[meriofsoleils]

[meriofsoleils]

[daily100]

[giovanni-walsh]

Look on the bright side of things: no one died. Well, it’s nice to meet you. I’m Giovanni.

[kiansmith]

    That's good, I don't need anymore of that. Sergeant Bear Evert, it's a pleasure.