(uses big words when upset)

Kishi | 27 | something something settled into my skin | part time shitposter | sometimes writer | full time workaholic

[supergameboytwo]

[strawberry-arrowtip]

They've got holes in the wall, specifically to hold the Hotwheels?

Oh

[splendidland]

my idea for a new disney world ride. please signal boost this so that this ride can be at disney world.

[luntfontanne]

if the video game industry were a just place this would be the best selling game of all time

incredibly funny that this guy is a senior gameplay animator at sucker punch like… you can literally see the ghost of tsushima in this…………

[mariacallous]

[elfwreck]

This is another "hot coffee" lawsuit, meaning, "customer got life-threatening injuries from lack of safety mechanisms, and the company has convinced the press that it's actually Karen Bitching About Breaking A Fingernail."

Whenever you see these: Remember that even sleazeball ambulance-chaser lawyers are not going to take on mega-corporations like McDonald's or Disney if they don't think they have a real case.

It is, in fact, a crime and a violation of lawyer ethics code - like, the kind that can get them sanctioned or disbarred if it's bad enough - to take on cases that they know are bogus; it's considered a waste of the court's time, which is a waste of public resources. They are literally not allowed to present a case to the court that they know damn well is not a valid claim for damages.

If you drop a coffee cup on your foot, and it is bruised and sore for a week... no lawyer is going to help you sue McDonald's for having slippery coffee cups.

But that's the kind of thing they are trying to claim happened here, tried to claim happened in the Liebeck coffee case. (...Don't google for the images unless you have a strong stomach.)

[only-tiktoks]

The NYPD is deploying a 420-pound robocop to roam Times Square's subway station

A 420-pound, 5-foot-2 robocop with a giant camera for a face will begin patrolling the Times Square subway station overnight, the NYPD has a

[stupidsexyflanders]

The K5 has been in some sticky situations in other cities. One was toppled and slathered in barbecue sauce in San Francisco, while another was beaten by an intoxicated man in Mountain View, California, according to news reports. Another robot fell into a pool of water outside an office building in Washington, D.C.

[artemisia-absinthium-x]

[restlesshush]

Do you know what the person you reblogged this from’s url is a reference to?

Yes, because I followed them for that thing

Yes, even though I didn’t follow them for that thing

Yes (other)

I’m not sure

No, no idea

Voting ended onMar 8, 2023

I was thinking about this and got curious

[fuckyeahcomicsbaby]

You don’t have to love your body

[naamahdarling]

I really needed to read this today. Thank you.

[obfuscobble]

Potato girl has her life goals in order.

[finninsanelycoolish-deactivated]

This is a game changer. 

[1percentcharge]

Not parasocial love nor parasocial hate but a secret third thing where I respect the celebrity for their talents and achievements while acknowledging that I do not have a personal relationship with them and that they are a human with flaws

[neechees]

Spirit: Stallion of The Cimarron & the Indian Boarding Schools/Residential Schools allegory

[iamafanofcartoons]

Holy shit!

Was this intentional?

[neechees]

Considering the rest of the film’s heavy anti-colonization messaging, the main antagonist being heavily modeled on & inspired by General Custer, the other main (human) protagonist being a Native man (& the fort is where Spirit meets Little Creek), yes, most likely

[zegalba]

Snow Art by Simon Beck (2018)

[detectivehole]

some of you are miserable because you’re mean. like you’re just mean to people and things

[detectivehole]

“why don’t i have any friends” because you are mean

[detectivehole]

this can be fixed at least in part very easily though! just stop being mean. i believe in all of you 👍

[roach-works]

‘but i’m not mean’ ok, cool! do you:

point out people’s mistakes and failures to them? in front of others?

belittle their accomplishments and successes? in front of others?

make fun of people and laugh at them? in front of others?

do all this secretly to your ‘friends’ because friendship means being able to ‘joke around with’ each other, or ‘be brutally honest’ with each other?

bring up past grievances with people over and over until they’ve apologized ‘enough’, or just to shut down arguments with them, or get out of conversations you don’t want to have?

refuse to do favors for people? like when you feel they haven’t ‘earned’ your time or effort? or at all because you don’t want to be ‘taken advantage’ of?

try to get out of paying your share of bills, doing your share of chores? spend time figuring out exactly how little you can contribute to groups in terms of time, effort, and money, without anyone noticing or getting too mad at you?

get angry and jealous when people are happy about things that don’t concern you? get angry and jealous when people pay attention to each other and not you?

spend any amount of time ‘getting even’ with people?

THIS BEHAVIOR IS MEAN.

you might feel like you’re a perfectly nice person who cares a lot about people but also speak your mind and take no shit! but if you do any of this stuff, people won’t like you anymore, because it fucking sucks to be around you. you suck to interact with. no one fucking likes being mocked, criticized, picked on, upstaged, pushed around, mooched off, or revenged upon. they will, if they have any self-respect at all, avoid you.

the worst case scenario actually isn’t that you end up alone. it’s that you end up with other people who are just as mean as you are, and you all mutually tear each other to pieces on your way to drug addictions, losing all your money and property and kids, and jail time. this happens a lot, i have seen it go down, and it’s not fun even for bystanders. please consider putting the time and effort in to be nice, instead.

[tlbodine]

A lot of people need to hear this.

[0sbrain]

Tumblr added a bunch of tracking shit to share urls, so now ill teach you how to get rid of them

if you copy a url by sharing on the website, the link will look like this

getting rid of tracking in these is easy, just delete everything after the question mark and you are golden

in the case for the app, its slightly more complicated

first you have to delete at. that appears before tumblr(.)com the other tracking shit on this one has a lot more info, so please, clean app urls. after the first set of numbers, there's a / you have to delete everything after it

a clean Tumblr url should look like this

blog safely

[0sbrain]

some aditions:

in the case of the app, original post links will look like this

sadly, i haven't found a way to arrive to a clean url from this.

though, fear not, on browser it is the same as before

(delete the stuff on the cyan rectangle for bonus points)

in case you are wondering why is this so important, let me show you what an app link looks like fully extended on browser

urls should look like this. stop our hellsite from getting data if you want to keep it a hellsite

[meltesh28]

rika pokemon just one chance………..

[godspeedyoublackemperor]

loose, foot loose

put on your fuckin

[godspeedyoublackemperor]

[godspeedyoublackemperor]

you people are gonna put me out of a job

[dimension20official]

In the latest Adventuring Academy, Aabria defends the brutal mathematical fairness over Brennan’s beloved clickety-clack physical dice

[battlecrazed-axe-mage]

BRENNAN LEE MULLIGAN I HAVE NEVER LOVED YOU SO MUCH AS I DO IN THIS MOMENT

[catchymemes]

'Gimme some!'

[animentality]