Archer Starter Sentences | Part 1
I have to go. But if I find one single dog hair when I get back, I'll rub...sand...in your dead little eyes.
What if I'd been real KGB?
Sorry, I was picturing Whore Island.
You're looking for the answer "yes"?
So, obviously, it would be a lot easier for me if you just disabled all that when you left work tonight... somehow.
How was I supposed to know you're lactose intolerant?
Holy shit, our security is atrocious. Seriously, it's really bad.
Password. Hmm, password? How about "Guest".
No way! It can't be. Jesus Christ, that is just... babytown frolics.
Do not wind her up. That is a big gun and she is baby crazy.
You want to see crazy?!
AN ERECTION?! The thought of me dying gives you an erection?!
So, obviously I'm not happy about this whole arrangement, but...
Oh my God, you killed a hooker!
Will I get to learn karate?
When would you use an underwear gun?
Holy hell, what happened to you?
Call Kenny Loggins... 'cuz you're in the Danger Zone.
All I've had today is, like, six gummy bears and some scotch.
Wow. Forgot how much I hate that.
Come on! Everybody shoots!
But this gun—it was a gift.
Oh, I thought we were laughing at the dead people we set on fire.
From the looks of it, and not to mention the lemur, I would hazard he’s taking a personal day.
I'm sorry, are you addressing me? Because your authority is not recognized in Fort Kickass.
Every single noun and verb in that sentence totally arouses me.
My vulva is smoother than a veal cutlet!
What would you say if I told you your mother made a phony bomb threat just to get a free ride on a blimp?
The stock price could only go up, they said. Well guess what?
What, are you just hitting random keys?
So as you can see, we are completely unprepared for this mission!
Holy shit, you geeks are badass.
Do you wanna shut your big, fat, negative-wordsy mouth?!
Who leaves a nine-year-old in a police station on Christmas?!
You know what's surprising? Kissing you goodbye at the airport, dozing off in first class, and then seeing you on my flight when I get up to pee! That, to me, is rather surprising.
You just destroyed my innocence!
Boy, you are just so determined not to be cool about this.
Girl, please, nobody's that gay.
















