Kitten's Meme Storage Blog

A side blog of kickasscurls.tumblr.com (RP blog) I'll be using this blog to store askbox prompts, memes and rebloggable posts. This was created to help me organize better, but you're more than welcome to follow and reblog to your hearts content. NOTE: Unless otherwise noted in the tags, all content is not mine. Credit to the meme creator. Unless someone was an asshole and dtiched the source.

[kickass-memes]

Archer Starter Sentences | Part 1

I have to go. But if I find one single dog hair when I get back, I'll rub...sand...in your dead little eyes.

What if I'd been real KGB?

Sorry, I was picturing Whore Island.

You're looking for the answer "yes"?

So, obviously, it would be a lot easier for me if you just disabled all that when you left work tonight... somehow.

How was I supposed to know you're lactose intolerant?

Holy shit, our security is atrocious. Seriously, it's really bad.

Password. Hmm, password? How about "Guest".

No way! It can't be. Jesus Christ, that is just... babytown frolics.

Do not wind her up. That is a big gun and she is baby crazy.

You want to see crazy?!

AN ERECTION?! The thought of me dying gives you an erection?!

So, obviously I'm not happy about this whole arrangement, but...

Oh my God, you killed a hooker!

Will I get to learn karate?

When would you use an underwear gun?

Holy hell, what happened to you?

Call Kenny Loggins... 'cuz you're in the Danger Zone.

All I've had today is, like, six gummy bears and some scotch.

Wow. Forgot how much I hate that.

Come on! Everybody shoots!

But this gun—it was a gift.

Oh, I thought we were laughing at the dead people we set on fire.

From the looks of it, and not to mention the lemur, I would hazard he’s taking a personal day.

I'm sorry, are you addressing me? Because your authority is not recognized in Fort Kickass.

Every single noun and verb in that sentence totally arouses me.

My vulva is smoother than a veal cutlet!

What would you say if I told you your mother made a phony bomb threat just to get a free ride on a blimp?

The stock price could only go up, they said. Well guess what?

What, are you just hitting random keys?

So as you can see, we are completely unprepared for this mission!

Holy shit, you geeks are badass.

Do you wanna shut your big, fat, negative-wordsy mouth?!

Who leaves a nine-year-old in a police station on Christmas?!

You know what's surprising? Kissing you goodbye at the airport, dozing off in first class, and then seeing you on my flight when I get up to pee! That, to me, is rather surprising.

You just destroyed my innocence!

Boy, you are just so determined not to be cool about this.

Girl, please, nobody's that gay.

[kickass-memes]

starter meme - Pacific Rim edition

obv feel free to change pronouns/ect to fit your muse/situation!

Movement in the Breach! We're being deployed!

Don't get cocky.

Let's suit up and kick some ass!

We're Drift compatible

Oh, she loved me. Her boyfriend, not so much.

There are things you can't fight. Acts of god.

Worry about yourself, kiddo.

Kaiju signature, rising!

Five years, four months.

I'm guessing I wasn't your first choice.

I can't have anyone else in my head again.

Where would you rather die? Here? Or in a Jaeger?

Only my mother calls me doctor!

Trust me. You don't wanna.

We're not an army any more. We're the resistance.

Welcome to the Shatterdome.

I didn't know it was this bad.

See the Russians back there? They can get us anything.

Politics, promises, poetry-- these are lies.

Fortune favors the brave, dude.

I'd be a rock star!

Just like old times.

You a pilot?

I think you're unpredictable.

You have a habit of deviating from standard combat techniques.

I don't think you're the right person for this mission.

You make decisions. And you have to live with the consequences.

Vengeance is like an open wound.

He's more my copilot.

It's guys like you that brought down the Jaeger program.

Never knew whether to give him a hug or a kick in the ass.

It's about a physical compatibility.

It's a dialogue, not a fight.

She's my copilot.

That's my room.

In which case, ha, I won.

A long time ago, I made you a promise.

You look good.

Prepare for neural handshake.

Remember, don't chase the rabbit.

The drift is silence.

I told you it would work.

I'm okay! Just... let me control it.

Stay with me. Stay in the now.

This is just a memory. None of this is real.

Are you looking for some Kaiju bone powder?

I want to come back from this mission. Because I quite like my life.

You're a Ranger, for christ's sake, why don't you start acting like one?

I know what she means to you.

One: don't you ever touch me again. Two: don't you ever touch me again.

You have no idea who the hell I am, or where I come from.

I do not need your sympathy or your admiration.

I should have warned you. First drifts are rough.

To let someone else in, to really connect... you have to trust them.

The Drift was strong.

You funnin' me, son?

I did it a little bit, yeah.

Get on your feet, old man!

Take these flare guns, and do something really stupid!

Let's check for a pulse.

This isn't a refuge, it's a buffet line!

The Kaiju wants the little dude!

They warned me that if I ever set foot into a Jaeger again, the toll would be too much.

I haven't exactly had a very good day, okay?

You would do that for me?

By Jove, we are going to own this thing for sure!

Getting back into that Jaeger will kill you!

I need you to protect me.

We are canceling the apocalypse!

You're an egotistical jerk with daddy issues.

When you drift with someone, you feel like there's nothing to talk about.

I just regret all the things I've never said.

All those years I spent living in the past... I never really thought about the future.

I never did have very good timing.

Move, you fascist!

You can always find me in the Drift.

If you have the shot, you take it!

Let's finish this.

All I have to do is fall. Anyone can fall.

You're squeezing me too tight. I couldn't breathe.

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The Morning After Sentence Starters

"Get out, get out, get out, get out!"

"Do you remember anything from last night?"

"Why are you in my bed?"

"I'd offer you breakfast, but I think I'm too sore to move."

"So.. Was it good?"

"Who topped?"

"I thought you'd be gone by the time I woke up..."

"I should go."

"This didn't mean anything."

"We shouldn't have done this..."

"Of course I'm freaking out! You're my friend!"

"I'm guessing this was a one time thing?"

"Yeah, yeah, I know how this goes. I'll grab my clothes and get out of here."

"Good morning, hope you don't mind me borrowing your shirt.."

"I made you coffee, did you want some Aspirin?"

"This stays between us."

"Congratulations. You actually convinced me to sleep with you."

"Are you sneaking out on me?"

"So, how much for last night?"

"Holy shit! she's on her way over here right now, she/he CANNOT see you!"

"Don't answer it!"

"Do you have any idea how wrong this was?"

"We're cheaters. We're horrible people. Oh god my mother would be so ashamed of me right now."

"..Do you wanna do this again sometime, maybe?"

[thescarredmockingjay-archiv-blog]

Send a ≈ and I'll generate a number from 1-100 as a sentence starter!

From angst to fluff ; Under the cut you will find 100 sentence starters for your ask box! Enjoy! P.S. There’s a lot. 

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[ofhostility-deactivated20141119]

ofhostility:

starter sentences from various HORROR sources; such as movies or books or tv shows??

❝ Movies don’t create psychos; movies make psychos more creative! ❞

❝ This is God. ❞

❝ I am, what psychiatrists call, alpha male. ❞

❝ They’re all gonna laugh at you! ❞

❝ Wanna play? ❞

❝ It’s alive! ❞

❝ I’ve seen enough horror movies to know that any weirdo wearing a mask is never friendly. ❞

❝ It’s Halloween, everyone’s entitled to one good scare. ❞

❝ You know that part in scary movies when somebody does something really stupid and everyone hates them for it? This is it. ❞

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[the-write-ideas]

First Lines of Books sentence pack

Send me a number and I’ll make a starter using that line as the first sentence (or if I can’t manage that, then I’ll at least include it somewhere in the starter). 

P.S. If you send on anon, I’ll make it an open starter.

[the-write-ideas]

#1-75

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[kickass-memes]

Frisky Dingo Starter Sentences Pt. 2

Those loans are for non-threatening educated women of color.

Perhaps you could get something for it at the local pawnbrokery.

Hocking this fax machine is sure to bring in the 12 billion I need.

You're really really really really really really really really smart! [Pause] And pretty.

Gimme some glitter on here!

You can't fax glitter.

Not with that attitude.

Sir, don't you think it's kind of weird how the prize money for this thing is exactly the amount we need?

No, I think it's weird that you question me every...time there's a...thing.

That's... something you don't see every day... one hopes.

Wow. Thanks, lady. Wait 'til the guys at school hear about this.

Why would you even say that?

So what's this now, some kind of calm before the weird berserker storm?

Don't freak out. I'm turning it off.

You didn't kill the taxi driver?

Oh my God! Yes! THAT is exactly the kind of bloodlust that makes for a phenomenal interview.

I'm going to start freaking out now.

[whispering] Oh God, please fall.

...Oh my God she fell...

...awesome.

First of all, he's obviously not that into you.

Well, wherever he is, I'm sure he's laughing his fat face off.

Who's laughing now?

I wasn't laughing before!

I'm gonna punch him so friggin' hard.

I'm gonna smash his face in!

What the hell do you want?

We want a living wage! And some health insurance! And some flex hours, bitch!

So you want it in the face or...?

No, not my handsome face!

Aw, just kidding, you don't get to pick.

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Frisky Dingo Starter Sentences  Pt. 1

Great, there goes my pen! Great!

Don't say David Arquette to me!

GREAT SCOTT!!

"PC"... ...Stands for "Personal Computer"... I just this moment got that.

You fucking kidnap us, right, you drag us up here, ya shit on every strategy we come up with - and by the way, that web promotion was tiiiiiight, but the bottom line is, you don’t have the fucking budget to run with the big dogs! Now, do you!

If you would, please draw a bath for our lovely guest here. And please get this place decorpsed.

We can't ever go back to Arizona!

Well, I had to pay her off. I can't have some blabbity-mouth hooker running around with my secret identity! That's the first thing they teach you.

Nobody cares about your secret identity!

It's to protect my loved ones.

You don't have any loved ones!

See, I knew you were going to trick me into doing this!

You're the one who paid five million dollars for a blowjob!

Let's kill that son of a bitch!

Oh my God! Health insurance, I need that.

Hey! Tone, of Voice.

What? When did this get here?

Uhh... apparently, it's been here the whole time.

Ahh.. Ah! Ah! I can't... believe that bitch shot me!

If he always throws his food on the floor, how is he so fat?

Shut up. Just shut up and eat the cereal.

Oh I just hate it when people do that. I just want to throw acid in their face.

Look, bad grammar aside, forty million people just saw your postcard.

I wish I had a chest like that. Ba-dum-bum!

I wish I had someone like her growing up.

Dude, save it for group.

Shut up! There's a clear line between entertainment and advertising, and you've bloody well crossed it.

What a colossal waste of time, and I defy this day to get any worse.

I hate this country.

Son-of-a-whore!

[kickass-memes]

The Morning After Sentence Starters

"Get out, get out, get out, get out!"

"Do you remember anything from last night?"

"Why are you in my bed?"

"I'd offer you breakfast, but I think I'm too sore to move."

"So.. Was it good?"

"Who topped?"

"I thought you'd be gone by the time I woke up..."

"I should go."

"This didn't mean anything."

"We shouldn't have done this..."

"Of course I'm freaking out! You're my friend!"

"I'm guessing this was a one time thing?"

"Yeah, yeah, I know how this goes. I'll grab my clothes and get out of here."

"Good morning, hope you don't mind me borrowing your shirt.."

"I made you coffee, did you want some Aspirin?"

"This stays between us."

"Congratulations. You actually convinced me to sleep with you."

"Are you sneaking out on me?"

"So, how much for last night?"

"Holy shit! she's on her way over here right now, she/he CANNOT see you!"

"Don't answer it!"

"Do you have any idea how wrong this was?"

"We're cheaters. We're horrible people. Oh god my mother would be so ashamed of me right now."

"..Do you wanna do this again sometime, maybe?"

[kickass-memes]

hey lil mama lemme whisper in ya ear

Send one of these to my muse and they'll react to having it whispered in their ear. It's a mix of fluff, angst, and nsfw.

"I'm going to kill you."

"You're mine, and mine alone."

"No one's gonna harm you."

"Stay away from me."

"Watch your back."

"Kiss me or kill me, the choice is yours."

"I'm going to make you tremble."

"I love you."

"I hate you."

"By the time I'm done with you the whole block is going to know my name."

"What's that? Cat got your tongue?"

"If you don't leave right now I'm going to kick your ass."

"I want you, now."

"I need you."

"You can't touch me."

"Promise me you'll be gentle."

"You don't make the demands here."

"Stop me if you hate me so much."

"I'm going to tear you inside out."

"Say my name."

"Stay with me, please."

"Don't leave."

"You're the best thing I have."

"Please don't hate me."

"You're all I have left."

"Say that you love me, please I need to hear it."

"Just leave I don't need you."

"Hope is a lie."

"I want to have your babies."

"I want you to have my babies."

[frommemetoyou]

Send my muse descriptions of married life together!

[fearcomeswithimagination-deacti]

Headcanons

[kickass-memes]

Send ✚ for a HEALTH headcanon. Send ♕ for a CHILDHOOD headcanon. Send ✿ for a HAPPINESS headcanon. Send ␛ for an ANGER headcanon. Send ♆ for a BODY headcanon. Send ϡ for a MENTAL STATE headcanon. Send ღ for a LOVE/SEXUALITY headcanon. Send † for a RELIGION headcanon. Send ✄ for a PET PEEVE headcanon. Send ☂ for a FOOD headcanon.

[iamyouralphanow-secondarchive-d]

Send my character one of the following sentences to see how they react:

"I think you look like a twat." "That hat doesn’t suit you." "Why are you looking at me like that?" "If you could be born in any decade, which would it be?" "I like your hair today." "I love you more than words can say." "I’d sooner punch myself in the face than spend the day with you." "I hate every fibre of your being." "Wanna do something today?" "Is six afraid of seven because seven is a prime number?"

[kickass-memes]

send me one for my muse's reaction

"Are we really doing this?"

"Are you doing this to upset me?"

"Friends don't look at each other like that."

"Give me a chance."

"I am not doing that."

"I can prove you wrong."

"I can show you the world."

"I did a bad thing."

"I don't want to love you, but I do."

"I missed you."

"I regret last night."

"I think we can pull through."

"I think you need to get in my bed. Now."

"I thought you were gone forever."

"I want you naked. Now."

"I'm a bad person."

"I'm breaking up with you."

"I'm not who you think I am."

"I'm pregnant."

"If you and I were the only two people alive on the planet, I still wouldn't have sex you."

"Marry me?"

"Please, don't do this."

"Stop yelling at me."

"That outfit would look better on my bedroom floor."

"There is no one I hate more than you."

"This is not fair."

"This is not the time nor place."

"We are not getting a pet."

"We can't do this anymore."

"What are you doing?"

"Who do you think you are?"

"Why are you doing this to me?"

"Why aren't you answering my calls?"

"You shouldn't have done that."

"You'll regret this."

"You're being inappropriate."

"You're the one person I actually trust."

[inboxideas]

People act ever so slightly differently depending on who they are around. Send me a ◭ and I'll tell you something my character does or would likely do around yours that is unique or specialized to their interactions.

[lycannalla]

Peek into my character's past!

[kickass-memes]

Send me a…

— 〆 for a childhood story — ღ for a drabble about a romance/their love life — ⌆ for a story about their family/home life — € for a bad memory that still haunts them — ✢ for a good memory that makes them smile

Or…

Send me a name/place/event or situation from my character’s past and they will just talk about that one thing.

[inboxstuff]

Send me a ∞ for my character’s reaction to a marriage proposal from yours