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charlotte / 20 / call me chernobyl because i'm a disaster

[sthollis-deactivated20180216]

[yourknightofrage]

"I should catch up with Welcome To Night Vale."

- cit. my brain, every like five months or so. with no explanation whatsoever.

[highestnut]

It warms my heart that Robert Irwin is the same goofball his father was

[kyoru-shirbert]

chaotic dumbass

[thatdisasterauthor]

I nearly spit out my fucking drink.

[calebwittebane]

The Elder Scrolls inspired recipes: part 1

bee

Ingredients:

bee

Recipe:

eat

[egberts]

me playing any video game: *does not touch the block button at all throughout the game*

[zireaells]

#no block button we lose like men

[nerdgasrnz]

#dodge or die #there is no block

[hobgoblinhero]

what the fuck is this dodge nonsense? You hit them harder and faster than they hit you and That Is How You Play Video Game

[shockingsuper]

You cant take damage if the enemy is dead

[cryoverkiltmilk]

Don’t talk to me about buffing or debuffing stats either. The only stat that matters is the enemy’s HP, and I am going to debuff it all the way to zero.

[zevbutt]

Next some loser is gonna tell me to use the brake button in a racing game. No I hold accelerate the whole time and either drift or die

[idknewname1]

I have bpd, big penis disorder

[cockhunt]

[mgnovenija]

[conbiniiko]

life sucks. i have no goth friends to dance under overpasses with

[dongstomper-deactivated20161230]

[girlthiefarchive-deactivated202]

all i do is 🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺

[kyda]

accurate

[fuckmountain2-deactivated202204]

[pancakeke]

WHO MADE HIM FEEL LIKE THIS?!?

[joshpeck]

[cornedbeefhashtags]

Charmin’s board of directors right now

[chickenfarmersan]

[vivipuppy]

hey gang im ordering 14 dollars worth of soda and nothing else from my local dominos

im thorsty

[vivipuppy]

He better not fucking have

[musclemancer87]

[meltingregular]

Someone shared this on fb

[disqusting]

[stinkiedinkiedoodles]

[ghiblicentral]

Howl’s moving castle | ハウルの動く城 (2004), dir. Hayao Miyazaki