jgdeus

Belgian ° he/him ° 2000 ° Radiology Nurse. ¦ Growing as a human bean. ¦

[girlwithapomegranate-deactivate]

thank you for following me I have nothing to offer

[podcastwizard]

literally drinking a beer by the lake and still opened tumblr. some of us are beyond saving

[innerchildabortionclinic]

interesting kink assortment on the dash

[hound-0451]

...the slug one made me choke on my fucking drink imfggggggg

[shed-n-shine]

Why this got me boppin at my desk tho lol

[nanaluvbug]

i saw this video and had to draw her check out afrococoapuffs, she’s amazing!

[felixcloud6288]

Listening to a podcast

"Let's take a word from our sponsor."

*Skip ahead a minute* "You can-"

*Skip ahead a minute* "Use code-"

*Skip ahead a minute* "300,000-"

*Skip ahead a minute* "300,000-"

*Skip ahead a minute* "T-shirts-"

*Skip ahead a minute* "Motherfuck-"

*Go back 15 seconds*

[felixcloud6288]

Oh we're all feeling this one aren't we?

[kitsuleif]

[earhartsease]

and that much ado? it's about nothing

[loveridden1999]

top 3 hobbies for young adults:

1. borrowing misery from future

2. carrying grief of the past

3. agonizing over the present

[mousegirlheart]

[notahorseindisguise]

you and I were like. pees in a pod. oops sorry i accidentally peed in your pod. anyway as i was saying you and i are pretty fucking similar

[naotarou]

[whitachi]

[ayatollahsmegmafactory]

Perfect shoes for when you need to shit in the club

[cyanocittae]

my friend keeps sending the groupchat voice notes of her eating bussy and calling it "asmr"..... bro go study for your physics exam 😭

[cyanocittae]

hi sorry uh. incredible miscommunication on my part lmfao.

my bad yall

[whysp]

[cupcraft]

You never know what color pallette someone's Tumblr is till ppl are screenshotting posts and tags

[aropride]

do u like mine

[cupcraft]

Oh wow.

[cupcraft]

Some people on tumblr are reading ancient scrolls and you'd never know

[activityenjoyer]

Hi, it’s me, your Flix Bus driver. I heard some of you back there asking why we’re on this dirt road in the middle of a cow pasture if this is supposed to be a direct line from Berlin to Munich. To that I say: you all need to mind your own damn business and look at the fucking moo cows.

[egberts]

my misleadingly huge butter

[cals-calzones]

and i been liiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiicking it.

[paverics]

“my father is a boy and my mother is a girl so i’m mixed” is the funniest possible response to someone asking your gender and it came from 6’5 Viking footballer and notable weird little guy Erling Haaland on a Snapchat

[paverics]

comedians can only dream of writing something this funny

[vonclosen]

like it actually does not matter how leftist you are in your politics, if you are on native land (and i don’t just mean reserves or reservations. you know exactly what i mean.) and you are not listening to native people and doing the work to decolonize your own ideology and perspective on the world, if you are not making an effort to learn that colonialism of all forms is bad, it does not matter. you are still a settler. you are still a colonizer. fucking listen to us.