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I can't believe that jian yi's ass could split open the walnut, but mo couldn't with his hands. Does that mean jian yi's ass is the strongest? lol

Hello, Dear Anon and I was like...

I missed that important point...

THE FUCK JIAN’S ASS IS MADE OFF

I am no experimental physicist, but damn, I am sure that there is no formula for a type of force which could explain why this damn nut (walnut, exactly) broke under that type of pressure.

Like.. HOW. JY, WHAT DID YOU DO WITH THAT ASS? WHAT THAT TRAINING WITH QIU MADE TO YOUR BUTT MUSCLES?? I HAVE QUESTIONS!!

It’s kinda double funny from my perspective as person raised and educated in Poland (HERE IS A LONG “BY THE WAY SECTION, YOU ALL DON’T NEED TO READ THAT) bc there is some writer from the end of 19th century, called Henryk Sienkiewicz, and he was writing, typical for that period, historical, epic, bombastic novels. He was talented to the point that even today these books are  nice adventure, historical stories. One of the books was about 15th century Poland shit, called “Teutonic knights”, so yeah, a lot about medieval kingdom, war with other kingdom, knights... And there was a second romantic interest of main hero (spoilers, first one died), Jagienka, who was shown in book as untypical lady for that time: big, strong, brave, independed, hunting with man and legit killing the bear when they where in the trouble ect.

And there is in local pop-culture old joke: people says there is a sentence in  “ Teutonic knights”  that Jagienka was so strong, that  she could CRASH A WALNUT WITH HER BUTTCHEEKS. 

My friend legit believed in that and she was was so disappoined when she read all the story and there was no sentence like that, lol.

So, ok, Jian is Jagienka now, HE CRUSHED A WALNUT BY HIS BUTTCHEEKS. Period.

Than you for attention.

[kiddaruu]

probably no one would care but the green outher part of a walnut is quite soft actually. You can just slide it open once there is a crack formed. The real BOSS is the nut itself. WHICH BTW that nut they gone all that trouble to open was not fully grown so the only thing they would get is a sour nut kekw. tho if you get into the trouble to peel off the sour skin its crunchy and delightful (jian yi iron cheeks for not breaking his butt after sitting on a walnut)

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Welcome to Australia...

Where an already endangered species is on the brink of functional extinction...

Oh, and 500 million animals unique to this country have already lost their lives, upon homes that have been destoryed and lives lost of people as well...

I mean... we're only living in a literal inferno...

415 fires. Fuck are we dying...

Oh yeah and people are just fleeing to the damn ocean, you know?

Do you want to know what Hell on Earth looks like..?

Because there it is in all it's unfiltered, firey rage...

There it is... my home from space...

This is only the beginning. Our country has not only entered a new decade, it seems a new dawning era as well, because this flaming apocalypse doesn't show any sign of stopping any time soon.

And you know what saddens me? I've never seen Australian tragedies trending here on this website. I mean it's been going on for months and only now does it seem to really be getting recognized, even if it is only at #9.

And I'm going to be honest with you here - the internet, and media in general is so American centric, this website being no exception. You'd think that an entire continent being on fire for several months with devastating consequences would have more recognition, but no, it really doesn't. The most notes I've ever seen on a post about the Australian fires is at least a few thousand, and that's about it.

So just... please. If you can, with this post or any other post in regards to the fires going on down here, reblog. Because the only thing that should be spreading like wildfire, is a post about a burning country...

[feralrosie]

Regarding the Amazon Rainforest

I barely have followers here, but here we go:

The Amazon Rainforest has been burning for the last 16 days straight. The Brazilian government says the wildfire is caused by the winter itself, since it doesn't rain a lot there... in a rainforest. It is actually, partially true. Winter is indeed a dry season and wildfires may happen, specially close to the Cerrado (a brazilian biome similar to the african Savanna), but what they're not telling us is that:

The deforestation has increased 80% since last year

The native peoples and animals are being slaughtered for their lands (legally protected green areas)

The government is hiding and lying about scientific data, saying that environmentalists and NGOs are communists trying to destroy the nation. They are brainwashing people to think that sustainability is terrible for the economy

Our Minister of Environment is couldn't care less about the environment and is only there to support the livestock producers and give them what they want. The President and his Minister won't put a single dollar on environmental safety

The wildfires are just so huge that its black smoke and ashes reached the skies of São Paulo, a state over 2.000 kilometers away from the Amazon.

We are hostages or our own government

I could just keep going all night about how our environment is being threatened by this new government. We need every single help we can possibly can.

Please don't let this go unseen. Search for yourself, talk to people about it, make noise, be angry and be scared. Let the world know about it and demand action. This is not about Brazil, is about the planet. The Amazon Rainforest is one of the most important biomes in the world, being responsible for the climate, rains, biodiversity, carbon sequestration and life itself.

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