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I think it's funniest if Luke and Anakin have completely opposite opinions on sand actually

Anakin: I don't like sand, it's course and rough and irritating and it gets everywhere UGH

Luke: I like sand. Reminds me of home. The good old days when all I had to worry about was not being allowed to go to tosche station to pick up some power converters :') I would happily take a sand bath

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#This is canon

Have you been diagnosed with wet, sopping moral ambiguity? If you've been scrunklified or blorbitized, you may be entitled to compensation.

The fear that having a scar across my face would somehow make me even prettier

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This hit me like a ton of bricks. There’s another scene in this comic that really put it into perspective for me, it’s a Vader point of view scene, flashbacks of scenes from The Phantom Menace and Attack of the Clones where he was so afraid to lose his mother and then his wife that it was drawing a straight line to his fall to the dark side, which perfectly illustrated George Lucas’ commentary on Anakin’s story and why he fell. Then I get to this page. Another Vader point of view, the red boxes on black backgrounds that are inside his head. “My son. I sense your anguish. You still cannot bear the thought of losing your friends. Good. Now you’re ready… to learn what real fear is.” OHHHHHH THAT SHIT HIT LIKE A BRICK TO THE FACE. Anakin Skywalker, the core theme of his fall to the dark side, was his fear of losing his mother, losing his wife, losing his Master, losing his apprentice, losing his friends–he knows what that kind of gibbering fear is like and how deep it can cut. No one knows better than Darth Vader how powerful a weapon he’s just been handed. He knows it because it’s the weapon that was turned on him to draw him to the dark side. Luke’s fears for Han and Leia–and Vader will use this exact same trick again in Return of the Jedi and it will scrape away at Luke’s resolve, when Vader threatens Leia, that’s when Luke bursts into angry attacks, Vader senses his fear and anger then too–Vader is going to do to Luke what Palpatine did to him. This is why Obi-Wan and Yoda were wary on Dagobah–I recently rewatched that scene and their big point is that Luke’s not ready emotionally, that every step of the way he’s demonstrated he falls prey to his fears and defeatism, like in the cave when faced with the fearful vision of Vader, like when trying to lift the X-Wing out of the swamp. This is why Obi-Wan says, “Luke, I don’t want to lose you to the Emperor the way I lost Vader.” Because that unmastered fear for your loved ones is the tool that took down Anakin and now he’s going to use that same tool on Luke–and that’s the theme of Star Wars, that you have to master your fear, that’s Luke Skywalker’s journey, that he wasn’t born perfectly in control of himself, that even good people can fall prey to fear. There was a real chance it could happen, because Vader was an expert in knowing how to wield fear, no one knew better than him how deep that fear could cut.

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Darth Vader | illustrated by Alex Maleev

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I like to think that the Skywalkers will just be going about their days and out of nowhere, they just say the most batshit things.

Shmi, working witth a customer: “Yeah, this hyperdrive works pretty — the twin suns above us occasionally posess people for the sole purpose of making them worse or better, but no one knows which until the end of their day when the consequences of their actions come back to swallow them whole — well, but there’s a chip in the paint, so that will lower the cost-“

Anakin, in some Jedi class: “Sometimes the center of Coruscant speaks to me. It tells me horrible things that have happened. It tells me about the wars waged and the blood shed and the loves lost to make the planet what it is today. It tells me of the past and how that past will one day come to haunt us all, we who accept the gifts of the past without care for what it took to get them. The answer is twenty-three.”

Luke, hanging out with his friends on Tatooine: “I don’t know, this seems like a bad idea… The krayt dragon is on the hunt, tonight. It hungers for fresh flesh and it thirsts for blood to quench its desire for violence. If it finds a human, the human will be no more in more than just body. The very spirit will be devoured alongside, and the screams of those eaten by the krayt dragon are audible to those who listen in the dead of night.”

Leia, speaking to the rebels: “Remember, don’t do anything stupid. If this Rebellion fails than the powers that be will be forced to try again and again and again, endlessly, until the Empire and its Emperor are squashed. The powers that be mourn for those who have been lost, but billions more will be lost if the Emperor continues on his tyrannical reign of terror. The powers of the universe demand his blood, demand his death, demand that we take from him all that he has taken from us… If you see anything weird, report it in and come back.”

Like, I just think they’re all unhinged but whenever anyone asks what they were talking about, they’re all just like “? What do you mean? I don’t remember saying anything weird” not because they don’t remember but because they just think it’s normal for the Force to speak through them every once in a while, it happens to everyone (it does not)

#Unreal how real this is