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you can take one man’s trash to another man’s treasure but you can’t make it drink

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Fun fact: the blending of idioms or cliches is called a malaphor.

My personal favorite is “We’ll burn that bridge when we get to it.”

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I’m rather fond of “It’s not rocket surgery” and “not the sharpest egg in the attic,” but my all-time favourite is, “…until the cows freeze over.”

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You’ve opened this can of worms, now lie in it,

#( isms. )

f--o--r--e--v--e--r

#( aes. )#repetition //

LOUD AND ANNOYING ‌:

❝ I’m only LOUD because you don’t LISTEN when I’m NOT yelling right at ya ! ❞ then speaking quieter ( but not by much, she was still basically yelling ), ❝ Now would’ya tell me who you are before I BLAST you out of the treehouse ?! ❞

❝ numbuh 1600 , top espionage agent in the kids next door ? current leader of sector v ? ❞ arms cross , raising a brow at the girl . just who did she think she was yelling at him like that ? ❝ who’re YOU ? ❞

#( verse / 001. )#fervdly

TOUCH CHICK :

“ Nah, not really. I’m just doing it the third time this week so I could practice biking next! ” Yep, she’s a very tough chick. “ Do you skate a lot? Maybe we could be skating buddies!! ”

❝ man , i wish ! ❞ he huffs , shoving his hands in his hoodie pockets and lightly kicking the ground . ❝ my parents would kill me . especially if i got hurt --- i sorta have to keep up an appearance , y’know ? ❞

#( verse / 001. )#queenlkki

‘ i’m gonna be doing a little confectionary extraction. ‘

NIGEL QUOTES !

❝ i wouldn’t do that if i were you — it may look good but my mom’s baking SUCKS . it’s better to go grab somethin’ from the store . ❞

#fervdly #( verse / 001. )#( ask. )

‘ eating is a waste of my valuable time. ‘ ‘ creamy peanut-butter?! what ever happened to standards! ‘ ‘ i prefer the word “proactive.” ‘ ‘ we’ll have to acquire some of these bras so we can analyze them for weaknesses. ‘ ‘ it’s all a LIE!!! EVERYTHING YOU KNOW IS A LIE!!!! ‘ ‘ i don’t make trash i just burn it. ‘ ‘ the party’s about to start. ‘ ‘ [ name ], (he/she/they) attacked you?! ‘ ‘ it has to be a trap. ‘ ‘ and just WHERE do you think you’re going? ‘ ‘ now we can stock up on microwave burritos and slushies!. ‘ ‘ you were the best there was! ‘ ‘ one spoon? we’ll need more than THAT! ‘ ‘ follow my lead. ‘ *proceeds to run away and scream* ‘ let’s get that cheese! ‘ ‘ i’m gonna be doing a little confectionary extraction. ‘ ‘ SCHOOLS! haha... they’re trying to keep us INSIDE to brainwash us! ‘ ‘ where do babies come from? ‘ ‘ what did they do to you?! ‘ ‘ pack your things and let’s get out of here! ‘ ‘ let’s move out. ‘

#rp meme #sentence starters #ok to rb.