sore from the fog

Em, them/they

[2qo]

[2qo]

press f

[2qo]

oh yeah by the way nothing happened today. a bug landed on my leg but thats it

[water-mellie-seeds]

Ahskajdishzidhdij KOKIHCHI

[snowradish]

Steven Universe is so funny can you imagine being born and inheriting your parents war crimes

[tonysopranobignaturals-deactiva]

[plasticxocean-deactivated202405]

if u hug me from behind i will push my butt against ur dick

[argumate]

ur making this heimlich manoeuvre real awkward bro

[istanbul-not-constantinople]

behold…

absolute unit

[istanbul-not-constantinople]

[the-greentext-guy]

[ultreit-3]

Kings

[gigifiedtimeturner]

Y'all really gonna post this and not post the continuation?

[ryangoslingofficial-deactivated]

[hotvampireadjacent]

that child is now dead

[peachy-saffic]

uhh literally that’s not true.  according to the update this child is on the autism spectrum, and he was given the opportunity to meet the artistic director.  don’t spread misinformation.  many orchestras are becoming more inclusive and less snobby.

[ryangoslingofficial-deactivated]

thanks i was worried the orchestra killed the child

[sonic-gems-collection]

I know that this is an article on the normal behaviour of goliath frogs, but i like to interpret the headline as if its reporting on a single event where the single biggest frog in the world just got up and built a pond

[kidfromsorrow]

Are you homosexual

Yeah

[godslush]

Might as well keep going.

[bearie]

hello kitty doesn’t like xanax or knives or blood or any of those awful things your post with her! she likes apple pie, baking cookies, and her friends and that’s that!

[shitpostinguniverse]

[tacticalgrandma]

I’m noticing some themes with these winter skins

[spiderwing]

Aquaman can manipulate and control the seas, oceans and their creatures, and therefore controlling 71% of the earth’s surface, while also having full knowledge of the massive unexplored percentage of said oceans, and yet he is a laughing stock in popular media while a billionaire furry with a bdsm kink who fights clowns is seen as a badass please explain

[seriousfic]

[danguy96]

The 70s weren’t very kind to Aquaman.

[chickenfarmersan]

[antique-scarecrow]

i fucking lost it when she opened the fridge

[ewaneneollav]

[petbud]

[scorty]

these hozier lyrics slap

[weirdkev27]

[glazecake]

drysoapasmr on ig

[shibbabes]

Mmm lettuce

[quaadude]

Minecraft salad

[creaturey]

i’m reading mattress topper reviews on amazon and i just love this one…. who are these variously shaped gays

[gorejock]

the sizes of the second two are literally fucking crazy. i cant even wrap my head around this. 

[plasmalogical]

the 4'9 guy has 25 pounds on the 6'7 guy

[wetorturedsomefolks]

this man’s boyfriends are waluigi and wario