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Matt, He/They. Beware all ye who enter here, for bullshit shall ye find. Mostly just reblogging memes n shit. Not very active these days.

[swampdriinker]

[hannahp0calypse]

watching Seven Samurai

[athena-cat-wizard-official]

i wonder how many they'll need

[butch-witches-deactivated202412]

i hesitate even to speculate

[escuerzoresucitado]

[servuscallidus]

I'm going to *remembers suicide is often not a desire for death itself but rather an attempt to radically change one's life because the current state of being has become unbearable but the person can't think of any way to change it other than death* kill myself

[finneroo]

I am a violin maker learning to tattoo so here is a banana with the decoration from the Hellier Strad violin

[nyaa]

I am unemployed

[charl0ttan]

imagine two gnome movers carrying a giant strawberry out to a truck. whimsical scene, huh? well this was during the gnome recession. not so funny or charming any more is it

[seshrat]

"getting laid" is very hot and sexy. "getting off"? great news as well. so you would think "getting laid off" would be wonderful news for your penis. but alas

[blemgoid]

for sale ogre club never swung

[infectiouspiss]

borders between countries aren't real btw we just made them up. there's no such thing as an "immigrant" we're all just people moving around on the same planet that we've always moved around on

[infectiouspiss]

all borders are imaginary and should be abolished even the physical borders of the sea don't count all you need is a boat this is OUR planet and nobody is illegal anywhere no movement should never be restricted nobody owns any land nobody can stop you from existing on the planet you live on landlords should be shot in the streets

[charl0ttan]

nighttime was invented so you could unlock special emotions that make you feel better and worse at the same time

[hoatdoags]

Nighttime is for smoking a goint with my dog

He likes when a smokem goint because we run around and chase each other

[charl0ttan]

fuck yesss 👍

[charbottan]

literally every music genre has at least one album that will absolutely change your life if you give it a shot

[alteredfreak]

[theconcealedweapon]

[anxeious]

[dumbpuppyfag]

can we all agree that it's pathetic when so-called "friends" try to sabotage your opportunities? you're clearly jealous that the amulet of eternal darkness chose me and no amount of "please fight it, i know you're still in there somewhere" is going to change that. crab bucket mentality. grow up.

[apocryphics]

oh ok

[gorps]

[pochowek]

[slimegirlnuclei]

[cosmiccatboyfriend]

[manjaro-official]

"oh boy I sure wish there were a fast, free and private alternative to google chrome"

the humble mozilla firefox: