Dakota Pine

Oc blog/red dead redemption outlaw for life/gay as fuck/18+/artist/writer|search for about me to see my oc profile

[itspapillonnoir-deactivated2023]

[theclashofqueens]

The Witcher (2019)

[kieranduffysboyfriend]

((Charles dance needs to play, Emhyr, his character in this if he doesn’t I’m gunna be upset lol))

[orphic-mysteries]

[detournementsmineurs]

Memento Mori ring, England, late 17th to early 18th Century.

[spacedewey]

You could put a Skittle in there

[saga1419]

Wouldnt a ring like this meant to be used to carry a little poison?

[chuckletons]

ah! but consider: you could put a Skittle in there

[bisopod]

peter cushing and a friend in i, monster (1971)

[m-eltedplastic]

sun down at clemens point

[kieranduffysboyfriend]

“Aww look at my butter cup that beautiful sunset”

[mysticflowrr]

[valtsv]

[herrstrauss]

if you don’t like him, then i can’t help you

[az-valentine]

*purrs* gorgeous man... 😍💕

[yourplayersaidwhat]

Our half-elf fighter is a bodyguard for our elf cleric noble.

Half-elf fighter: I spend most of my time protecting the douche there. DM (as NPC): Is that his official title? Elf cleric: It’s DUKE!!! He always mispronounces it!!

[saprophetic]

im right

[animekath]

I’ve seen people drawing Rdr2 characters as animals, so I got an idea for Kieran. *deep breath*…A Weasel/Ferret Kieran..!

[absynthe--minded]

iconic parts of lord of the rings that sadly didn’t make it into the films:

Frodo and Sam getting into a fight about rope

Gandalf and Aragorn tag-team sassing a convalescent Merry about the location of his pack

the massive intra-Fellowship fight about how fair or unfair it is for people to be blindfolded

“DO AS YOU PLEASE IN YOUR MADNESS! I WISH TO SEE NO EYES!”

Legolas coming all the way from Mirkwood to deliver bad news and get bitched at by Glóin

Bilbo’s passive-aggressive notes to his annoying relatives

Aragorn and Éomer leaning on their swords to take a break and chat in the middle of a fight (twice)

Saruman appearing out of nowhere and harassing the Three Hunters like a DND random encounter

the disco ball/oil slick/sequin robes

basically every time Ioreth or the Master of the Houses of Healing says anything

Pippin jumping into his bath and soaking literally everyone

Bilbo’s song about Eärendil and Aragorn trying to gently point out that some topics of conversation are Sensitive

Frodo deciding that the best way to be inconspicuous is with a loud obnoxious song about when the Moon got drunk

feel free to add your own

[hermitmoss]

Gimli threatening to fight Eomer to the death over which girl was the prettiest

Bilbo talking way too much at the Council of Elrond and asking for lunch while Elrond puts his diplomat face on

“i liked white better”

[sleepingreader]

- legolas enthusiastically singing a song and then forgetting the rest of it - that tree that’s happy with the fire - Legolas basically bitching about how young the rest is and almost literally saying that fangorn is old as balls - Gimli breaking into song and then refusing to talk about it - Aragorn carrying around a broken sword like #aesthetic

[bookshelfdreams]

- Aragirn throwing a hissy fit when he us asked to leave his sword outside before seeing king Theoden - Gimli waxing poetic about how absolutely beautiful the caverns beneath Helms Deep are and asking Legolas to come see them with him to which Legolas replies “I would literally rather die” - Legolas complaining about the Galadhrim’s terrible accents - Everyone being gifted with cool stuff by Galadriel except Sam who gets a box full of dirt - Saruman taking over the Shire and becoming a brutal dictator

[bramblepatch]

Merry, Pippin, Sam, and Fatty conspiring to help Frodo, who thinks he is being so secretive and tragic about his plans to leave the Shire and fooling exactly no one.

Yes, there was a fifth member of the hobbit posse who helped plan but didn’t go questing with them and his name was Fredegar “Fatty” Bolger.

Also Farmer Maggot was totally chill and invited them to dinner.

Pippin being explicitly a minor by hobbit standards.

Aragorn refusing to come to the feast at Rivendell, implicitly because if you get him, Arwen, and Elrond in the same room shit gets real awkward.

Aragorn refusing to enter Minas Tirith because he doesn’t want to be king yet.

After Denethor self-immolates while holding the Palantir, it’s canonically, like, super hard to get that particular seeing stone to show you anything except burning hands.

[mistergandalf]

“And now leave me in peace for a bit! I don’t want to answer a string of questions while I am eating. I want to think!“ “Good Heavens!” said Pippin. “At breakfast?”

[lesbianpervinca]

Aragorn: Sir, that’s my emotional support sword

[heroofthreefaces]

Aragorn surrenders his sword to Theoden’s guards but Gandalf contrives to keep his staff via Istari Mind Trick

[animate-mush]

Um, hello, Sam’s box of dirt is the MOST POWERFUL AND SIGNIFICANT of the gifts.

Among other things, all the other gifts were intended to be used during the Quest. But Sam’s box of dirt represents the hope and promise that there will be an After the Quest at all…which is in no way certain. It’s the promise that war and struggle and the current darkness is not the whole of existence

And…oh my god, I just realized this… it’s a direct answer to Sam’s Vision in the Mirror (which he describes to her in detail). That box of dirt specifically solves the problem that almost makes Sam give up the quest

The idea of divided loyalty/being pulled in opposing directions is central to Sam’s character (in a way I have literally never thought about before) and the box of dirt is the universe not extracting the opportunity cost of his choices - he can complete the Quest and save the Shire. Sam is fraught with difficult choices and is allowed to have it both ways.

…oh my god his name means Half

[absynthe--minded]

I have never reblogged this post once despite it containing some of my favorite Tolkien content on this website. Never until now.

I have missed this on every reading of the books, and holy shit, guys.

[karkkidoeswriting]

Legolas just walking on the snow while the rest of the fellowship are freezing while going through it and being a lil bitch about it.

[refuzz]

The clock: 10:33 AM

My ADHD ass: Shit. It’s almost 11 AM. Which means it’s almost 12 PM. Which means it’s practically 3:00 in the afternoon. Where has the day gone??? Guess nothing got done today……

[brynwrites]

Something to repeat to yourself in the shower:

My stories are not for everyone. 

My stories will bore some readers. Some readers will hate them. Some won’t understand, won’t connect the dots, won’t relate to the characters. Some won’t because they can’t, some won’t because they don’t want to, but most won’t simple because my stories just aren’t for them.

My stories aren’t for everyone.

My stories are for me.

And they’re for the readers who will love them. They’re for the reader who have already loved them. For the readers who will see what I see in them and feel the characters and the world the way I do. They’re for the readers who wanted these stories before they even knew they existed. They’re for the readers they’ll make smile, the readers they’ll stick with, and the readers they’ll save.

And just because my stories aren’t for everyone doesn’t make them worth any less to the people they are for. 

Not everyone likes butterflies. Not everyone likes spiders. But the people who love those creatures more than anything else would lose a part of themselves if they didn’t exist. 

So no, my stories are not for everyone. But that doesn’t matter. 

Because they’re for someone, and to that someone, they’re irreplaceable.

[dutchalicious]

tag 20 followers you’d like to get to know better <3

Tagged by @moonshinecowboah HEY GIRL I SEE YOU LOVE YOUR BLOG LETS BE FRIENDS

Nickname: Most people call me Tiff. Sometimes people call me Tiffy. I used to get called Janko a lot in high school

Gender: Female

Astrological sign: Virgo

Height: I say 5′5 but in reality I’m more like 5′4 and a half

Sexuality: Straight

Hogwarts house: Slytherin all the wayyy

Favourite animal(s): LLAMAS AND ALPACAS but also tigers, wolves, dogs, and sloths

Number of blankets: Somewhere between like 7 and 9. Its excessive but I don’t really care. I really like blankets like a lot

Where I’m from: New York, New York bb 

ask @thieves-landing about my timbs and how I pronounce water

Dream Trip: Iceland but also Montenegro to see where my dad is from

When I created this account: I think like 2014 or 2015 but this is the most active its been since I created it

Why I started this account: Originally it was a personal blog because I abandoned my first personal blog after I graduated high school. Now its for my favorite cowboahs 

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[kieranduffysboyfriend]

Nickname: sonni, purple Padawan, mouse, Madi,

Gender: FtM

Sign: Sagittarius

Height: 5’2

Sexuality: Pansexual

Hogwarts house: Hufflepuff or Slytherin

Favorite animal: mice, gerbils, pandas, octopuses

Number of blankets: 5 (also I have 11 pillows on my bed)

Where I’m from: Toledo, Ohio

Dream trip: can I go to middle earth?

When I created this account: ummm like a few months ago?

Why I created this account: to rp RDR2 and enjoy the content.

[ask-reddead]

Mrs Abigail, I, Cadalyn, just have to confess I love you so much, you beautiful sweet angel, I wish you’d leave John and go with me and be a couple. I’d treat you like the queen you are. I’d teach Jack and you how to swim and I’d help teach you to read. We’d have the domesticated life you wanted and the best part is I’m not an outlaw.

Oh, wow… I… don’t quite know what to say.

aHEM? Don’t you???

…

… d… d-don’t you?

Of course I do, ya damn idiot.

I… I’m so very flattered by your kindness, please believe me, but… I can’t just leave my husband. I love him, as frustrating and moronic as he is. Thank you for being so… so darn nice to me. I’ve never really had anyone that…

Thank you.

[myboah]

The red dead fandom has… really slowed down in the past few weeks and it makes me really sad. I love this fandom and I’m sad to see it slow down, because it’s a great community full of amazing artists and lovely people.

But if y’all wanna give this post a like, and you’re a red dead blog, I’ll give you a follow to liven my dash again!