Meow

Just a little artist trying to make it in the big city

[crobat]

it was funnier in my head

[roadwhores]

by jeremy ville

[maudlingoblin]

the timeless mantra of long-distance friendships:

[crimsonflowerz]

was so well-behaved the dentist let me put my fingers in his mouth too

[azspot]

“Rich kids should go to public schools. The mayor should ride the subway to work. When wealthy people get sick, they should be sent to public hospitals. Business executives should have to stand in the same airport security lines as everyone else. The very fact that people want to buy their way out of all of these experiences points to the reason why they shouldn’t be able to. Private schools and private limos and private doctors and private security are all pressure release valves that eliminate the friction that would cause powerful people to call for all of these bad things to get better. The degree to which we allow the rich to insulate themselves from the unpleasant reality that others are forced to experience is directly related to how long that reality is allowed to stay unpleasant. When they are left with no other option, rich people will force improvement in public systems. Their public spirit will be infinitely less urgent when they are contemplating these things from afar than when they are sitting in a hot ER waiting room for six hours themselves.”

— Everyone Into The Grinder

[kosmogrl]

you’re telling me it’s sunday night?

[importantcatpics]

[feminist-space]

[feminist-space]

[jovialgnomejpeg]

ragebaiting my miis by feeding them a single stray pixel

[sleepdeprivedsurgeon]

funniest thing to ever happen was when my boyfriend put on the first episode of columbo (which i'd never seen) but he wouldn't tell me what show it was he would only say "you'll get it when he shows up." but a fun fact about the first episode of columbo is that he doesn't show up for 32 minutes and when he does, he silently walks into the room with a cigar and does a little pose and goes "hi i'm columbo."

[catchymemes]

[can-i-make-image-descriptions]

[Image ID: Tweet from beef strokin off (@/ tavia_cw) reading: i'm simultaneously tired of this grandpa and aware thats too damn bad /End ID]

[rabbitkinglune777]

Cerberus fashion 🐺

[rabbitkinglune777]

they are a plural metaphor and also lesbians

[rabbitkinglune777]

another thing is that yes they take turns wearing clothes, eating certain foods, and doing certain hobbies. they often fight over it too but Darce keeps the two in check.

[rabbitkinglune777]

MORE LORE SORRY: they have to eat at least 3x their weight especially during hibernation season. they require so much fur brushing, and lastly, they are 13ft tall

[batmanshole]

crisp glass of water moodboard

[queercomposer]

JEN D'QUEER??? IS ANYONE HERE JEN D'QUEER???

[rappersdoingnormalshit-blog]

[st3fan00]

Why Wayne got socks in the jacuzzi

[whitegirlsaintshit]

those are his hooves you bitch

[professionalchaoticdumbass]

happy 10 years of those are his hooves you bitch

[whitegirlsaintshit]

why the FUCK am i still on here

[nianeyna]

[pathos-logical]

[ID: Image one is a photo of Lil Wayne in a pool at a party. He is wearing socks, which underwater look very much like hooves.

Image two is a gif of the Ninth Doctor from Doctor Who shouting joyously, “Just this once, everybody lives!” End ID]

[driftwoodsix]

still living with my parents as an adult is just like. i'm grateful to not have to pay for groceries. i have to get out of here. i'm grateful to have a roof over my head and not have to pay rent. i have to get out of here. i'm grateful to not have to worry about sending out endless job applications that all lead to nowhere. i have to get out of here. i'm grateful i'm grateful i'm so fucking grateful. i have to get out of here

[yanguang]