When The World Ends

Hi, there! My aesthetic is I do what I want

[sexhaver]

its only a bi 3 way if you take it in the ass while fucking a woman anything else is straight

so 3 dudes IS straight? thank god, i can finally settle this argument once and for all

[sexhaver]

the council has spoken

[gunsandfireandshit]

[titkoks]

obsessed with the line “if i can continue to be a minor nuisance to the forces of nature trying to decompose me, i’m gonna consider that a win. the wheel of time will continue to turn, and i with it, like a nail in a tire”

[kill-cry-die]

Grandma wtf

[kill-cry-die]

Wtf²

[lavender-melancholy]

[elves-lover-69]

sauron teaching elves how to make ring

[iguessyouregonnamissthepantyraid]

never forget the time my best friend mentioned that the green bay packers are the only team without an owner because they’re owned by the city of green bay, and i was like “oh yeah i knew that!” and then i, in the face of his entirely understandable surprise at my knowledge of this weirdly obscure football fact, had to explain that it’s because my brain still retains about 90% of the dialogue from the 2007 cult classic nickelodeon series danny phantom

[phantomrose96]

[meltingangels]

[sawasawako-archived]

link to thread

[guerrillatech]

[kaban-bang]

[broken-clover]

One of my favorite things to do in Pokemon SwSh is to spam Dynamax Meowth with the Amulet Coin until it caps out so whenever I beat someone it looks like they’re having a crisis over the fact that I just stole their entire bank account

[funnytwittertweets]

[latinotiktok]

[whitepeopletwitter]

[sem-boi]

I know it’s kind of suggesting it but this is exactly why businessmen (people) should not be politicians. Running a country is to benefit the people running a business is to benefit shareholders. Their “skills” are not interchangeable

[flipocrite]

Framing the USPS as a poor business rather than a public service is propaganda.

[noroithecurse2005-deactivated20]

[androgynouscollectivekingdom]

Get you one who can do both 😍

[hemi528i]

[ohboy-herewegoagain]

[eggpuffs]

WHY IS THIS SO FUNNY