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elfstrogenized

You are perma tf'd into the first pokemon you generate on this website, how happy are you wit your new form

dreamyfreakout

hell yea..

#ceruledge #lucky roll!#or I guess not bc I'm stuck with flaming knife hands #I look cool but at what cost...#pokemon

storm-of-feathers

yeah yeah rainbow capitalism is bad and whatever but like. when I was a child, being pro gay was not the popular or lucrative choice. I'm happy that times have changed.

storm-of-feathers

I miss rainbow capitalism. I do. I miss when it felt like public opinion was still pro gay. I understand it was always an empty gesture, but it mattered in a sense of knowing how socially acceptable being queer is. If that makes sense.

#it's a reflection of the mass market #it points to where the general public is #and if nothing else I think queer people deserve tacky slop too

AHAHAHAHAHA FINALLY AFTER ALL THAT GRINDING THIS GLITTERY BASTARD IS MINEEEEE

But, truly, the biggest prize is that poor Donnie can finally take a goddamn nap after getting the ectoplasm stomped out of him about a hundred times in a row (not exaggerating, it was just shy of 100) I will buy him several steaks as an apology.

#neopets this was great. never fucking do it again #neopets #op back on her bullshit

adobe-outdesign

"what is Neopets about" well currently Neopets.com is where we send thousands of pets out as mass sacrifices to grind down an eldritch abomination that literally has 1 billion HP

#I WILL FORCE MY DOG TO CHUG HEALING POTIONS LIKE A DRUNK #I WILL GET THAT FUCKING WAND #Donnie has gotten his ass kicked about eighty times now but we're still going at it #apparently they're not gonna refresh the boss HP after this round so if I don't grind now I might not get the chance #thankfully Donnie cannot die from the constant physical trauma bc he is already a ghost #neopets

cherrypikkins

Time to clean the blorbo! Pick an action

gently run a lintroller over them

steam clean

handwash only

machine wash hot, longest cycle

use a power washer

sandblast them

let them stay filthy

other

Voting ended onJun 3

plz reblog for sampo size

streetfarterturdstrike

Holds Ryu and Ken in place while Luke sand blasts them

#sometimes it's fun to imagine holding them like a rescue kitten and gently rinsing them off #some of them would probably appreciate being powerwashed though #poll

kuropin

What if they had some kind of Sleepover adventure

#I love that gangle is the only one wearing something that could be considered 'sexy' pajamas #and she is made of noodle #comfy gang #tadc

mlarayoukai-archive

You didn't pre-order that figure that had a pre order window of 2 weeks 6 years ago and how it's $700 on ebay

mlarayoukai-archive

You didn't know about the ip because it was popular when you were 7 and the only official plushie tgat was ever made in 2008 is $50000 on mercari

#so mad at myself for not buying that baby aisha youtooz bc it was adorable but it's so hard to find

thatgirlonstage

Ao3 subscriptions are so fucking wild to me. Every time I write my silly fanfictions and post them 124 people get an email just to let them know that this idiot is posting their fanfictions again. I send 124 people an email every time I write smut. Imagine sending 124 physical letters out just to be like “hello everyone, I put some guys we made up in our heads through the horrors again.” Absolutely absurd. I am kissing all of you on the lips.

#tbh I forget account subscriptions are a thing #so it's kind of a revelation to realize that about 330 people are immediately aware whenever I make some fresh baked bullshit #really wild to consider #but I want to make it clear that I love all of you #even if I question your judgement

You can tell Iridesia is canonically trans now bc TNT deadnames them within the same week they came out

#and right at the start of pride month??#they just released a new customization item based off their pre-transition appearance #I know it's a little awkward making the distinction between them as a grey faerie and them now but there had to be a better way #neopets #op back on her bullshit

draconym

The eye doctor is the most fun doctor you can go to. They never steal your blood. They never make you get naked and put on a paper dress. They're just like, "Can you see these letters? It's fine if you can't, we can fix that." And they don't even spell anything.

draconym

orcboxer

Every time I go they put me in a chair and they say look into this machine there's a hot air balloon or a farmhouse in there and I do and I'm like you're right I see it and they're like yeah keep admiring that hot air balloon or farmhouse and I do and I'm like this shit's quaint as fuck and then do you know what happens next they attack me they jumpscare me with air directly into my eyeballs and i fall out the chair and they say sorryyyy but they're NOT they wanted this to happen they KNEW about the jumpscare well now I'm wise to it now I know better when I go in and they say look at this bodacious hot air balloon I'm like NO WAY DUDE that balloon wishes me harm have at thee and I attack them and push them on the ground and spit on them

#does anyone else get that giant glowing spiral that they make you stick your face in #the tiny house is one thing but the glowy bit makes it feel like they're trying to do some subliminal suggestion #really weird

thedorfmirrin

Iridesia 🤍☁️🌈☁️🤍

#I really love the little tweaks you made to their design #the wings are a lot more balanced out #neopets

ultineet

Daily Nagoriyuki 01062024

#oh lovely timing finding this one again #rainbowriyuki!#guilty gear #nagoriyuki

Memorial day has officially passed, which means we're entering night walk season! Wanted to make sure I got on it early this year

Unfortunately it seems that wasn't the best idea, since it's been a bit chilly the past week or so, I think it's a bit too cold and early for fireflies. Likewise for the frogs, though earlier in the season we got a lot of peepers especially in the more wooded areas. I did briefly spot a couple of bats, though, so I'm glad to see the nest is still around!

#they keep developing the area which is both annoying and funny bc everything is so expensive and we live in nowhereville #but there are still a few prime wooded areas where the fireflies tend to crop up #so I'll be scoping them out once it gets a little warmer again #op back on her bullshit