KitKat Korner

OK first off, Boner. Second. 90% of my blog is homestuck. 3rd I do orgional art weather or not it is requested. But I do take requests! I hope you all enjoy my blog. Oh Ps. Boner

[southpauz]

True story.

I just wanted a refill on my Sprite. 

That’s all I wanted.

and I would have done anything for it

[alianovnataliasoldblog-deactiva]

[froankie-deactivated20130715]

#SHE IS NOT EVEN ANYWHERE NEAR THE GENERAL AREA OF FUCKING AROUND GODDAMN

[all-fades-away]

Hello Queen of Genovia

[vogelbird]

[kurtwagnermorelikekurtwagnerd]

no you guys dont understand RAPUNZEL IS GERMAN FOR A CERTAIN TYPE OF LETTUCE

[fairythoughtless-archive]

I WOULD BE SAD IF PEOPLE DIDN’T KNOW THAT IT WAS A TYPE OF LETTUCE BECAUSE THE STORY OF RAPUNZEL SHE IS LITERALLY NAMED AFTER LETTUCE.

[lodeman-deactivated20131217]

no her name means never give up

[accidentallybutch-deactivated20]

NONONONOOOO!!!!!!!! IN THE ORIGINAL STORY RAPUNZEL’S MOM GETS CRAVINGS!!! WHEN SHE LOOKS OUT THE WINDOW, SHE SEES SOME RAPUNZEL, AND IS  LIKE “iF I DONT HAVE SO OF THAT SHIT RIGHT NOW, I WILL CHOKE SOMEONE!” WELL, OF COURSE THE FUCKING GARDEN BELONGS TO A WITCH, BECAUSE NOTHING GOOD EVER HAPPENS AT THE BEGINNING OF A FAIRYTALE! sO, HER HUBBY SNEAKS OVER, AND GETS HER SOME.THEN, HE GETS CAUGHT, AND IN PUNISHMENT, HE HAS TO GIVE UP HIS BABY WHEN SHE’S BORN. sO THE WITCH LOCKS HER IN A TOWER, AND NAMES HER RAPUNZEL AFTER THE FUCKING LETTUCE. I DON’T KNOW WHERE YOU GET THE IDEA THAT HER NAME MEANS NEVER GIVE UP, BUT IT’S WRONG . FUCKITY BYE!

[tomstoast]

IT MEANS NE\/ER GI\/E UP.

[eyeslikedust-blog]

Well her mother never did give up on that fucking lettuce did she

[flying-indigo-people-eater-deac]

I WATCHED A CARTOON OF RAPUNZEL WHEN I WAS REALLY SMALL AND I’M 98% SURE IT HAD SOMETHING TO DO WITH LETTUCE

[teacupsandnetflix-deactivated20]

buT GUYS

[suicidallions]

i just laughed so hard at this

[stuffinspace-deactivated2017100]

omg

[harveyxspecter]

[blackgirlsinlove]

Every POC got this lesson.

[afternoonsnoozebutton]

Got this drilled into my brain as a kid. This reminds me of that Chris Rock quote: 

"I will give you an example of how race affects my life. I live in a place called Alpine, New Jersey. Live in Alpine, New Jersey, right? My house costs millions of dollars…In my neighborhood, there are four black people. Hundreds of houses, four black people. Who are these black people? Well, there’s me, Mary J. Blige, Jay-Z and Eddie Murphy. Only black people in the whole neighborhood. So let’s break it down…Mary J. Blige, one of the greatest R&B singers to ever walk the Earth. Jay-Z, one of the greatest rappers to ever live. Eddie Murphy, one of the funniest actors to ever, ever do it. Do you know what the white man who lives next door to me does for a living? He’s a fucking dentist. He ain’t the best dentist in the world. He ain’t going to the dental hall of fame. He don’t get plaques for getting rid of plaque. He’s just a yank-your-tooth-out dentist. See, the black man gotta fly to get to something the white man can walk to."

[joshanddrake]

[constantlyconfusedchris]

#remember that one time icarly decided to break all the rules and throw a random confused Drake in the middle of one of their scenes? #because i sure do

[palemints]

Omfg.

[kiitkat-vantas]

Bless you for this post

[kiitkat-vantas]

Hello my beautiful followers!  I realize I have been gone for... months?  Idk a long time.  My friends forced me to get a Deviant Art soo... this is some of the work Ive posted  http://kiiitkatvantas.deviantart.com/ 

Thats the link to my acc. So... show meh some love? Lol idk. I love you guys and miss ya <3 <3 <3  Ill try to get on more

[kiitkat-vantas]

aye i see u in this driving school book

OoO wut

[kiitkat-vantas]

please tag your self harm! thank you v ery much

Huh...? 

[sigi0]

[1hhh6886tyy-deactivated20180211]

I AM ACTUALLY CRYING OVER THIS

[eclecticdreamer-blog]

So am I

[yourbigsisnissi]

and that’s why you don’t go around fixing people

and that’s why you don’t give up pieces of yourself to make someone else whole

[poeticdarkbeauty-deactivated201]

We do this more than we think. Sometimes we reject those who have helped us the most. Other times, we help those who allow their egos to hide their humilities.

[cas-hellodean]

someONE FUCKING MAKE THAT TEDDY BEAR HAPPY BEFORE I CHOKE BECAUSE I HAVE TEARS BRIMMING MY EYES HELP ME

[ladyinverse]

Is that good?

[2punkr1ck4u]

I FUCKING KNEW IT WAS GOING TO HAPPEN I KNEW THE DANGLE RONPAULS WOULD TAKE OVER THIS GOD DAMN IT

[rnilesupshur-blog]

I was bored so I made a sticker for my xbox

I’m not even sorry

[kiitkat-vantas]

You should be

[highonawindyhill]

[zteph-deactivated20200818]

this wins over other pro-gay commercials because you had no idea he was gay and then you can’t tell which one is his husband

they are showing them as people

not as gays and straights

[fejes-deactivated20180123]

fuckin love this commercial

[laterspeasants]

[xekstrin]

literally the perfect man

[strangehorse]

if you’re not in love with neil patrick harris you’re doing it wrong

[jeannedelart]

being sad while on tumblr is difficult because funny shit pops up on your dash and you laugh and you’re like “no do not interrupt my sadness with your funny gifs stop that”

[slimweerusshady-deactivated2014]

why hello jean

[kiitkat-vantas]

mom: you haven't moved since I left the house 6 hours ago wtf

me: excuse me where do you think these chips came from

[meme4u]

[thatkindoffangirl]

Best period-related ad ever? Best period-related ad ever.

[genoshaisforlovers]

OH

MY

GOD

[demondetoxmanual]

It’s actually the worst period-related ad ever. Not sure which rock these people grew up under, but it’s a known fact that women, or rather girls in this case, shouldn’t even be using tampons. It won’t hurt them, of course not, but OB-GYNS say you shouldn’t use them until you’ve had your first sexual experience. To be more specific: If you want your hymen to stay intact, don’t use a freaking tampon.

And how old is that girl again?! 11… 12, maybe?!… Yeah she’s not supposed to stick anything up her vagina at that age. 

This ad is just too wrong on too many levels for my liking.

[layyourwearyhead]

Hold the phone. Listen here, fuckwit, how about you shut up and learn something about female anatomy before you go spouting off and making a fool of your damn self. The only reason doctors sometimes tell younger girls to wait to use tampons is that middle-school aged girls often aren’t responsible enough to remember to take out their tampons on time and not give themselves TSS.

And this irresponsible ass-hattery you’re pulling about the hymen? It’s a thin, elastic ring of tissue just inside the vagina. I repeat: A RING. You know what fucking rings have? Holes in the middle, shit-for-brains. If it wasn’t a ring, didn’t have a hole, how the fucking fuck did you think females had periods in the first place?! For almost all females, you can go right ahead and stick whatever the fuck you want up there—tampons, fingers, penises, cucumbers, glittery purple dildos, popsicles, what the christing fuck ever—and as long as you’re gentle and stretch it out slowly, your hymen will never tear. Or “pop", if we’re using the fucked up misogynistic term for a god-awfully mistunderstood part of the female body.

Pull your head lout of your goddamn colon and learn a thing or two before you go fucking up a perfectly good post with you patriarchal-brainwashed bullshit. Please and thank you.

[kradmeme]

OH YES IT GOT BETTER