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Bonus: If I buy a book I get to keep it! The publisher can't turn up at my house at random and confiscate all the books I bought.

shittymoviedetails

In Predator 2 (1990) Predator recognizes a child with a toy gun poses no actual threat and does not attack him. This implies Predators have more ethical rules of engagement than the IDF

gothdolphin-deactivated20190409

me: how do churches deal with gluten at communion

first response on a catholic forum:

hvlthgxth-deactivated20241124

The Roman Catholic church is the only Christian faith with any mettle.

hvlthgxth-deactivated20241124

It’s not bread. It’s Jesus, dipshit. Next question.

regrettablyjake

It’s jesus, but also jesus’ body activates Celiac’s

baddywronglegs

Around 1% of Catholics are severely allergic to Jesus

queer-here-and-in-fear

i love how they arent even arguing that someone with celiacs should just eat the bread. they acknowledge they shouldnt! they just also feel the need to state it Is jesus, and even if jesus doesnt contain gluten, he sure damn acts like it. for some reason

animentality

status-quo-hater

I think one of the funniest abortion stances I've heard was from my parents neighbor. He's a like, hard-core libertarian viking larper guy who is very tall and very fat and very bald.

He believes a fetus is human with a soul, but also its "basically attacking the woman's body" so if she wants to get rid of it, that's "basically self-defense". He compared it to shooting a home invader. So he supports abortion not as healthcare, but as killing a baby in self-defense

status-quo-hater

Y'know I'm so glad someone reminded me of this. Because this was also discussed.

My stepmother did NOT like the way her Libertarian Viking Neighbor framed pregnancy as the fetus "attacking the woman". She incredulously told him this was extremely disrespectful to expectant mothers to portray pregnancy as so violent and negative.

Libertarian Viking Neighbor's response was that people consensually hurt each other all the time, and "there's like a whole community about that, with the acronym the one that starts with a B" And his reasoning was that if the mother was consenting to bring attacked by the baby, it in fact wasn't violent and negative because there was consent.

He brought up people consensually hurting each other, didn't go for one of the obvious answers like boxing or body mods or something, no he went STRAIGHT TO BDSM and he DIDN'T EVEN REMEMBER THE ACRONYM

Alfred Pennyworth on his day off.

#alfred pennyworth #dc comics #jeremy irons #Youtube

sinwas

Was your star next to mine ?

@skyrigel

#writing

r-truth

gischtglas

hybernating-bear

That's because this is Silmarillion

the-commonplace-book

thelaurenshippen

evilpixiea

10 Reasons Why Clark Kent and Bruce Wayne Belong Together

by Dick Grayson, with some help from Tim Drake.

1. Because Clark is one of the half dozen people outside the family who Bruce actually talks to.

2. Because Clark can understand Bruce’s silences (and Bruce can understand Clark’s. Or maybe they both just like sitting in a room without talking for hours? Either way, it’s on the list.)

3. Because the sex HAS to be amazing.

4. Because Clark is bulletproof. (Jesus, Tim. This was meant to be lighthearted fun).

5. Because they’ve been together for 20+ years and it’s time they actually get together (or come out of the closet).

6. Because Clark makes this house seem a little less haunted.

7. Because Clark can make Bruce laugh in a not scary way.

8. Because Clark tells Bruce to go easy on us during training.

9. Because I think it would be cool if Clark was my other dad.

10. Because they just do.

kikachan

Dick is Superbat's number one fan!

24hrsoda

we’re getting an Old Men issue of WF let’s GOOOO

evilpixiea

FOR EVERY BAT THERE IS A SUPER CONFIRMED.

kikachan

I love how Pa Kent is in the Batman pose and Alfred is in Clark's.

dathen

Still obsessed with Arthur Conan Doyle’s letter to Bram Stoker gushing about how wonderful a book Dracula is, but particularly how it makes such a good template for leaving fic comments, so I’m gonna to a BREAKDOWN:

Just say you loved reading it - “I am sure that you will not think it an impertinence if I write to tell you how very much I have enjoyed reading Dracula.”

Comment on a detail of the craft or structure that impressed you - “It is really wonderful how with so much exciting interest over so long a book there is never an anticlimax.“

Comment on how it emotionally affected you - “It holds you from the very start and grows more and more engrossing until it is quite painfully vivid.”

SHARE YOUR BLORBO FEELINGS - “The old Professor is most excellent and so are the two girls.”

Show appreciation for them as an author - “I congratulate you with all my heart for having written so fine a book.”

Next time you don’t know what to say on a fic you enjoyed, just use the ACD method~

fidelcostco

nourasbasha

Try it...

An Egyptian programmer created a page dedicated to every Palestinian soul killed by the occupation during the war of extermination in #Gaza.. So far, he has registered 72,000 names.