When this is over, don't blow your composure, baby

[pavlovez-archive-deactivated201]

no offense but can we pretend that airplanes in the night sky are like shooting stars i could really use a wish right now

[snorlaxatives]

not to sound dramatic but the scholastic book fair in elementary school is the most pure and genuinely happy place i’ve ever experienced in my life

[davidsvlogs]

Christine met her #1 fan

[gskarth]

this is missing the best part

[kikielelwhy]

so this happened once…

[2fallasleepwouldtakesomemag-blog]

No no no no no no. I miss my long hair tho.

[paprika]

[lizziemcguireblog]

queen of the met gala

[kiss-deactivated20220315]

double textin someone while ignoring someone’s double texts

[mae0x]

me: i’m a very private person

someone: hi

me: so i’ll start by describing some of my lighter traumas before i get into the real bad stuff

[twitterlols]

[android1000]

*survives another year*

[verily-i-say]

[drunp-archive-deactivated201711]

[gaminegay]

Good joke trope: Beginning a sentence in a harmless fashion, then turning it aggressive and weirdly specific and directed at a generic name because it’s fucking funny, Susan.

[dammit-desmond-deactivated20180]

You not finding me attractive is not going to stop me from being attractive.

[pandaspwnz]

I SWEAR TO GOD IF YOU KEEP THIS MINDSET YOU WILL GET SOOO MUCH CONFIDENCE

[capitulouno]

I love when people are direct with their feelings so we can mutually understand each other and build and understanding and apologize and rebuild if needed.

[bitchycode]

[mulaney-ssss-deactivated2015122]