Stardust

kikkerje

[sg1]

Stargate SG-1, 05.08 The Tomb

[sartorialadventure]

Joanna II of Naples

I'm being told that that WILD headdress is a variation on the chaperon/capuchon with a brooch/espinche on the front, but I'm finding very little information on it. Does anybody know what the HELL is going on here sartorially??

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

i gave my sister $100 for her bday, but i gave it to her in $1 bills that i folded into origami. so that’s how she pays for delivery food & now the pizza girl thinks she’s a stripper

[cornposting]

You’re really good at origami holy sh

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

i learned it specifically to make these for this exact situation 

[realpersonscifi]

Aren’t you the same bitch that gave your sister $100 dollars in nickels?

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

same bitch

[wetmetal]

Yeah, neither of these things happened 👍🏼

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

listen here my good hoe, i can’t find photos of the 2000 nickels or the 20 stars, but i did not spend weeks planning meticulously inconvenient birthday gifts over a period of years just to get whaled on by internet gremlins. here is some equally compelling evidence for an anecdote i was saving for later:

it weighed 68.6 lbs

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

same hellion yes

[treefey]

"I want my media to be historically accurate"

Cool, so you want natural fiber costumes with no/nuanced corset slander, people wearing colors, historical hairstyles, people wearing hats or headcoverings and long sleeves outside during the day, no potatoes or pumpkins in pre-columbian Europe, actors with textured skin and wrinkles, minimal makeup, consulting HEMA groups and weapons scholars for all the weapons and fight scenes, a good soundtrack that includes traditional instruments?

Oh, you mean you want 100% white people. Even in crowd scenes in port cities. There's a different word for that.

[quasi-normalcy]

Mel Brooks on taking studio notes:

[birds-and-friends]

Hazel dormouse discovered in a nest box during a licensed check, Lorna Griffiths, Notts Dormouse Group

[onlytiktoks]

[sparassiss]

derek knew so many versions of stiles over the years. fought with him and for him and fell in love with him along the way, cared about him enough to keep protecting him no matter how annoying, loud, unrelenting stiles was. is.

because at his core, stiles is brave and smart and kind, and derek knows all the parts of stiles, and loves them all so much.

then they lived happily ever after the end

[ladytuarach]

[bowlby4]

[takaraphoenix]

That 'making a deal with an elf and giving up your first born' thing with the human going 'Okay. When do we start?' but it's Sterek.

Alpha Derek who protects the woods and makes deals with the townspeople to protect them in exchange for their firstborn joining his pack and thus joining the protection of the town. It's how he got Boyd, Erica and Isaac (loophole of the firstborn already being dead) to be his Betas.

When Stiles comes to him, Derek is a little confused because Stiles is definitely too young to have a kid old enough to join the pack. But it's okay. Derek can be patient. He can tell Stiles is genuinely concerned for the town. But when the deal is truck...

Stiles: Okay, when do we start

Derek, confused: Start with what?

Stiles: I just promised you my firstborn. I don't have one yet. These take like nine months to be done. So we should start

Derek, even more confused: We should start

Derek, appalled: I would never force myself onto anyone--

Stiles, very deliberately looking Derek up and down: No force needed. Well, wouldn't mind a little manhandling

Derek, flustered for the first time in his life: ...

[raygun631]

This says it all

[michaelpaul7]

☝️😆

[bowlby4]

[swingsetindecember]

rewatching jurassic park as an adult, the entire park incident is because billionaire john hammond was in a pay dispute with his lead park computer engineer. john hammond was also refusing to let the park stay closed because of an ongoing investigation of a employee death due to a dinosaur.

like john hammond really was the villain. like the lawyer who gets killed first is there to audit the park. IT NEEDS TO BE. like jfc john hammond, you don't open a park when you have a wrongful death case open and your employee who has access to the entire park security infrastructure hates you

rip mr gennaro, you were trying to do your job and audit the park, you didn't deserve to be eaten in a toilet

[tiredadventurer]

[stydixa]

JURASSIC PARK (1993) Dir. Steven Spielberg