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Pepe and Pear

DISCLAIMER: None of these characters belong to me. They are the property of Crying Breakfast Friends and Pepe’s Burgers.  I just wrote this for fun.  PLEASE DON’T SUE ME!

Rating: PG for romance and crying.

The club was called the Midnight Snack.  In it’s prime, all of the ripest fruits and fancy cheeses in town showed up at it’s doors to dance and be merry.  But that was years ago, and now the club was just a rundown dive for all the snacks that the fridge had forgotten.

Everything at the Midnight Snack was almost past its expiration date.  Everything, that is, except for Pepe and Pear.

Pepe was a burger.  He played the ivory keys.  Pear was… a pear.  Every night, she would sit herself atop the piano and the two would sing duets that could make an onion cry.

They sang songs of romance and unrequited love.  It was their act, but Pepe always wondered if it were… more than an act.

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Somebody once told me the CHAAAAAAANGEIs gonna roll meI said yep. What a conceptOn her foreheadSomebodySomebodySomeOnce askedIs gonna rollOn her foreheadWell the years start coming and they don’t stopsomeBut the Meteor men beg to differBut the Meteor men beg todifferHey nowSomebody onceHey nowBut the Meteor menBut the Meteor menOn her foreheadYou’ll never shine if you don’tbodyHey now, you’re an AllstarYou’re an AllstarCHAAAAAAANGEHey now, you’re a RockstarYou’re an AllstarOn her foreheadAll that glitters issomeOnly shooting starsOnly shooting starsOnlySome once told me(STATIC)But the Meteor men beg to differIt’s getting pretty thinThe waters getting warm so youPretty thinThe ice we skateThe hole in the satellite pictureThe ice we skateMeteor men(THE WORLDS ON FIRE)How’s about yoursyoursforeheadHey now, you’re an AllstarSomebody asked could I…I said yep, what a conceptyepyepyepwhat a conceptwhat a concept(whistling)I like that boatThat is a nice, nice boat.I like that boatThat is a nice, nice boat(amalgam of nice nice boat, all that glitters and only shooting stars)I said yep what a concept. I could use a little fuel myself and we could all use a littleCHAAAAAAANGE· 

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the human race has mastered music. you can all go home now

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