Memento Mori

I’ve been on tumblr since 2012. Nothing scares me anymore. Emilee - 26 - She/her

[superbellsubways]

[samlickereightyone]

MICHAEL MYERS WAS 21?????????????

[samlickereightyone]

he should’ve been at the clubbbbbb……..

[herpsandbirds]

São Tomé Caecilian (Schistometopum thomense), family Dermophiidae, endemic to São Tomé and Ilhéu das Rolas (Africa)

photographs by m_burger

[chirasul]

nature literally said

[aer-quewea]

[thememedaddy]

[sleaterkinnie-deactivated202412]

fucking crazy. mating ritual is just unwashed pussy and balls so potent you can smell it . we are freaks

[britomartis]

is it a good idea to microwave this. slo mo destruction vids. will it blend. red hot nickel ball. 1000 degree hot knife. hydraulic press. industrial shredder. what's next for us in society

[venonomnomicon]

Appreciation for the humble trout.

[britomartis]

the humble trout

[ms-demeanor]

hey, don't cry. one cup heavy whipping cream, two tablespoons granulated sugar, three tablespoons cocoa powder and whisk until stiff peaks form for three ingredient chocolate mousse, okay?

[ms-demeanor]

i realized that i like the format because it's the exact opposite of the recipe blogs with 1000 words before they get to an ingredient list.

[passionpeachy-deactivated202312]

about to use a printer. wish me luck

[passionpeachy-deactivated202312]

*comes back covered in blood and ash with a thousand yard stare but I'm holding a perfectly clean stack of shipping labels*

[brynstellaris]

hey I'm sorry I stopped in the middle of that sentence my brain decided to flush its cache and I totally forgot what this conversation was

[only-tiktoks]

[dduane]

Adding this fab lady's website URL: https://madewithmud.co.uk/

[riverpiracy]

it's always wild to me how many people use social media exactly like the fake users they make up in tech demos do. just commenting on chipotle's post about a new type of steak like "😍 can't wait to try it!" and reacting to articles on mass death events with "😥"

[ballwizard]

crazy how that stuff works

[ballsdotcum]

Tch. Would've been funnier with breasts 🤣

[apismagnarum]

excuse me?

[official-boob-posts]

no no hear them out

[demilypyro]

D&D going mainstream really messed up people's expectations cause chances are you're not gonna find a DM who has the free time, talent and resources to put on a tale that competes with Tolkien. you're gonna find your friend's roommate Phil who's read one of the manuals a few times and has to pause to get a calculator out to figure out how much damage your attack did and his story is blatantly ripping off a dragon age 2 side quest

[thelibraryofthacey]

(tag via @dare-to-dm)

[twobeesornottwobees]

“average DM has 20 unique character voices" factoid actualy just statistical error. average DM actually has 3 unique character voice. Spiders Lee Mulligan, who has over 10,000 unique character voices, is an outlier adn should not have been counted”

[kragehund-est]

run-on sentences aren't real btw, that's a lie made up by loser control freaks who feel the need to stifle my reading speed with stop signs (a.k.a. "."); but i'm a woman of yield signs (,) and rolling stops (;) <- i accidentally made a pussy

[feastofsnakes]

[excessive citations]

[ransomed]

[treesofgreen]

[thunderstruck9]

John Salt (British, 1937-2021), Black Ford in Field, 1972. Oil on canvas, 48 x 72 in.

[halcyonhue]