Splendid ♠

Don't expect good posts here. Only trash and art.

[egberts]

"i ate too many cookies" is truly an ageless problem. an unlearnable lesson.

[vanglaggle]

IT'S CALLED!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! COMPASSION!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! NOT EMPATHY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! THE WORD YOU ARE LOOKING FOR IS COMPASSION!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[b0nkcreat]

these fucking comments i got mystomach hurts oh my god help me

[shopcat]

look at this wonderful gif of scallops getting scared and scattering like a flock pigeons

[elioftheasphodel]

whatever. go my scallops

[whitachi]

last night I had the experience of "referencing a tumblr post that you think is widely known but turns out to not be as widely known as you thought it was" last night and it was this post. whatever. go my scallops

[prayingtothehalfdeadmoon]

[gingersnapwolves]

law lovers unite

hey did somebody mention Trafalgar D. Water Law, my favorite character of all time?

Trafalgar Law my emo edgelord baby who had 'DEATH' tattooed on his knuckles when he was a 14 year old but somehow doesn't regret that as an adult? Trafalgar Law who tried to pass off Punk Hazard as his 'summer home' when the Marines came knocking? Trafalgar Law who said "it's really important that we stay undercover in Wano" and then had his Jolly Roger embroidered onto his kimono like the enormous dork that he is?

Trafalgar Law who has one of the most tragic backstories in One Piece, a series known for giving characters tragic backstories? Trafalgar Law who has incredible survivor's guilt and spent half his life trying to fulfill the last wishes of the man who showed him kindness and saved his life? Trafalgar Law who is an incredibly cool and confident pirate captain but also a soggy wet cat? Trafalgar Law who has the "fuck you in particular, I do what I want" Devil Fruit?

Are we talking about Trafalgar Law who is a brilliant strategist, and also is constantly the most long-suffering man alive because he is surrounded by clowns? Trafalgar Law who just fucking gave up and let Luffy tote him around like a sack of potatoes for half of Dressrosa? Trafalgar Law who has a submarine? Trafalgar Law who loves his crew so so so so very much? Trafalgar Law who is a captain and a doctor and a swordsman (other pirate captains could never). Trafalgar Law who would absolutely mainline Monster Energy in a modern AU but forbid his crew from drinking it?

Trafalgar Law who carves people's hearts out of their chests and then swaps them around without telling anyone? Trafalgar Law who can make souls bodyswap and definitely does that for fun sometimes or just to annoy people? Trafalgar Law whose first mate is a polar bear?

Did somebody ask about Trafalgar Law, who has been my laptop wallpaper for the past [redacted] years? Who I actually thought about getting a vanity plate for but couldn't quite justify the money even though I really really want a vanity plate that reads TORA-O?

Yeah I think about him a normal amount

[tackminyard]

affirmations for my printer:

you are not out of paper

you have so much paper

it’s okay to function as intended

you are not out of ink

i just refilled that cartridge last month

you can connect to that computer you’re supposed to connect to

you’re allowed to print things

[anti-parent]

teamwork makes the dream work. and dreamwork. makes shrek

[anti-parent]

fantastic. i love it. i posted this after my wife said it yesterday and as i was doing it i was like "this can't be an original thought. as soon as i hit post someone's going to say 'you stole this from a tweet from 2014' and i'll say 'no, i stole it from my beautiful wife.'"

[xalatath]

I like when you click a link and it turns purple its like youre bruising it

[doyoulovethewayzeylily]

does anyone know how to talk to girls

[ballwizard]

meows loud as fuck shattering all glass within 3 miles no survivors

[willgrahamscock]

I have to make mistakes in order to learn & grow

[probuccalfat]

i’d love the opportunity to fumble you catastrophically

[dogpuppy]

[gyjoestar]

sbr minor antagonist core

[ziyal]

this shot of the joker pulling up his pants leg seems to imply that the white part of his feet is actually just bare skin, not fabric spats over a pair of dress shoes, as i had always assumed?? which means that the animated series joker has actually been wearing, like, kitten heeled pumps this entire time

[powrbottomjoker]

Just wanted to let you know I thought about this post so hard I ended up cosplaying it 😌

[brawltogethernow]

#the damage buff from that url

Huh what url– OH.

[croakerverse-chronological]

[powrbottomjoker]

I thought I had accidentally deleted this and just about died man THIS IS MY LEGACY.

[foone]

[dokelsss]

even more land fish

[believesinpatterns]

a woman holding her boob should be considered a neutral pensive gesture like when a man scratches his beard